SUPER FLOATY SNEAK ATTACK, COMMENCE:

"Hey, hey! C'mon, everybody! It's time for dinner! I ordered pizza. Plus I made pudding! It's chocolate! Hurry up!" Kasumi screamed to everyone as she jumped up and down. "And tomorrow morning we get to have RAMEN for breakfast, right, Naruto-kun!" she shrieked, giving Naruto a high-five.

"I swear those two could be siblings…" Tenten whispered to Sakura. Hinata stared at her feet.

DING DONG!

"OMG! OMG! OMG!"

Neji walked calmly to the door to get the pizza.

"H-Hey, Chouji, what exactly did you give Kasumi to eat as a snack?" asked Ino suspiciously.

"Um…an energy bar. Cookie-dough covered in chocolate with extra vitamins and minerals.

"OMG! OMG! OMG!"

"SHUT UP!" screamed Kiba, covering his ears. Akamaru barked.

"I put the pizza on the table," Neji said, coming back to the scene.

"AH! THE POWER OF YOUTH PREVAILS!"

"Hey! Kasumi! Calm down a bit!" yelled Tenten above all of the noise.

"Oh. Right." Within a few seconds, Kasumi had regained control of herself. "Let's eat!"

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After dinner, everyone changed into their swimsuits. But I'm only going to describe the girls' swimsuits.

Hinata's was a one-piece black bathing suit. The straps went around her neck. It had a white stripe on either side.

Tenten's was red and pink with flowers.

Sakura's was pink with sakura blossoms on it.

Ino's was purple with swirly bluish designs on it.

Kasumi's was different shades of pink. It was also brown. It had flowers.

Temari's was green and blue tie-dye.

(I'm really bad at describing stuff, so deal with it.)

Everyone took off, laughing and playing around, towards the lake. When they got there, the Sakura, Hinata, and Ino were slow getting into the water while Tenten and Kasumi jumped right in, along with all of the boys (except Shino, who's not going swimming). There was a shed with lots of inter tubes, rafts, and other stuff in it and everyone was having fun playing around.

Mostly the girls hung out with the girls and the boys hung out with the boys and Naruto was in between.

"Wow! It's pretty warm!" exclaimed Hinata, slowly walking into the lake.

Sakura and Ino were now fighting in the water because Ino splashed Sakura. The boys were just talking about missions they had been on recently. All of a sudden, various objects came flying out of the shed, missing some people by inches.

Kasumi emerged carrying a beach ball and a raft. She had a smile on her face. "Everybody have fun! That's why we're here!" She then jumped into the lake, splashing Shino. Everyone laughed at him, soaked with water. Shino carefully walked over to the lake and whispered something in Kasumi's ear (she looked panicked). She nodded vigorously and dived under the water. She reappeared over near the girls (and Naruto, who swam over) and began to whisper her plan.

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Tenten informed Kasumi, "Your plan isn't going to work. You can't just sneak up on them and…"

"Oh, yes I can! SUPER FLOATY SNEAK ATTACK, COMMENCE!" Kasumi yelled, diving under the water. Her lime green raft, moving across the water towards the boys. All of a sudden, it disappeared.

"Huh?" Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata looked around.

Naruto and Temari laughed. "That's her special jutsu; she can turn invisible! Isn't it cool! I didn't know that she had completed her training so that she can turn other objects invisible, though!"

"B-But…Neji-nii-san has t-the Byakuugan," Hinata said.

"The boys don't even know what's coming!" Sakura laughed. While Kasumi had been telling them what Shino suggested, and her plan, the boys had begun to laugh and joke around again, completely ignoring the girls.

"And no, even the Byakuugan couldn't see through Kasumi's jutsu," Temari said confidently.

Suddenly, a long stream of water hit Neji in the head. Neji looked around, clueless.

"What's the matter?" asked Kiba.

"BYAKUUGAN!"

"How troublesome…" Shikamaru muttered. And then, out of the blue, a stream of water hit him smack dab in the forehead. Just like Neji.

Of course by now the girls and Naruto were attempting to hold back giggles, until bubbles suddenly appeared around Kiba. They were thrown into fits of laughter as Lee backed away from him.

"Huh? I didn't…" The girls laughed even more at his puzzlement.

"Hey, wait a minute…where's Kasumi!" Neji shouted. The girls quieted down as a lime green raft appeared in the water in between the boys and girls and started moving towards them. Kasumi popped out from under it and everyone once again began laughing, giving each other high fives.

The only person who hadn't been struck was Chouji. He was sitting on the bank, eating barbeque flavored potato chips. The boys swam over to the group of girls, still giggling madly.

"Y-You…s-should have s-seen…your…f-f-face!" Hinata choked out between fits of laughter, pointing at her cousin. The boys were still completely clueless.

Kasumi felt sorry for them and explained, "My special jutsu is that I can turn myself and other objects invisible. Not even the Byakuugan can see through my jutsu!"

Finally the girls had calmed down. As soon as this happened, the boys began to pelt them with little splash balls (Neji's idea). The girls squealed, while the boys laughed wickedly. No one except Hinata noticed that Kasumi had once again disappeared.

"H-Hey, where's…"

All of a sudden, a dark green liquid was tipped over Neji's head. Neji looked stunned for a minute, and then vanished under the water.

"Ahhh! Neji!" Lee cried, groping under the water for his body.

Back at the girls' side, Kasumi resurfaced with Neji.

"W-What did you do to him?" stuttered Hinata, shocked. Everyone stared at Kasumi.

"Don't worry, it's just sleeping drought. He'll be asleep for approximately five more minutes. Let's hurry up and tie him to a tree!"

Sakura and Ino got their evil looks, and their Inner Beings laughed maniacally. Temari grinned along with Naruto and Tenten, and Hinata just looked around, unsure of what to do.

The girls dragged his body up onto the shore, and began their work.

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Instead of going back to the lake, the girls went straight back up to the mansion and got ready for bed. After a snack, they were all in bed fast asleep. The boys came back about fifteen minutes after that, confused by everyone's disappearance. When they looked in on the girls, they sweat dropped. Kasumi had left them a note, telling them where to find Neji.

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In the middle of the woods…

Neji woke up. Sunset. It became dark. He started yelling for Kasumi to get her ass back there and untie him (they used ropes made with chakra).

At midnight the boys finally came to his rescue (they had to eat before coming out to get him. Really great friends, huh?). If this was bad, it was going to be nothing compared to the next day. Truth or dare.

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Next time on OBJECTIVE: NEJI:

"Hinata, who is your current crush? If he's in this room, you have to kiss him."

Hinata paled and glanced around the room. Her cheeks got pinker…and pinker…and redder…and redder…and…

"OMG!"