Hogwarts Idol: LET THE FINALS BEGIN
BY Herm-Own-Ninny879
This is the Chapter you all have been waiting for! WARNING: The following chapters will contain as follows:
1. Horrible comments from your favorite slimeball, SEVERUS SNAPE!
2. More Catfights from Cho and Ginny
3. Snogging! SNOGGING! SNOOOOOGGGINNG!
4. Draco Malfoy and his Ferrety Songs!
5. SURPRISE GUESTS!
6. LESS VERY, VERY STUPID COMMERCIALS
7. Appearances from me, the AUTHOR!
8. Stupid Wannabe Lockhart!
9. Tonks will be making piggy noses!
10. THE WINNER OF HOGWARTS IDOL!
11. Hahaha, there's no number elven!
12. Coming soon, only from Herm-Own-Ninny, Dancing With the Gryffindors! (It's a maybe)
13. MORE RON/HERMIONE AND HARRY/GINNY!
14. This story takes place in about Sixth/Seventh Year!
15. CHEATING! CHEATING!
16. Luna and Neville won't sing!
-that's all for now, folks! BE WARNED! ;)
Herm-Own-Ninny
Cedric trooped on stage to wild and enthusiastic applause from the carazay audience.
"WELCOME BACK TO... Hogwarts Idol! Now, after those crazy and freakishly stupid commercials, we're back! Now, the girl you all love, HERMIONE GRANGER!"
Hermione danced onstage to applause as loud as the music started to play. She put the mic to her mouth and said... "This one's called... QUIDDITCH BOI!"
He was a wizard, and she was a witch
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was an idiot, she liked to study
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never say, secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her mates, stuck up their wands,
they had a problem with his attitude
He was a Quidditch Boy, she said 'I really hate you' Boy
He wasn't smart enough for her
She had a pretty face but her face was up in a book
She needed to pop into reality...
Two years from now, she sits in her dorm
reading dusty old volumes
She walks into the common room, guess who she sees?
Ronald and Lavender Sno-oging
She owls all her friends, they already know
They all knew that they were dating now
She spies on them, with all her mates
looks at the man that she turned down...
He was a Quidditch Boy, she said 'I really hate you boy'
He wasn't smart enough for her
Now he's a Quidditch Star, snogging with Lavender
Does her smarty butt see what he's worth... (Hermione looks at Ron with anger in her eyes. Ron reaaaaallly looks sulky now!)
Sorry me, but I missed out
Well, tough luck that boy's Lav's now
They are more than just good friends
This is how my story ends
Too bad that I couldn't see, see the prat that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the pain that's comin' by
He's just a Wiz, and I'm just a Witch
Can I make it anymore obvious...?
We are now in love haven't ya'll heard, how I rock his world?
I'm now with the Quidditch Boy, He said see you later Lav
Lav wasn't good enough for him
I'll be in the common room
reading the love notes you wrote
all to me
I'm with the Quidditch Boy, He said see you later Lav
Lav wasn't good enough for him
I'll be in the common Room
reading the love notes you wrote...
...all for me...
Hermione ended with appaluse as loud as a cannon, or even louder. Hermione walked backstage, and she started to cry. Lavender, the helper with the makeup, glared angrily at her.
"Hermione... I...I never ever knew... I'm sorry..." Ron looked upset at himself. He gave her a hug and... SNOGGED HER. Lavender dropped the expensive mirror she was holding, and it shattered into a million pieces.
When they tore apart, they found out that they were on the big-screen onstage. All the girls gaped and all the boys in the audience looked angry. To stop any further rebellions, Cedric ran on and announced the next singer.
"THAT WAS HERMIONE GRANGER! Now, up next, is her... boyfriend, RONALD WEASLEY!"
Ron went onstage with a supernova of applause and wolf-whistles. Harry and Hermione gave him thumbs-up...
"Er... This one's called, Almost Had You!"
The music began to play...
I almost got jealous of you at 14
Where I almost got a snog from Fleur Delacour
Who almost went out with Roger Davies
But then married my brother
I almost got killed by Sirius Black
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
and I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
You almost loved me
I almost wished you would've loved me lots
I almost played as Keeper
During a Quidditch Game
But I got poisoned by Voldemort
Who really really hates my best mate
That I almost got beat up cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda have the nerve to ask you to go out with me
And I almost had you
but I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would've loved me lots
You kept me waiting and now I'm saying
I've spent my time secretly lovin' you
I almost wished you would've loved me lots
Hermione stared open-mouthed at Ron as he finished his song.
"Wow." she simply said.
"Yes, wow." he responded simply.
"Snog?" Hermione said simply.
"Yes." Ron responded simply, and they went somewhere (A/N: I don't know where that place was) to snog for a while.
Cedric came back onstage, walking backwards as he watched Ron and Hermione walk away. He kept watching them until he fell off the stage and fell against the camera and the cameraman two feet below near the audience. At least no one got hurt...well everyone except for Cedric, the camera, and the Cameradude.
technicaldiffficultiestechincaldifficulties! please stand by! please stand by!
Harry stepped on stage as Cedric, the camera, and the cameraman were being treated by mediwizards and computer buffs.
"Er... Since we had that disastrous incident, I, Harry Potter will be your host for the remainder of this episode. Now, Parvati Patil was supposed to be next, but she had to go on emergency leave, and Cedric was supposed to be next, but, yeah, he got injured, Ron, Hermione, me, Ginny, and some other people (Draco: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?) sang so here's... CHO CHANG!
