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Sasuke glared at Naruto while Naruto glared back. They were currently resting in Sasuke's HUMUNGUS bed, with Emaruto snuggled between them, one arm hooked with each, sleeping soundly.

"This is all your fault, dobe." Sasuke said, deepening his glare.

"How is this my fault! It's not like I willed her to come over and harass us!"

"Well it's your fault we're sharing a bed with her!"

"It was only fair that both of us stay with her, and you're the only one with a huge bed we could all fit in!"

"Who said we had to share a bed! You could've taken your bed, I would've taken the couch and we could've thrown her in a cage or something!"

"Oh…"

"Yeah, oh is right, dumbass!"

'In her sleep' Emaruto 'unconsciously' tugged on both of their arms 'unintentionally' pulling them closer. Both boys blushed and were thankful for the dark.

A silence passed which Naruto eventually decided to break.

"Gods, and she's so full of shit, too."

Sasuke glanced at him out of the corner of his eye. "Hm?"

"Well you know, the whole you and me being lovers and whatever."

Sasuke only nodded and then added as an afterthought, "I wouldn't be on bottom, ya know."

"Oh don't give me that shit, I'm not the one that was caught in drag, was I?"

Sasuke glared and shut his eyes tight. "Shut up, shut up, shut up! You know that was a dare!"

"Mhm, sure Sasuke, someone dared you to wear that whorish of an outfit with that much makeup and that much lace, why now? Because they wanted to see you in it? That sounds a bit unlikely to me."

Sasuke blushed impossibly red. "Shut up! It's not my fault that Kiba is a sick freak!"

"I'm just saying that you'd be bottom fo show, no doubt. Sorry babe, but you just don't have what it takes to be a seme."

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched dangerously. "What. Did. You. Just. Call. Me!"

"What?...oh, babe? It was just to enforce what I was saying, Sasuke-chan, don't get all defensive." Naruto said with a smirk.

Sasuke was about ready to tackle Naruto. "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Emaruto woke up, glanced about her surroundings.

"mmmh," she said drowsily, "We didn't like, get in a threesome or something, did we?"

Sasuke and Naruto's eyes bulged. "Gods, no, you freak."

Emaruto pouted. "You mean you had fun without me?"

Sasuke pushed Emaruto away from him. "We didn't have fun. In fact, we didn't do anything!"

Emaruto glared. "Well then sleep, you have a big day tomorrow," she said, latching on to Naruto's arm and snuggling in, turning her back to Sasuke. Soon she was sleeping. Naruto glanced down at her.

"God she's like a four year old or something."

"Whatever dobe, I'm going to bed. I don't care what you do. Goodnight."

"Goodnight SasUKE!"

"Call me that again and I'll tell Emaruto you're bottom."

"…Erm…goodnight then!" Naruto said nervously diving under the covers. He did NOT want the crazy girl to decide that he needed a makeover or something.