Not Another Ninja!
An Overly Obsessive Naruto Fic By Black Mage Leah
A/n – Yes. I'm finally writing fanfiction again. I had a lot of things written before that hadn't been posted yet, however, first my portable keyboard with many of them on it wiped itself, then my computer crashed, you get the idea. The point is, I simply have had neither time nor motivation to continue them. So, to my faithful readers, most of my already posted fics are being discontinued. I may continue them if you wonderful reviewers can take care of the whole motivational part for me. Individual explanations for each fic are and/or will be available in my profile. I'm sorry to people waiting for an update, but I promise not to take them down, so you can at least read what is there if you want to. Now, onto a less apologetic note, enjoy the Naruto-ness!
A/n – Yes, if you hadn't noticed from my others, I enjoy writing about myself. I'm almost always a character in my fics. Also, I basically manipulate the character's ages, who's with who at what time, the timeframe, and stuff, so it's never too accurate story-wise! Hooray for inaccuracy! Also, note that I'm not twelve. I'm fifteen. But twelve works better for this story, so there you are!
A/n – (yes, another one.) I like putting other people in my fics too! So, the first few people who ask can be characters! Yay! It's like a special present for the people who actually read all the way through these notes!
A/n – If anyone is wondering about the village name and all, I live in the town of Rockville. So that's where it's from.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for (hopefully, anyways!)… THE FIC!
Chapter One – T3h Ninja N00b!
"Ugh…" Sakura groaned, "Where is he? He does this every day!"
Sakura was sitting on a rock. It was five o' clock in the morning. Sakura was not happy. What was Sakura doing sitting on a rock at 5 A.M., you ask? Waiting for Kakashi-Sensei, of course!
Her mutterings were met with silence. Naruto and Sasuke were too busy shooting death glares at each other to notice her. Spending time with a Naruto who had just been shown up by a Sasuke was not Sakura's idea of fun. In fact, it was no one's idea of fun. Sasuke looked about ready to get up and slam Naruto's head into the tree he was leaning against. This was nothing compared to Naruto's look, however. If looks could kill, Sasuke would have been killed, buried, dug up, chopped up into lots of little bits, eaten by Kakashi's nindogs, excreted out, put back together, killed again, buried again, and then have the process repeated several times. Fortunately for Sasuke (and all of the authoress's fellow fangirls out there) they could not, unless you were Kakashi using your Sharingan to make your opponent's sanity spill out the holes you had probably put in their head by that point. To make a long story short, Naruto was not Kakashi, Naruto did not have Sharingan, and Naruto had no holes in Sasuke's head due to the fact that Sakura now had a very tight grip on the back of his neck and had his arms twisted up behind him.
"Good morning, everyone!" said Kakashi, who had just appeared behind Sakura.
"YOU'RE LATE, DAMMIT!" Naruto and Sakura yelled in unison.
"Ah, yes," Kakashi said, "A pretty girl stopped me on the way here…"
"LIAR!" his students (excluding Sasuke, he's so hot when he's quiet!) yelled.
"Eww…" said a voice from behind Kakashi, "Who would do that? You're all old and stuff!"
Kakashi did his little raised-eyebrows-sigh thing. "As I was saying," he went on, "The 7th group is going to have a new member! An… umm… 'exchange student' from the Hidden Village of Rockville."
"Whaaa?" said Naruto, "I thought it was called the Hidden Village of Rock…"
"Umm…" said the voice, "Rockville is my… umm… neighborhood! It's a section of the Rock Village!"
"Oh, well that's different!" Naruto said loudly, "Hi! I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I'm the greatest ninja in all of Leaf Village!"
"Hee hee!" the voice giggled, "You're so cute!" Insert sweatdrops on all present here.
"Hopefully we can ignore that previous statement," Sakura said blankly. "So… do you have a name or something?"
"Oh, right!" The girl stepped out from behind Kakashi. She was not very tall, even paler than Sakura and even blonder and blue eyed than Naruto. To make it all the worse, she was even more hyperactive than two Narutos combined! "My name is Leah! I am known to the population ofthe world of fanfiction asBlack Mage Leah! But you – " she did the over exaggerated finger pointing thing, "can call me Leah!"
Insert another set of sweatdrops on all present.
"Are you all acquainted yet?" Kakashi said with what we'll guess is a grin (you never know with his face covered…), "We have a brand new mission to do!"
A/n – I hope you like it so far. This chapter would have been longer, but I wanted to have something posted before I went to bed! Reviews make me update faster!