I'M SORRY! I've been a bad author! I haven't updated in (count it) over three months! I feel terrible. So as a sorry present (if there's such thing, I guess), I'm going to make this chapter EXTRA LONG to make up for the lost months of service. Oh yes, and chapter 12 doesn't start until after the Spanish translation. Many people were wondering what all of the Spanish stuff meant, so I took the liberty of posting it in English at the beginning of this chapter. I hope you all enjoy!

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Chapter Eleven (Spanish Translation)

"…AXEL!" Chanelle yelled maliciously.

Axel fell to his knees and raised his arms up to the sky.

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!" he yelled with a vengeance.

"Ha, ha," snickered Zexion, who grabbed the tip jar from Christine and pelted it at the helpless Axel.

"You are very bad!" snapped Axel. "I don't like anybody!"

Saïx looked over to Xemnas.

"Where is my burrito?" he asked.

"I don't know," answered the Superior. "I think it is in your pants."

"How crazy!" interjected Roxas randomly.

There was a very long and unnecessary moment of silence.

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There you have it! A complete translation from the last chapter! Now, on with the thing that everybody really wants…CHAPTER 12!!! If this chapter sucks, blame it on evil undead monkeys.

Just as a little side note, the Talent Round should be done by this chapter. More info on it later.

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Chapter Twelve: Talent Round: Part Two

"Welcome back to the show, everybody!" yelled WindOfDancingFlames.

"Why are you still here?" asked Xemnas.

"Your mom's still here," replied the author.

Xemnas sniffled and said, "How dare you talk like that about my mommy!"

"You don't even have a mommy," commented Xaldin. If Xaldin says mommy, it sounds weird, on that note. Even if you're reading it…it's just weird.

"Alright, I've had it!" yelled Xigbar from the back of the crowd.

"What's wrong?" asked Luxord.

The whole Organization was paying attention to him now. A white spotlight shone upon the lone figure of Xigbar at the front of the crowd, bringing out the nostalgic gleam in his wise old eyes…

"Would you stop it with the detail?" asked Xigbar. "Can't you see I'm trying to preach here! And my eyes aren't that old!"

"Just go on, Fuhrer Von Augenklappe," said Axel.

"First of all, call me that again and I will kill you, Axel," continued Xigbar. "Second of all, I think everybody agrees with me when I say this: There are WAY too many OCs in this story for its own good. I mean really, take a look around you. How many OCs are there? Seven…eight? We need to stop this while we can."

"Viva la revolucion!" shouted Zexion. This was then followed by a series of confused stares, all aimed at Zexion.

"I disagree!" yelled Christine from the judge's table. Everyone started to look at her. She was (once again) armed with the tip jar, just in case anybody wanted to eat her. She was secretly made of chocolate. Yummy.

"You have no say in this!" yelled Saïx. "You're just an…an…OC!"

"Xigbar is right!" shouted Xemnas. "I think everybody agrees that OC's are a nuisance and are useless in this story."

"I don't…," muttered Marly.

"Schließen Sie die Hölle, Packesel ab!" yelled Luxord.

"Just because you're blond haired and blue-eyed does NOT mean you can speak German like that, Luxord!" yelled Roxas.

"Nazi!" yelled someone from the crowd.

"I'm a Brit! Are you all off your trolleys?" argued Luxord.

"That's it! Brit or Nazi, he's DEAD!" yelled Xaldin.

"Y'know, he could be a British Nazi," commented Zexion quietly, but nobody heard him.

Xaldin then jumped on Luxord, drawing all six of his sharp and pointy lances. Xigbar, who had started everything, started beating up poor Roxas for no apparent reason, and Larxene (who had gotten her insect nasteh hair messed up by Xaldin's wind) went on a rampage and started beating Lexaeus up. Marluxia, Xemnas, and Zexion were the only ones who had decided to stay out of it. Marly stayed out of it because he wanted to be in perfect shape for the talent round and didn't want to break a nail, Xemnas stayed out of it because it would've set a bad example for his underlings, and Zexion stayed out of it because he was a sensitive emo and believed fighting was stupid. But Zexion isn't really a sensitive emo, he just is really smart.

Meanwhile, Chanelle and Amanda were trying to break everything up (which was to no avail). Chanelle ended up being mauled by a bear because a bear had appeared when Zexion had said "random", and Amanda got distracted when a fluffy poodle appeared at her side, which also happened to be when Zexion said "random". Katie was busy throwing crappy junk food at the big mob of fighting nobodies and zapping them with her x-ray vision dorky glasses, and Christine was trying to kill Saïx with her newly acquired tip jar bazooka.

