Disclaimer: I WANNA OWN NARUTO NO FAIR!
Author's note: Another thing that popped into my mind...I was just wondering random things like..What would Gaara
look like as a pimp? How does Tenten and Temari look like with their hair down? Does Shino have Lee Eyes?
What If Neji had a Diary? When the hell will Naruto be with Hinata? So yeah...Here it is..I think..very OCC
Dear Diary,
Today was a very happy day! First off I got to train with TENTEN again It was so fun she looks so cute when she blushes! When I was wondering what her she looked like with her hair down, Lee came from the back and took off her ribbons she was so beautiful. I mean her chocolate brown eyes, brown wavy hair that flowed to her shoulders and...ah man now I have a nosebleed and I'm drooling be right back! Okay anyway after that fun training I went to the mall to buy...VIDEO GAMES and STUFF ANIMALS! HURRAY! But when I was walking there I saw the strangest thing...Temari was holdings hand with Shikamaru and Ino was turning purple. ( Probably went to willy wonka's chocolate factory or something. ) Also I saw that Naruto was about to kiss Hinata-sama to tell you the truth I think they're the cutest couple but..then my evil cousin/brother feelings surrounded me and so I did my ice cold image and went to choke Naruto...When I left I think I knocked some tooths out..well at least I can get cash from the tooth fairy MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then I bumped into Gaara so we went to a rave together at midnight he's the awesomest friend I ever had we were all chillin! It's funny how people judge the person by their "real" personalities! So I went back at 2 and I writing in this Diary right now. Good Night!
Love,
Hyuuga Neji
P.S. Stupid Kankurou forgot my coffee! Gaara said "Stupid Temari forgot my coffee! " the exact same time too. COOL!
End Story
Me: And that's what I think is Neji's true feelings!
Tenten: Wow I didn't know you felt that way about Us all
Neji: I don't it is a simple lie
Me: So you don't think Tenten's pretty and you hate her?
Neji: NO! Uh...I mean...She's like all Girls so I do not care.
Tenten: Neji YOU JERK!
Me: Aw great...you made her cry YOU HAPPY!
Neji: Uh...Tenten I didn't mean it!
Tenten: So you do like me?
Neji: Of course!
Me: HA! You just admitted you liked her
Neji: SO?
Me:...I dunno
Tenten: Sorry I called you a Jerk it's just that..uh...Sasuke got jealous cause you're so hot and forced me to say it!
Me: I Agree
Tenten: Are you trying to steal him from me?
Me: No but I think Neji and Gaara are good looking is that a problem?
Tenten: I repeat
Me: No cause If I wanted to I could just change the script.
Sasuke: I'm way hotter that that blind person, and Mascara man, also that stupid weasel brother of mine
Neji, Itachi and Gaara fans: ( Gasp ) Including me
Me: ATTACK THE GAY CHICKEN HEADED FREAK JERK ICE COLD BASTARD!
Sasuke: Who's that? My brother?
Me: NO YOU NOW ATTACK!
Everyone: WE KILLED SASUKE YAY!
Lee: YOSHA
Everyone:...Lee what are you doing here?
Lee: Nothing bye
Me: SHIKAMARU LIKES TEMARI
ShikaTem: SHUT UP IT'S NOT TRUE!
Me: Oh right I said the wrong thing.
Shikamaru: You sure did troublesome girl
Me: ...SHIKAMARU LOVES TEMARI AND ALWAYS WILL!
Shikamaru and Temari: WHAT?
ShikaTem fans: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
and that's all folks Later! I got school tommarow.