Umm…I had some spare time
We take one Emaruto, (one of my crazy anime nicknames)
and enter her into Naruto world
Dare we say that chaos will ensue?
Warning: yaoi, starting chapter two.
disclaimer:…your MOM doesn't own naruto!
BURN! WHAT NOW!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE WITH THAT BURN!

Chapta one, yo. (hehe…GANGSTA!)

A knock sounded at Naruto's apartment at 5:00 AM. 'Who the fuck?' he thought while getting up to answer it.

The wind was knocked out of him when he opened the door and a blue flash tackled him to the ground in a giant bear-hug.
"KYAA!" the blue thing, which he now identified as a girl about his age, screamed.

"Um…do I know you?" he asked, pulling out of the girls grasp. What was wrong with her? Did she mistake him for Sasuke or something? The girl stood up and grinned broadly.
"Nope!" she said happily.

"Um…then what are you doing at my house?" he asked, taking a step away from this strange creature.
"…" she looked confused for a moment. "I…don't know…" Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"Then could you…leave? I was sleeping and…" Naruto said, taking another step back.

The girl began to sob horrendously. "But I don't know where I AAAAMMM and I need somewhere to stay! HELP ME NARUTO!" She said, clinging to him.

"How do you know my name?" he demanded. She immediately stopped sobbing and stepped back.

"OH! Forgive me for not introducing myself!" she yelled, grinning again and announcing, "I am EMARUTO; YOUR ULTIMATE NUMBER ONE FAN!" She then struck a pose.
Emaruto? Oh god; this girl was a nutcase.

"I have…Fans..?" Naruto asked. The only fan club HE knew of was Sasuke's fan club. The girl didn't seem to hear his question as she again glomped him.
"Okay, okay" Naruto said, trying to sound stern as he pulled out of the crazy girl's grasp. "Rule number one, No glomping."
"YES SIR!" She said, bringing her hand up in a salute. Naruto raised his eyebrow once again. Nobody besides konohamaru had ever really done what he said without questioning his intentions.

The girl continued to stand there, at attention, unblinking. Her eyes began to water and she was turning blue…er. She wasn't breathing.
"um…At ease." Naruto said, hoping she wouldn't pass and die in his apartment. He'd be the first suspect if she did.
'Emaruto' immediately fell to the floor, blinking and gasping…and she looked pretty funny. Naruto giggled. Finding Naruto's giggle extremely adorable, Emaruto went to glomp him again but stopped inches away from him, remembering the rule, and instead decided to screech at the top of her lungs "KAWAIIIIII! "
Another knock sounded at the door. Naruto began to cautiously move towards it, all the while chorusing in his mind 'please don't be another crazy girl please don't be another crazy girl'.

"ANSWER IT ALL READY!" Emaruto screeched and raced to the door, beating Naruto there. She pulled open the door to find a teddy bear pajama-clad Sasuke looking not so happy.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The presumably insane kid screeched and clung to Sasuke. "SASU-CHAN!"
Sasuke, ignoring the fact that this random girl had just dared to call him 'Sasu-chan' looked questioningly at Naruto. "One of your…friends?" Naruto just shrugged.

Emaruto looked puzzled and looked up at Sasuke. "He has friends?"

Naruto fumed. "I DO TOO HAVE FRIENDS! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW I HAVE FRIENDS IF YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE ULTIMATE FAN?"

"Number one ultimate fan?" Sasuke questioned, glancing at the two of them. Emaruto dropped her death grip on Sasuke and moved to cling to Naruto. "Emaruto, at your service! Naruto's NUMBER ONE ULTIMATE FAN!"
Naruto sweat dropped. "I seriously don't know who she is…She just randomly showed up at my house and glomped me."

Well there you have it, chapter one of PH34R THE RANDOM!
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