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Hello, all! This is Chocobo Warrior and Kitty, the authoresses, speaking. It's been a long time, but Golden Sun: The Untold Story is back up and here to stay! You see, it was foolishly removed from the site, and we've been working hard to recover all the chapters and get them back up. So please be patient, we're working on it...
The beams of Venus Lighthouse shone brightly on Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia...just a painful reminder of their latest faliure. The Wise One sure couldn't be very wise...he sent them to save the world? He should have sent someone more capable. Like a two-year-old.
Anyway, the foursome were on board their newly obtained ship, course set for the town of Dalia. Isaac was steering, Ivan was playing the role of navigator, Mia was waving at the dolphins, and Garet was dancing for some unknown reason. "Okay, Isaac," Ivan directed, looking at the map. "Keep going south, and we should hit Dalia."
They didn't hit Dalia. They hit a boulder. Actually, they sort of crashed into it.
"Oops," Ivan apologized. "Maybe I don't have such a good sense of direction after all..."
Mia climbed from the wreckage of what had been their ship. "Well, at least we made it to land. In one piece, no thanks to Master Navigator Ivan." She glanced at the map Ivan was clutching. "...Who was holding the map UPSIDE DOWN the WHOLE time!"
"Oh. That would explain it," Ivan said under his breath. Aloud he said,"Well, you weren't helping. Some Water Adept you are, getting seasick."
Garet decided to step in before the conversation turned into an argument. If it wasn't already. "Guys, stop it..." Great effort there, Garet. That's sure going to help.
Ivan gave him a disdainful look. "Oh, just shut up, Garet. Nobody cares what you have to say."
It was Isaac's turn to try. "..." He dotted. Isaac was mute. Or at least, that's just what everyone said he was, since the only things he could say were dots and various other punctuation marks. Hold on...how do you actually say a punctuation mark? That mystery will just have to go unsolved.
Garet acted as a human translator. "Isaac says stop fiteing cause it won't do any good." Except, we'd probably need a translator to understand him.
Ivan frowned. "Since when did you learn how to understand Isaac's dots?"
"We've been freinds 4 like, 4eva!" was Garet's...odd...response.
Mia gave him a funny look. "And since when did you know chatspeak? There aren't any computers in Weyard!"
"Really? There aren't? I must have dreamed it, then!"
Psyenergy was radiating off of Ivan. When the glow subsided, he grinned evilly.'Cause he's evil, verrry eeeevil."My gosh, you really are stupid, Garet," he said in a shocked tone. "No wonder you failed the third grade." The look on Garet's face amused him. "Yes...I just read your empty mind."
Garet growled at him. Don't ask.
"..." Isaac dotted.
"He asks if Ivan knows the way to Dalia," was Garet's sullen response.
"No! Don't give him the map," Mia interrupted. "He'll just get us lost again!"
Ivan gave her his special Evil Glare of Doom. Yes, DOOM. "Why don't you ask Mia? She claims to be an excellent navigator..."
Mia returned the glare. "Well, at least I didn't crash the ship."
Isaac, tiring of this pointless conversation, grabbed the map from Ivan and started to walk to Dalia by himself. Let's see how long it takes for him to get there. "..." he dotted.
"He says he is going 2 dalia and if u r coming come on or he'll leeve without u," Garet translated. Anybody make any sense of that?
Ivan laughed. "Well, that explains the F in Language Arts...yes, I know all of your most embarassing moments!"
Garet growled again.
And meanwhile, Isaac was still walking. He's walked about two feet, to be exact. Good for him!
"What was his average?" Mia asked.
Ivan glared at her. Again. He likes glaring. "Why should I tell you? You haven't been exactly nice to me--" He noticed Isaac, who had walked another four centimeters. "HEY, ISAAC, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?"
Mia turned. "AH! ISAAC, WAIT UP!"
And Isaac walked on.
Mia slowed. "You're so slow, Isaac! Slower than even Garet!"
"HEY! WAS THAT AN INSULT?" Garet yelled.