Disclaimer: Inuyasha? Nope…I wish I owned him! But I, sadly, don't…Waaaaaaaa!

Summary: I kinda stole this idea from the movie "She's The Man" but I made it original! Kagome goes undercover as a boy in a private school. Her dorm mate is Inuyasha. Inuyasha, thinking Kagome is a guy, starts to have feelings for her…mwahaha…what mayhem can I reek upon these innocent characters? Read and find out! MWAHAHA!

It starts out as Kagome's POV then alternates between Inuyasha's POV and her's…

QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY

Making A Man Out Of Me…

Predelude

KAGOME's POV-

"Let's face it, Kagome, you need protection!" Okay, yes my mother did say this, and yes, the protection is from a guy…but no, it isn't that kind of protection, perverts. I'm Kagome Higurashi and I am a 16 year-old girl living in Tokyo, Japan, and this is how all the cross-dressing, gay emotion, creepy, craziness started. You see, last week I witnessed the murder of an entire demon family and now the murderer is after me. My mother was worried sick and came up with this horrible idea.

"I have a great idea. You transfer schools. Go to the private school in Kyoto and have a whole new alias." Yes, there it is. The wonderful suggestion that started it all. I don't know how my mother got me to agree to switching schools, and worse than that: making me a boy.

Now I know what you're thinking. "Did she really turn you into a man?" No. But my alias is a boy. I became Kai Higurashi. I'm supposed to be 'my older brother' and so she took me to a wig store and shopping for a whole new look. I became a shorthaired, body-scratching, bull-headed, ignorant man. I was taught how to bind my chest so it looks flat, and I learned how to fold my long black locks to fit under the spiky-haired wig.

"Mom, this is too weird." I sighed as I pulled up the boxers and my new cargos. "I feel like a cross-dresser!" I sighed, realizing that I am. My mother smiled. "I am going to make sure you are protected. Remember, Kai, that you are in danger as long as you are Kagome." She pushed me into the car so we could go to that new private school.

We pulled up to a big boarding school with a big banner that said "Flame Academy: Scorch The Teams!" Definitely a lot of school spirit here. I thought grimly. I didn't like being a boy one bit, but I took to the role better than I did when I stared in most of my old school plays. "Bye Kai! I'll miss you!" Mom hugged me and smiled before getting in the car and leaving me to fend for myself in the jungle of a new school…