Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma and One Piece, Rumiko Takahashi own Ranma and Eiichiro Oda own One Piece. If I own them I won't be sitting here writing these.
This is my first fanfic. Hope you guys not too harsh on me. The story will be Ranma xover with One Piece. His crew will be mostly OC with a few other anime character. His adventure will be different from the Straw Hat Crew. He will start becoming pirate at the same time as Luffy. He will start becoming pirate at the same time as Luffy. The theme of the story will be the same as One Piece that is friendship.
This story takes place 3 month after the failed marriage.
Prolog: Chaotic last day
Nerima, world chaos central ward rivaled by Juuban and Tomobiki . But those ward have alien Oni and Youma trashing the place around and added a pevert a few magical girl to it you got mass destruction. Nerima have better than that, it have high powered martial artist living there. There will be mass of property damage when 2 or 3 decide to stretch their body doing some light exercise.
This story involves one particular cursed person that is said to be the chaos nexus of Nerima. His name is Ranma Saotome. He is considered to be the best martial artist of his generation; he is cursed to be a girl when splashed with cold water. He has 3 fiancée and one psychotic gymnast after him with a slew of unwanted fiancée hot on his heel. His father is an idiot and try to live his retirement of him, his mother have strange notion of manliness saying that he had to have a harem to be man among man. Day in and day out one way or another people come either claiming to be his fiancée or try to kill him. Today will be his last day on this earth.
In the morning Akane had forced him to eat what would people call level five biohazard material, but she call it chicken fillet. That damn thing has tentacle and moving and glowing rainbow color and herd declaring "I am finally free ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." Trying not to poison himself he refuse to eat it vehemently, Which resulting him to be mallet by Akane.
Now, during lunch hour at Fuurinkan high.
'Man, today suck hard' Ranma told himself. 'Did they declare today hunting Ranma day or some sicko God tryin' to have cheap fun on me?' Ranma sighed to himself 'Akane and I are drifting apart. She doesn't truss me anymore. Who am I kidding she doesn't truss me from the start. I was like her personal stress reliever.' His musing cut short when he heard a familiar war cry.
"Ranma prepare to die." The eternal lost boy shouted out his favorite war cry. "Because you refuse to eat Akane food, I have seen hell." Blowing storm dust while doing a leaping high flying kick at his target. Said food tried to eat him while he was in P-chan mode.
"Foul sorcerer releases the majestic pig-tailed princess and the beauteous Akane from your vile clutches." Now enter Kuno spouting poetry while charging toward Ranma. "I Lightning Count of Fuurinkan will free this school of your evil spell."
"Hey wasn't he the Red Comet month ago." One of student whispered to another "It must be one of his monthly things." "You dolt men don't have that kind of thing. He must be watching too much Gundam."
"Release Shampoo from your evil and twisted claw of perversity." Mousse shouted while barraging him with chain sword from his long sleeves. He frowned 'Must be hanging too long with Kuno.' He thought again 'way too long.'
Ranma leaped and grabbed Ryoga leg while he was still in mid air then he gave him a flying trust kick sending into a wall, thus collapsing it. "Bakusai Tenketsu" Ryoga shouted exploding the rumble sending shrapnel everywhere. Ranma had to wrapped himself in Ki in order to lessen the injury due to flying shrapnel. He then shouted "Mouko Takabisha revised Double Mouko Takabisha." Sending the double Ki Bullet toward Ryoga back into the ruined wall. "One down 2 stooges to go"
He then land and do a back flip avoiding the chain sword barrage. Nicking him here and there. When it is all over he gave Mousse an uppercut sending Mousse flying then leaped after him and gave him flying reverse sides kick right in his stomach sending Mousse down like a meteor and making a big crater. "2 down one stooge left to go."
"Foul sorcerer you day reigning terror onto the people of Nerima will stop today, I will slay you the foul knave using my two noble hands." All the while he was sheathing his family katana, showing a wicked gleam the sharpness of the sword. "I strike, strike, strike, strike" He is doing his famous multiple strike moves onto Ranma flying body.
"Shit, that idiot using a real katana." Ranma desperately weave left and right avoiding the katana sharp blade. His shirt was shredded and blood began to pool due to skin cut. Suddenly he felt searing pain on his left cheek and found him flying into the gym building.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Ranma, never forget where your enemy are." The lost boy exclaimed after he throw Ranma a vicious left hook while he was concentrating on Kuno blade. He sneaked into Ranma blind side after picking himself out of the rumble waiting a right moment to strike Ranma.