At the end of all things, every Organization member, OC, poodle, and bear that had been fighting was laying in a bloody heap on the floor. Zexion, Marluxia, and Xemnas stood on the sidelines completely unharmed, yet feeling sorry for their lost comrades. Even the two remaining judges, Katraeya and Alexis, had been injured by the battle. The only people left other than Zexion, Xemnas, and Marluxia were Sora, Riku, and Kairi. The authoress was nowhere to be seen.

"Well, this has been a crappy chapter so far," said Zexion.

"Huh?" said Xemnas.

"Nothing," answered Zexion, hiding the script within his cloak. "But it's going to get better…"

"Huh?" said Lexaeus from the bloody heap on the floor.

"Nothing, Lexaeus."

"Well, I guess we're going to have to postpone the talent round for the…," began Xemnas.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO times five trillion!" yelled Marluxia in anger. "WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THIS TALENT ROUND EVEN IF I AM LAYING ON MY DEATH BED! WE NEED THE TALENT ROUND NOW!"

"Okay, crazy guy…we'll do it if you stop acting so fricken weird," said Xemnas, obviously freaked out.

"YAY! Can I go first PLEEEEEEASE?"

"What did I just say, Marluxia?" said Xemnas sternly.

"Sorry…"

"Well, we're going to need to find judges first," pointed out Zexion. "But I'm not going to help."

"Alright," said Xemnas. "But you're competing whether you like it or not."

"But…"

"No."

"But…"

"Not listening."

"But…"

"No way."

"But…"

"Nope."

"RANDOM!"

Xemnas's head fell off.

"Zexion, you put my head back on RIGHT NOW or I'm giving you garbage duty for the rest of the month! YOU ARE GOING TO COMPETE!"

"You people are so stupid…," muttered the very displeased Zexion.

Zexion, being angry now, picked Xemnas's head up and punted it across the rink.

"THAT'S IT!" yelled the flying Xemnas head. "Garbage duty for a YEAR."

It landed in the middle of the ice rink with a loud plop.

"OW!" yelled Xemnas's head. "Could somebody help me here?"

But nobody could because 1) Most of the people who actually liked Xemnas were in a bloody heap on the floor 2) Everybody who was not hurt/amputated/fried like a potato did not like him 3) Everybody was laughing. Like, hysterically.

"Stop laughing!" yelled Xemnas. "I'll just put my head back on myself!"

Xemnas's headless body started running in the direction of where his frustrated head was shouting, but because it didn't have eyes to see where it was going it started running into walls and slipping on the ice. Everybody was laughing and even Zexion had a flicker of a smile on his face. He got many high fives from Marluxia and the others, but got disapproving glares from Saïx. Saïx was probably the only one who didn't think this was funny. He's such a kissup.

Xemnas's body slipped on the ice again and was flailing its arms trying to get up. All of a sudden Sora and Riku ran out onto the ice and started kicking Xemnas's poor head back and forth to each other.

"THAT REALLY HURTS!" he yelled as he was punted into a hockey net.

"Yeah, two points!" yelled Riku as he took Xemnas's head back out onto the rink and swerved with it screaming between his legs.

"OOF! STOP IT!" yelled Xemnas. Everyone on the sidelines cheered as Sora scored another goal.

"COME GET ME YOU IDIOT!" yelled Xemnas to his clueless body, which had fallen down for the millionth time.

The body started running in his head's general direction, which was everywhere now because Sora and Riku were kicking it back and forth across the rink. The body tripped over a hockey net this time and landed on its front, and then tried to catch Xemnas's screaming head as it whizzed by.

"I'M OVER HERE, DUMBASS!" yelled the screaming head.

The body got up again and started chasing the head once more, only to be knocked over by Sora. Finally it got bored and gave up, and Xemmy had to wait before Zexion felt sorry enough to put his head back on. After everything had cleared up and the laughter had ceased – he, Zexion, and Marluxia were ready to go on the ice and get the talent round over with. Because the OC judges were all mauled and lying on the floor in a bloody heap, the author has replaced them with Sora, Kairi, and Riku. Zexion had agreed to skate because he did feel a little sorry for Xemnas, and it was only fair that he did what Xemnas wanted.

"Alright. Marluxia is up first," said Sora.

"YAY!" yelled Marly.

Marluxia skated out onto the rink and moved to the center, where a bright pink spotlight shone down on him. Suddenly the music began.

