Hi and welcome to my fan fic, this is a very random comedy about the trio filming a movie. My friend, br0ken wings, wrote some of the beginning sections with me but as the story progresses, it becomes entirely my own. :D
A/N: This takes place before Half-Blood Prince
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Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter, the characters and so on are entirely JK Rowling's.
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It was the summer of their sixth year and Harry and Hermione had gone over to the Burrow for the summer. Harry and Hermione sat very bored at the kitchen table waiting for Ron to show them something.
"Ok, look at this, Dad brought it home from work. He called it a fideo gamera? It's something Muggle use to make those moving pictures that tell stories." Ron said bringing out a video camera.
"Ron that a video camera! My parents have one, Hey I have an idea let's make a movie!" Hermione suggested.
"Hey that would be fun!" Harry exclaimed.
"What should we make it about?" Ron asked.
"I dunno," Harry said, thinking of what they could do.
"Hmmm…how about we do it about…we do the past few years at Hogwarts except we play each other." Hermione suggested.
"I'm confused," Ron said scrunching up his face trying to think.
Hermione sighed, "So, like, I play Harry, Ron you play me and Harry plays Ron and we do like our 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th years." Hermione told them.
"Oh, that sounds like fun, and let's make it interesting, we won't to retakes, just go what with we first did, even if we screw up," Harry suggested.
"Ok, let's do it," Ron agreed.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione all stood looking in the mirror, adjusting their wigs and, in Ron's case, doing their makeup. Ron wore a wig of copper-colored hair that was bushy and thick, just like Hermione's hair, although Hermione didn't have red strands of hair hanging out. Harry had a red wig on and was busily drawing freckles on his skin, laughing at how much he looked like Ron. Hermione had to tie her hair back to fit the messy black wig on, but a bun tied tightly in the back of her head still showed. She drew a lightning shaped scar on her forehead and tried on Harry's glasses. It was surprising how much they resembled each other.
"Hold still!" Hermione begged Ron. She was dabbing blush on his cheeks, eye shadow and mascara on his eyes, and a glossy pink lipstick on his lips. "If you're going to play me in the movie, you're going to have to look pretty!" she laughed. When she was finally done, Ron looked at himself in disgust in the mirror.
"Oh my God, what have you done to me!" he shrieked, wrinkling his nose in repulsion at his girlie appearance. Harry glanced at him and began cracking up, stomping his feet and clapping with amusement. "Shut up!" Ron said angrily, slapping Harry in the back of the head and blushing furiously all the while. The trio, finally satisfied with their appearance (with the exception of Ron), walked into the cozy living room of the Burrow and set up the equipment.
"Let the film making begin!"
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It will get funnier I promise, but in the meantime, any reviews?