"Now feel this." Mousse shouted "Duck Bomb Barrage" He throw a large quantity of rubber ducky containing high explosive. The rubber duckies explode upon impact on the building making it collapse onto Ranma.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, finally the foul sorcerer succumbs to the noble power of the combination of heaven warrior. Oh the heaven wept in joy witnessing slay of the sorcerer" Kuno proudly claim his victory while posing on the rubble. "Finally Ranma died and I can ask Akane to be my girl" Ryoga said gleefully. "At last heaven has reined it justice onto Ranma and Shampoo is free from his evil spell" Mousse shouted, then he thought 'Must stop hanging with Kuno, bad influence."
What they not take into account is that Ranma manage to escape using Umisenken technique the 'Body Defense Shooting Star Cloth.' Slipping away before the building collapse onto him, but then a few boulders manage to hit him making him more bloodied then before.
'Shit today is getting worse every minute.' He manages to drag himself out of the war zone and heading toward Tofu Clinic. He is burning his low Ki reserve to heal himself and hid himself from general view. He was famish because he did not eat breakfast and don't have time to eat his lunch due to the 3 stooges attack. 'They coordinated their attack today plus Ryoga stood so low that he had to use Kuno and Mousse. He becoming honor less like he been sayin' to me.'
On top of the building a mysterious person wearing a standard traveling cloth with a huge robe covering him survey the ongoing war. Beside him Happosai stood also surveying the scene. "How about it, Kaos? What is your evaluation of the boy? He is my heir." Happosai asked the stranger.
"Good, good he is worthy of your heir. He knows when to fight and retreat when in danger. I know that he can easily kill or heavily injured those people. Why isn't he doing that to them?" Kaos asked Happosai.
"He considered them his friend, even though all of them try to kill him. He is full of honor and lives by the codes. He only reserve the killing blow for his enemy" Happosai replied.
He is better then I expected, I surprised when I saw he defeat the Saffron, and all the deed that I heard from you. With his high learning curve he is worthy of your heir." The man name Kaos replied "He is the man strived on the chaos of Nerima. You know that here he wasn't chaos nexus."
"Yeah I know, How about it you want to take him? I taught him almost all that I know about Anything Goes." The grandmaster asked Kaos.
"I will take him. He will make an excellent chaos nexus where I am going to placed him." Kaos proudly replied. "He is going to break soon due to pressure. I have to make the transfer today. You must attend it." He then vanishes into thin air.
"I will."
Ranma, when he was nearing Tofu Clinic, he dropped the 'Body Defence Shooting Star Cloth' suddenly he felt bike tire behind his head and sending him eating tar. He then felt something glomping his neck threatening to cut his supply out.
"Airen, take shampoo out to good date, yes?" Shampoo asked Ranma while choking his life out.
"Get off me, get off me." Ranma struggled valiantly against the legendary Amazon Glomp.
"Get off him you Chinese bimbo, or I will smack you to do it." Ukyo, Ranma childhood best friend and now fiancée, enter the scene and pulling his hand almost tearing it apart.
"Ho, ho, ho, ho, you harlot leave my Ranma alone or taste the wrath of Black Rose" Said Kodachi while twirling ribbon sending paralysis rose petal toward Ranma.
The two girls wisely jump out of danger way leaving Ranma disoriented and hit by the paralysis rose. Ukyo and Shampoo throw Flour Bomb and Bonbori toward Ranma justified it as 'trying to clear the scene'."
Then Akane come slamming her mallet onto him saying that he was being perverted with his hussies. "You pervert you rather hanging with these hussies then eat the food that I made for you and stop harassing Ryoga." While slamming her mallet multiple time at him.
His day of misery did not stop yet, oh no far, far, far from over. Then the rest of the Nerima Wrecking Crew or NWC come for making short work of him. He manages to dodge almost all of it but the paralysis powder and the beating earlier on taking toll on him. Suddenly he snapped.
'They try to kill me, they try to kill me, they try to kill me, all of them. I won't let them kill me, Saotome Ranma will not die.' Suddenly huge corona of black Ki erupted from his body. All of his attacker shocked and scatter analyzing what he will do next.
"I am not worried he won't hit girls." The girls thought. "I am not worried he almost out of energy. He will die soon." The boys thought.
What they don't realize is that Ranma built huge reserve of Ki after the battle of Jusendo with the teaching of Happosai since he said that he is the best heir of the Anything Goes School of Indiscriminate Grappling. Also they don't realize that he was acting on his survival instinct, survive at any cost.
"I won't let you kill me" he roared to the sky. To everyone else was like the cry of the demon rejoicing that he was finally released from hell. He then leaped out of the crater and set face to face with his attacker. Then Akane make her first move trying to mallet Ranma. "You jerk stop scaring us like that." She shouted.
