The sun rose over the Mushroom Kingdom. Princess Peach got out of bed and gazed out the window.
(Sung to the tune of "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast)
Peach: I wake up to my quiet village
Everyone is calm and mellow
Little town full of little mushrooms
Waking up to say...
(Peach strolls down the stairs and is passed by several servants)
Mushrooms: Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Peach: There goes our Wooster freaking out, like always
Complaining 'bout a random smell
He's not trying to be mean
He just keeps this castle clean
In the Mushroom Kingdom morn'
"Good morning, Peach," called Wooster. "I was just cleaning up when I smelled an awful odor! It appeared to be coming from your father...ah, well."
Peach laughed. "It's okay, Wooster, we're all used to it by now! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off for a walk!"
Mushrooms: Look, there she goes
So let us bow, our ruler
Fair as the soft sand on the beach
Always mingles with the crowds
And the Lakitus in clouds
No denying she's a good princess, that Peach
Mushroom: Hello
Peach: Good day
Mushroom: How is your family?
Peach: Hello
Mushroom: Good day
Peach: The weather's grand!
Mushroom: I need...six eggs
Shopkeeper: That's too expensive!
Peach: We're all happy in our peaceful land
Toad rushed over to Peach. "Princess! Princess! Have you noticed that bush is following us?" They turned to a suspicious-looking bush that sat on the road. "It could be a Koopa, you know!"
Peach stared at the bush. "If it is, I'm sure Mario will come. For all we know, it's just a walking bush."
The bush ran off, revealing scaly Koopa feet under it. Toad nervously glanced to Peach, who was walking away.
Toad, Wooster, Toadsworth: Look, there she goes..that girl is so unaware
The Koopas may be close in reach
Toad: And just like I once saw
They could grab her with their claws
Wooster and Toadsworth: And yet she simply walks along, that Peach
(Peach comes to a stop and a fountain and sits down by a herd of Yoshis)
Peach: Ohhhh...isn't this amazing?
They're always afraid because...you'll see
Mario stops his grazing
And he saves me from Bowser
With Luigi
Mushrooms: Now it's no wonder that she's not too freaked out
Mario follows her, the leech
But all that being so
You'd think she'd still shout "no"
When Bowser comes to nab and grab
When Bowser comes to nab and grab
He always tries to nab and grab that Peach
The bush, meanwhile, jumped down a warp pipe to Darkland. He shook himself off to reveal Bowser, the evil king of the Koopas...as if you hadn't guessed that. "Peach is out in the open! This'll be too easy! All I have to do is use the Clown Copter to get her! Hear that, kids? Just the Clown Copter! Then maybe I'll finally take over the Mushroom Kingdom!"
Bowser: Right from the moment when I spied it, saw it
That kingdom had a star, like Sneetch
And the only thing is she
Who is in the way of me
From taking over the land, it is Peach
Kooplaings: Look there he goes! King dad has a plot
Bowser Koopa, he's mean, not cute
We say good luck and give it a shot
He's such a huge drak, strong and scaley brute!
(Bowser jumps into the Clown Copter and takes off for the Mushroom Kingdom)
Peach: I'm happy with this mushroom land
Bowser: This better work, the kidnaping I planned
Mushrooms: Look there she goes, a girl who's strange but special
Although her high-pitched voice can screech
It's a pity and a sin
The Koopas will close in
Cause she really is a lovely girl
So nice and what a lovely girl
She really is a lovely girl...that Peach!
Bowser suddenly swooped out of the sky and grabbed Peach. The Mushroom citizens screamed and ran for cover. Bowser flew away, Peach's shrieks echoing into the distance. "Mario! Luigi! Help me like I just sang about!"
Mario and Luigi sat in their house in Brooklyn. An alarm went off. "It's the Princess Capture Alarm!" cried Mario. "Again!"
"Man, that's starting to get old," sighed Luigi. The two plumbers jumped up and down a warp pipe. They came out in the Mushroom Kingdom. "Where's Peach?" Mario asked Toad.
"She was kidnaped by Bowser," said Toad, "like always." Luigi sighed again.
Mario scanned the sky. "Clown Copter, right?"
"Yep," said Toad.
"Flown towards Darkland?"
"Most likely."
"Where Peach is presumably being held in a cage over a pit of lava that's randomly there?"
"She's been kidnaped a lot," Toad grumbled. Mario and Luigi grabbed a Warp Pipe and were soon on their way to Darkland. With ease, they beat up the Koopa Troopa guards and stomped into Bowser's castle.
The Koopalings watched from the stairway. "They're back," said Ludwig. The Koopalings all laughed. They knew how this would end. Bowser would be defeated, Peach would be rescued, and then kidnaped again that afternoon. It was the same old thing.
Mario and Luigi found their way to the room where Peach was being held. She was always held in that room. Peach called from her cage, "Mario! Luigi! Let's just leave! It's always boring here!"
Suddenly, a Thwomp fell from the ceiling, blocking the exit. Bowser burst out. "Prepare to die, plumbers!" Bowser breathed fire at them. It broke the chain holding up Peach. She fell towards the lava, but Luigi kicked her to safety. Mario swung on the chain to kick Bowser in the face.
Mario: Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on it's time to go, do the Mario
(Luigi jumps up and down on Bowser)
Luigi: Take one step and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now
(Mario and Luigi bounce Bowser back and fourth like a volleyball)
Mario: You got it!
Luigi: It's the Mario!
Mario: Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on it's time to go, do the Mario!
Luigi: Take one step and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now
Mario: Come on now!
(Bowser is knocked into the lava pool)
Both: Just like that!
"That takes care of that," said Luigi, "but we're still trapped!"
Mario fished out Bowser's unconscious body out of the lava. "Hold on, Luigi! I have an idea!" Mario swung Bowser around and around by his tail, throwing him into the Thowmp. The huge rock shattered into pieces, and the trio calmly left, leaving Bowser's body behind for some henchman to find. Like always.
Wooster is a mushroom from the Mario comics. He looks a lot like Toad.