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide - no escape from reality."

Marluxia began a swift figure eight around the rink, with the soft pink light following him like a hawk.

"Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see."

He twirled and danced without missing a single land. His performance was totally excellent.

"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy. Because I'm easy come, easy go. A little high, little low."

And then Marluxia did a double backflip, which made several people "ooh" and "aah" in the crowd.

"That was random, I mean doing a backflip like that," said Zexion quietly to himself. But he didn't know the severity of what he just said…

All of a sudden Marly tripped…on a fluffy cute little poodle. Amanda nearly cried, and Marly did. Everybody looked at Zexion, who was red with embarrassment now.

"Sorry," he said, backing away. But Xemnas grabbed him before he could run far enough from the crowd, and Zexion whimpered in pain.

"Someone get duct tape. NOW," said Xemnas with a smile of glee.

Zexion gulped as the extremely hurt Marluxia brought over a giant roll of duct tape. Xemnas smiled as he took it from Marly's hands and ripped a big piece off.

"Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING," said Xemnas happily as he taped Zexion's mouth shut, then casting a spell on it that locked it on there. "That should fix that."

"What do I do now?" asked Marluxia. "Should the judges judge me or should I try again?"

"No, not yet," answered Xemnas. "I have an even better idea. Zexion still owes me a little from that incident with my head."

Zexion's eyes pleaded for forgiveness and he shook his head vigorously "no".

"Take Zexion here and use him in your act," said Xemnas. "You can throw him and catch him all you want, but just don't break too many of his bones."

Marluxia smiled the same evil smile that Xemnas was smiling.

"As you wish, my Superior," said Marluxia while taking Zexion out of Xemnas's hands.

"Good boy, Marly," said Xemnas, patting him on the head. Saïx would've either screamed or killed Marluxia if he wasn't beaten into a bloody pulp at the moment.

Marluxia went back out onto the rink with Zexion in his arms, still smiling his malicious smile, and the music started again. It was the same routine so far, except for the fact that he was throwing Zexion up into the air every few seconds and then catching him inches before he touched the ground. By the end of it, Zexion was as green as the Incredible Hulk. Marluxia skated over to the judge's table and plopped Zexion down onto the ice, eager to hear what they had to say. Kairi went first.

"I LOVED IT! IT WAS AWESOME!" she said. "10/10!"

Marluxia jumped up with joy.

"Poodle!" yelled Sora, running after the cute fluffy poodle that had tripped Marly before.

"Um…yay?" said Marluxia, not really sure what to think. "What do you say, Riku?"

"It was pretty good. I hated the pink. I'll give you a 5/10."

"WHAT! That's not even a passing grade!" complained Marly.

"I said I didn't like the pink. Oh, and I also feel sorry for the jolly green giant here. That deducted three points."

"Meanie! I demand a recount!"

"Now don't be so upset AL GORE. I'll deduct another point if you don't stop talking."

"Sorry…"

Marluxia picked Zexion up sadly and went over to Xemnas and then threw him back on the floor, too depressed to do anything.

"Next up is Xemnas," said Riku. Sora was still chasing the poodle.

Xemnas went out onto the rink with his triumphant smile and stood near the middle. This time an orange spotlight shone down on him. The music started.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts."

Xemnas started skating like Michael Jackson would dance, and everybody's brains fried. After about two seconds into the song, Riku was kind enough to speak up.

"STOP! YOU LOSE!" he yelled angrily. The music stopped and the spotlight turned off. Xemnas stopped dancing and went over to the judge's table, already knowing what they would say.

"Will someone please cut off my ears and gouge out my eyes?" asked Kairi. "That was probably the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life. Riku?"

"I agree," said Riku. "You're disqualified."

"WHAT!" yelled Xemnas. "But I…"

"Sorry, not listening. Now let's announce the winner!"

Riku skated out to the middle of the rink and grabbed a microphone that dropped from the ceiling.

"Because Xemnas was disqualified, half of the contestants were mauled completely, and Marluxia had an illegal usage of bishonen, the winner by disqualification is Axel!"

There was a muffled "YAY" from the pile of mauled people.

"And we'll have the next round in about thirty minutes," said Kairi. "Everybody get ready!"

And so they did.

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Phew! Done with that chapter. Again, I'm sorry for not updating for a while, but I've been really busy. I'll try to be more regular from now on.

And now I need your help. I want people's opinions on my OCs. If the majority want to keep them, then I will. But if everybody hates them then I won't.

Until next time,

WODF