He casually take a horse stand and then whispered "Soul Of Eternal Freeze" all around him was layered with ice from his freezing temperature Ki. Then he trusted his hand forward and shouted "Hiryu Shoten Ha revised Hiryu-Hyou Toppa." Sending Hurricane of ice toward his attacker injuring them and send them sweeping them toward Tendo dojo. They are lucky that he have no intention to kill them. He wanted to survive more than to kill.
Cologne sense the huge amount of Ki discharged and was afraid what would be the result of it. She quickly closed cat-café and bounded toward Tendo dojo.
'It is time.' Happosai said to himself before leaping toward Tendo dojo.
Ranma managed to stagger toward Tofu Clinic and patched by Tofu. After some time he manages to regain some energy when the good doctor buys him lunch and forced him to rest for a while. He soon roof hop toward Tendo dojo.
As soon as he reached Tendo dojo, he was bombarded by the fathers and his mother for injuring Akane. "Ranma, what have you done to my baby?" Soun roared and using his Demon Head Trick for added effect. "Ranma, You must marry Akane quickly to restore your honor as a Saotome" Genma shouted afraid that his investment 10 years would go out in smoke due to Ranma behavior. "Son, it is not manly to injure all your fiancée just because they hit you a little." Nodoka chastised his son while oblivious to the bandaged on her son.
"Apologize to them at once." Demanded the fathers and his mother.
Ignoring them he looked around, he saw all of his attacked were in all sort of bandages but it was a minor one compared to him. He saw Akane sneered at him expecting him to grovel to his feet asking for forgiveness, and then he can resume his role as her personal punching bag. Having short term memory, she conveniently forgot what had happen earlier. Others are not as forgetful as her they are afraid what will he do to them if he snapped again.
He then look at others, he saw Kasumi frowned at him, obviously believe what ever Akane told her about him. Nabiki, maybe a little skeptical about it but hurting Akane making her want to extract revenge from him slowly and painfully. Cologne looks impassively, judging the situation at hand. Lastly, he looks at Happosai at the dinner table, looking at him with a sad smile. Happosai taught him more in the last 3 month, then his father in the ten year training trip. He was like his real grandfather that he never had. Listening to all his rant about his life, while others don't give a damn about it. While Happosai does have it quirk moment but it all are good fun between the grandmaster and his student.
"No." He finally answered them "I would not apologize because I don't make any mistake." He resumed "I was merely protecting my life; they are trying to kill me." He gave his attackers a sharp look. All of them except Akane shivered slightly due to the gaze. "You pervert how you dare give me that look when you are the one doing wrong here."
"Ranma, apologize to Akane at once." Soun pushed him.
"Boy, you better apologize to Akane and marry her at once." Genma pushed him some more.
"Son, you must apologize to them and then marry Akane after that take the rest of the girl as your mistress. I want a lot of grandchildren." When Nodoka pushed him he was at the edge almost fall.
While the parent pushing him around, he was almost at his edge. Black tendril of Ki begin showing up on his body. When he about to snap again a loud booming voice was heard "SHUT UUUUP" It was Happosai voice, effectively shutting up the parent. He then came toward Ranma patted him on the head and said "Good luck with your new life." Ranma and the rest of NWC puzzled by Happosai action. "Now I proclaimed you Saotome Ranma as my successor and the second Grandmaster of Anything Goes of Indiscriminate Grappling School." Everybody shocked with the proclamation of Happosai. "And these are the rest of my scroll of technique that you haven't learned yet. Learn it well my successor."
"I will master it, but what do you mean by good luck with your new life?" he asked Happosai. Happosai just give him the same sad smile.
The fathers are ecstatic seeing this thinking their retirement is secured as Ranma now held the grandmaster title. Ranma will give them all those scrolls to them for them to study and they won't be afraid of the master anymore. What left is to get Ranma marry to Akane and they will live on the easy street. They begin to devise the 10th 'Get Ranma marries to Akane' master plan.
Akane was fuming thinking that Ranma going to goad to her while thinking when to mallet him into submission and giving her the title and the entire scrolls 'I am the best in Nerima I should be the one that get all that'. It was so blissful to be ignorant.
Nodoka was happy that her son is the grandmaster of his school but frowned a bit when revelation hit her. Why her husbands merely the master while he being the grandmaster? It is not fair. She must urge her son to make amend to it. She must tell her son to relieve of the scroll and make his father the grandmaster. Then he will marry Akane and take all the other girl as his mistress. Now that is her perfect scenario.
The rest of NWC is tensing trying to calculate their chances of grabbing the scrolls. They will not make him more powerful that he is now. He will become unstoppable. The girls see the scroll as making Ranma more uncontrollable that he already is. The boys planning to grab it to make them more powerful and killing Ranma will be a cinch.
