Computer Apocalypse
Chapter 22: Epilogue
A strange green light formed in the middle of Station Square, where the heroes have first begun their adventure…
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Cream, Vector, Espio, Big, and Shadow were there…
"Well… I need scissors! 61!" Sonic said aloud. Just then another green light appeared, taking the form of three people: Eggman, Charmy, and… some kid who wrote a story called Computer Apocalypse, but he's not important. Just then, that kid ran away.
"Charmy!" Vector and Espio cried out.
"Guys!" Charmy cried as he ran to his team.
"We have so much to tell you!" Vector started.
"You and Espio had sex?" Charmy interrupted.
"Not yet…" Espio answered. Just then a man with long dirty blonde hair walked up to the team.
"Kurt!!" Big cried as he hugged the man.
"No homo." Kurt added.
"I am offended…" Espio said.
Somewhere else…
"Thank you Sonic… For forgiving me, you know? I don't think I could ever repay you." Eggman sighed.
"No problem, I understood your agony of being mindless for the rest of your life. I took mercy and brought you back. Just please, no more doing bad evil stuff and turn everyone into zombies anymore alright?" Sonic asked.
"I promise!" Eggman answered.
"Well, I suppose we're friends now…" Sonic said as he shook hands with Eggman.
"Well… it seems like it's all uphill from here…" Tails sighed.
"NOT FOR ME!!!" Shadow cried as he saw Wave kiss Espio.
"Ohh Shadow…" Everyone said at the same time.
"Wah, wah, wah…" Knuckles sang.
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Author: Louis
Epilogue
Knuckles and Rouge got married… They lived happily ever after, having 4 kids, a dog named Alligator, and lived with Sonic and Amy in the stolen apartment. Their kids' names are uh… Nails the Echidna-bat, Arms the Echidna-bat, Thief the Echidna-bat, and Pinky the Echidna-bat… not really, but that's what Sega would name them…
Sonic and Amy too also got married… But Amy is unfertile and Sonic shoots blanks, so they cant have kids. You'd think it's a bad thing, but they're permanent buck fuddies (Switch the B and F). They do it every day, and it gets pretty damn wild. They shoot famous internet videos such as 'Two Cups, One Girl' and 'Vanilla Rain' that gets sold in stores such as FYE and Babies 'R Us. In their videos, they invented the spider position and the Spiderman. Such a happy ending for them.
Tails and Cream continued dating, in a cute little relationship, until Tails got hit by a car. Not really, but after 6 years of dating, Tails asked Cream to marry him… but we'll save that for another story…
Eggman… he became a Playboy mansion owner, and lived a happy life off of naked people. He's so sexed up that he forgot how to make robot things. But it's all good…
We Touch Ourselves became a world wide phenomenon with such classic singles such as 'Seamen on YOUR Poop Deck Baby', 'Stairway to Heaven: Techno Dance Remix', and 'Chocolate Rain'! They became super rich, super popular, and super heroes, but we'll save that for another story… but they didn't become super heroes. Just out of ideas for things that start with super…
Espio… No one ever found out if he was gay or not… he visits the Station Square Flamerz Bar, until it got burned down again, but he does have a girlfriend… Confusing, but he still kicks ass either way… He asked Wave to marry him, but that shall be saved for another time…
Big… Gets beat by his wife, Blaze, everyday… Sucks, but he's famous!
Vector… He's still virgin, but he has some plans to hook up with Vanilla… but his story will be saved for another day…
Kurt… uh… damn it…
Charmy… he's We Touch Ourselves' roadie and mascot… nothing else interesting about him… he was featured on the We Touch Ourselves' sophomore album called 'On Our Friend Charmy'… Heh… We Touch Ourselves On Our Friend Charmy… heh…
Shadow… He sucks and phails with a capital PH… he's the only one who ended up sad and miserable. Ever since Wave left him, he cries to her picture every night while dousing himself in kerosene… bleh… I don't even know what kerosene means…
That unlucky Indian guy went off to be the Prince of Persia, but since he's really unlucky, he died. He went back home, and got blown up by an A-Bomb. He then went off to play Super Smash Brothers Brawl and his Wii and TV exploded, kill everyone in a five mile radius. After he died, he went to sleep peacefully.
That white guy who died like 700 times a few chapters ago got arrested for giving beer to a kid he was trying to seduce.
That kid who the white guy tried to seduce ended up being a successful drug mule. His income is over a mill- No I was kidding. He gets nothing. He lives a miserable life.
The man who arrested the white guy went on a mission to Spain where he had to rescue the presidents daughter in a zombie infested island… he never came back…
The president's daughter asked the policeman for some 'over-time' and they had sex and eloped to Green Hill Zone Act 2. No one heard from them ever since…
The President cried over the loss of his daughter… Then he sent off nukes to everyone in the world because if he couldn't find his daughter, then whole world must suffer.
The world got blown up, but Sonic and his friends lived, because Mobius does not equal Earth, so they're safe.
That random kid who came with Charmy and Eggman AND who wrote Computer Apocalypse, he wrote more stories on some dumb website. Then he became famous for being the bassist-vocalist in a famous band called Banana Antics… or Bananarchy (Banana-Anarchy). What ever sounds cooler…
El Fin
I'd like to think that with every ending there is a new beginning… not only does the ending leave you with more, it creates new questions, completely cancelling out the perfect idea of an ending… There are no such things as endings, and this story shall live on…
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