You might be Yoda if...

This is a humorous story based off of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." skits. Read and enjoy. Seeing as this is my first comedy, no flames please.

So your a big Star Wars Freak and you think you might be a Yoda incarnate. Here is a simple list that will let you know.

22. You might be Yoda if... you like to ride on people's backs for hours at a time

21. You might be Yoda if... your favorite food is rootleaf stew.

20. You might be Yoda if... you think the last line of the Star Wars theme is 'The Force, with you may it be!'

19. You might be Yoda if... your lighsaber is bigger than you

18. You might be Yoda if... you think that the prime peice of landscape is in a dirty filthy stinking swamp

17. You might be Yoda if... backwards talk you

16. You might be Yoda if... you think that 60 is infantile

15. You might be Yoda if... you think your prime was 400 years ago

14. You might be Yoda if... you've lived through the Formation of the Old Republic and the Empire

13. You might be Yoda if... you like to dance alone in your swamp

12. You might be Yoda if... you have beat up old X-Wings in your front yard

11. You might be Yoda if... you think that there is nothing wrong with being a puppet

10. You might be Yoda if... the last of a dying bread you are

9. You might be Yoda if... you think that there is nothing wrong with being ugly and green

8. You might be Yoda if... you think that beauty is only skin deep

7. You might be Yoda if... you hope that you don't shrink as you age

6. You might be Yoda if... you were at your biggest when you were born

5. You might be Yoda if... 2' 9" is tall for your species

4. You might be Yoda if... you think that 'English, overrated it is'

3. You might be Yoda if... you think that it's cool to stand on people's feet

2. You might be Yoda if... Frank Oz is your hommie

-And the number one reason that could inform you if you are Yoda is

1. You might be Yoda if... you think that 'Sound a lot like Grover on Sesame Street I do'

Hahaha. I hope you enjoyed this breif bit of comedy. Let me know if I should do another one of these. Oh, yeah, NO FLAMES! Or Eat you I will! Hahahaha. Read and review, just no flames please.