Cologne intrigue of the scrolls thinking it as maybe all of that were all Amazon scrolls that Happosai steal and she must get it back for safe keeping. The two older sisters just sit there and watch the entire scene with morbid fascination.
When all hell was about to break loose, a voice said "Chaotic Stop" making every living thing in the room stop in their move except for Happosai and Ranma. "It looks as I am in the nick of time." Suddenly Kaos appeared in front of the entire NWC, surprising them but they could not do anything due to the freeze.
"You are late Kaos" said Happosai.
"Sorry I just had to taste one of those burger things, and it was good." Kaos replied.
"Who are you? And why all they all freezin like that?" Ranma asked.
"I just freeze their time there. They can hear and see us just fine. As to the question of who am I? I am Kaos D. Wild at your service." He replied.
"Why are you doing this? And what is your purpose here? Are you an enemy?" Ranma asked again.
"So many question, so little time. Well I will indulge you with my knowledge. I am doing this to make it easier for me to explain to you what you need to know without other interfering and see how tranquil it is without other noises. No I am not your enemy I am just a traveler your friend, your nakama. As for why I am here Happosai will satisfy your curiosity." The robed man answered.
"He is here to take you Ranma. For I see that this life here is not suitable for you. Betrayed by other, blamed for everything that goes wrong, demanded to be what people want, beaten for the smallest mistake. I want you to have a free life Ranma. That is why I call Kaos." Happosai explain.
"That what it means with 'good luck with your new life'. What do you want from me for all this? There is always a catch. How am I goin' to start new life when they can trek me down and make it hell again?" the new grandmaster of Anything Goes School asked the stranger in robe.
"Don't worry about them I am going to send you to another earth in another universe I can do it in a snap. It is my Devil Fruit ability. As for the catch I want you to be the nexus of chaos there. You and your nakama will be riding the storm of chaotic adventure, you will be the eye of the storm while others swirling in your stormy path" Kaos finished in dramatic manner.
"Here you are only the striver of chaos not the nexus. When you be the nexus of chaos you will meet more powerful people than Saffron making him look like a baby in the term of power. I can see in your eye that you want to be more powerful than ever. Go there and strive on your chaos you will be the best in the whole universe." Kaos continued.
"you say here I am only the striver of chaos. Who is the chaos nexus?" Ranma asked.
Kaos look surprised "You don't know" seeing negative response from Ranma he continued "Well it is your very own Akane Tendo of course."
Ranma and other were shocked by the revelation "Akane is the chaos nexus?"
Happosai continued "Who is the first one to smash your head? Who is the one that make you fought Shampoo thus making her giving you the kiss of marriage? Who make you fight Kuno? Who ran away and make you fight the Orochi? Who was kidnapped by Pantyhose Taro? Who were kidnapped by all those princes? Who had sprained ankle and make you fight Kodachi? Lastly who was kidnapped by Kiima and make you fight Saffron? The answer is only one and you know who she is. There are many questions regarding the last two years and most of the answer will be Akane. As I know the challenge to date Akane start before Ranma arrival. That was the chaos attracting them."
"So that what Akane really is. I was wandering all the time about it." Ranma said it loudly. "I will take on your offer Mr. Kaos for the chances of getting away from all the madness. But do you really believe that I will have nakama that trust me with their life. What if I want to get back?"
"I know that you will find them. If you want to come back you just have to find certain item there and then you can come back here." He then opens a portal. "Watch your step and ride it down to the other side."
When he was at the door of the portal he looks around for the last time. He saw the parents are struggling to get free from the freezing state with horrified look on their face of what will happen if he jumps to the other side. His rivals look ecstatic finally he will be vanquished and there will be no competition for their loved one. The fiancée brigade look horrified at the prospect of losing their property. Cologne trying valiantly to escape from the bind not wanting to loose the village breeding material. At last he saw Happosai smiling sadly at him and waving him a final goodbye.
"Grandmaster Happosai it was a pleasure studying under you and gives them hell once in a while. And for the rest of you guys so long suckers." Then he jumps into the warp portal. The portal close behind him instantly, after he jumped into it.
"One last thing for all of you here." Kaos said to the rest of NWC "Since Ranma is gone there will be no one to strive and regulate the chaos generated by Akane. It will make this place collapse in matter of days. Please try to find some one to strive on the chaos she generated. After I am gone you will be able to move again and the chaos to start again. Bye." He then disappeared into nothingness.
Outside Tendo dojo there is much variety of challenger and demons that come to challenge the dojo and then the party really started.
Rainbow Beach- One Piece world.
"Finally I am here. Where to go from here?"
To be continued………
What would you suggest the name of Ranma's band of pirate.
I am open for suggestion.
Ja...