Chapter 1:

It Starts… This story combines 2 of the best games ever: Kingdom Hearts, and the Legend Of Zelda: OoT. With some other junk mixed in there. Disclaimer time! Link: Oh come on…

Hem hem.

Link: It's just a disclaimer!

Ahem.

Link: Oh, ok. Link Melee does not own any part of Kingdom Hearts or the Legend of Zelda.

I do own multiple Zelda games though. Okay. WARNING: Extreme stupidity below.

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One day in Kokiri Forest, our idiotic hero is… napping in his house. And all of the other characters are talking outside.

In an alternate universe, called PS2, Sora and his pals lay on a beach. ?

"Well, we could always go to King Mickey's castle," Sora says. All of a sudden, a portal opens up, and Sora goes over and looks in it.

In the real world, a little girl walks over to the two consoles, and plugs a cord into both controller slots in the PlayStation 2 and Nintendo 64. Some kid runs in, and yells, "NO!" A gold spark flashes across the cord. A new game starts in Zelda, but KH is still the same. Except one thing. Sora isn't there!

Back in the N64, you see two kids with coolio hair sleeping. In separate beds, of course.

Somewhere else, something says, "Navi, go to the young ones without a fairy. Befriend them, and bring them back here. Fly, Navi, fly!"

At the "treehouse", a fairy pops in, and bobs up and down over their heads. "Hey! Can the future really rest in the hands of two lazy boys? Wake up!"

Link wakes up. "Yawn - ! Navi? What are you doing here? GASP! Why am I a kid!" Navi replies, "Well, I am – OH MY DIN! The game's restarted!" Sora wakes up, and looks at the unlucky pair. "Oh my god! Who are you people!" "Well, I'm Navi, the fairy! Tadaa!" "And I'm Link, the… uh… the human! Tadaa!"

Sora: "Oh my god. I'm in a world of midgets." Link sneers, "Yeah, well I'm 4 ½ feet tall!" "And I'm… uh… 2 and ½ inches tall! Haha!" Sora says, "Well, no hard feelings, but how do I get home?"

Voice from Beyond the World: The game must be beaten.

Sora says, "Huh? How come you're in script form?"

VFBTW: Cuz I want to.

"Well, whatever you are, you SUCK," Link yells at the roof.

VFBTW: Well, I can make things happen. Evil things.

Suddenly, a blue ball falls from the ceiling. It starts scratching up Link, who screams, "AAHH! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!" Then, it jumps on Sora, and knocks him down. He says, "Oh, hi Stitch." Stitch says, "H - H - Hi!" Navi says, "How'd you do that?" Sora says, "Oh, I can summon stuff from my world."

Then, a triforce symbol appears over the deku tree. "Oops," Navi says, "I forgot about the deku tree." The two Hylian boobs run out. Sora stands there, then picks up Stitch and runs out.

After a lot of talking, getting a sword and shield, and a legend or two, they get into the Deku Tree. "Well, let's get started."

Hours later (well, maybe minutes), they get into boss room. "Be careful," Link notes, "Gohma is tough." Then, a shadow falls from the ceiling.