Cho stepped on stage to completely uneccessary loud and rowdy cheers from the boys.
"Hello, boys," she fluttered her eyelashes which made the boys swoon with delight. "My song is called All About Me."
"She's obsessed with herself," Harry rolled his eyes.
She began...
On a Monday, I am waiting
Tuesday, I am fading
Wednesday, you ignore me
Then the owl comes, you mail me
And the darkness is a perfect view
'Cuz you've come to snog me
Snog... I snog with you so long
I can hardly say a word; I hope you never stop...
Ohhh
It seems like I can finally date someone perfect
I love the way you kiss me
Ohhh
It's as if you know all, all, all about me,
I love how you know,
All about me,
All about me,
All about me
I am pretty, prissy
I get beautiful, and it's retarded
How you can't always snog me
When I'm crying you hug me
Making me happy is your mission
And you won't stop until I'm giddy
Snog... I snog with you so long
When I'm crying, BASH!
I love you so mad...
Ohhh...
It seems like I can finally date someone perfect
I love the way you kiss me
Ohhh
It's as if you know all, all, all about me
I love how you know
The way I feel, the way I feel,
The way I feel,
All about me, all about me... All about me
How do you know I want to snog you?
Am I that obvious?
And if it's written on my wand
I hope you never leave me
Yeah!
On a Monday, I am waiting,
Tuesday, you finally snog me
And I can't breathe...
Ohhh
It seems like I can finally date someone perfect
I love the way you kiss me
Ohhh
It's as if you know all, all, all about me,
I love how you know,
All about me,
All about me,
All about me...
Half of the crowd of boys fainted, and their girlfriends nearly tried to strangle Cho, but Crabbe and Goyle stopped them with a freezing spell. (A/N: Wow! I didn't know that they could do that! LOL!) Cho laughed maniacally, and went backstage. Cedric nearly fainted as his shoulder brushed past Cho's.
"Now, after the last few performances of the day, the judges will finally tell their comments! Now let's reintroduce them! First is the pretty and vivacious Tonks!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
"Next, the ever 'corking' prettyboy, Lockhart!"
(complete silence)
"Finally, nasty and ugly Snape!"
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
"They don't know what they're talking about," Snape muttered to Lockhart.
"Now, on with the rest of the show! Next up is...ME! CEDRIC DIGGORY!"
"YAY! FINALLY!" the crowd screamed. Cedric grinned and took out the mircrophone, and the music began...
Everything makes sense to me
And it won't go quietly
Everything makes sense to me
And I won't sit patiently
I'm gonna chase Cho and catch up to her
I'm gonna love you some how, some way, somewhere some day
Last day of the rest of my life, Voldemort killed me
Last time I kissed you in the dark, Voldemort killed me
Last day of the rest of my life, I want you already
Last time I saw the green lights flashing, I'm dead already
I don't wanna live the rest of my life in horror
Where's life taking me
I don't wanna die alone
Without you
I'm gonna chase Cho and catch up to her
I'm gonna love you some how, some way, somewhere some day
Last day of the rest of my life, Voldemort killed me
Last time I kissed you in the dark, Voldemort killed me
Last day of the rest of my life, I want you already
Last time I saw the green lights flashing, I'm dead already
I wanna finish my life
I wanna win the Tournament
But most of all, I wanna love you lots
Last day of the rest of my life, Voldemort killed me
Last time I kissed you in the dark, Voldemort killed me
Last day of the rest of my life, I want you already
Last time I saw the green lights flashing, I'm dead already
The crowd screamed as Cedric finished. "Thank you!"
"WE LOVE YOU CEDRIC!" the three girls from the first chapter squealed again. Cho went up to them and bashed their heads.
"You're amazing, Cho," Cedric crooned as he pulled her up to him.
"I love you, Cedric," Cho whispered, and they SNOGGED.
Later...
"Er... Sorry about that, everyone. I-I was busy. Now, we have... FRED AND GEORGE! THE LAST OF THE DAY, AND THEN THE JUDGES' COMMENTS!"
The Weasley Twins went on stage, and began to sing...
Just give me my Gringott's card
I hope I haven't overused my owl
With mailing rates so expensive
No need to shout and pout,
I sometimes think that girls are from Mars now
I'll get to them somehow...
All I wanna do is please you
Please myself but play keeper too...
And all those mistakes I have
Have a big reflection on how I feel about you
How I feel about...
All those mistakes I did have a big reflection on...
How I feel about you, yeah
Oh yes I recall,
Skipping breakfast to practice Quidditch
Then feeling lightheaded
Sometimes you act like McGonagall
You scent is sweet like a rose
I'd love to study and get smart with you
All I wanna do is please you
Please myself but play keeper too...
And all those mistakes I have
Have a big reflection on how I feel about you
How I feel about...
All those mistakes I did have a big reflection on...
How I feel about you, yeah
And all those mistakes I have
Have a big reflection on how I feel about you
How I feel about...
All those mistakes I did have a big reflection on...
How we feel about you, yeah...
"THANK YOU!" Fred and George laughed as they set off the 'POO' fireworks again. The crowd burst into laughs, and the Twins stepped off-stage.
"Now... What you all have been waiting for... THE JUDGE COMMENTS!"
TO BE CONTINUED!