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A/N Nerwen Aldarion: Hey ya'll this chapter is all me and almost all Teyla/Dex, I think you guys will love it and I know all you Spanky fans will.
A/N Tinuviel Undomiel: Yep, some good Spanky in this one. Next chap is a mixture of both. Enjoy this one everyone, the next one coming soon.
Chapter 4: Kisses and Confessions
TO: Dr. Carson Beckett: whatsupdoc-atlantis-net, Dr. Radek Zelenka: czechmate-atlantis-net, Lt. Laura Cadman: iluvscots-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: wanted poster
You don't think he's serious do you, I mean you don't think that he really wants us dead.
Rodney
TO: Dr. Carson Beckett: whatsupdoc-atlantis-net, Dr. Radek Zelenka: czechmate-atlantis-net, Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
FROM: Lt. Laura Cadman: iluvscots-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: wanted poster
You guys broke into his room and stole part of his journal that revealed the passionate love he has for the commander, wouldn't you want to find the perpetrators and kill them?
Relax alright, he doesn't know who we are so we are perfectly safe, just don't let anything slip and I mean ANYTHING!
Laura
TO: Lt. Col. John Sheppard: football-maniac-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Just wanted to check up on my best buddy
So how're you doing? I read the Zine article, pretty good huh? Well when I mean good I mean well written obviously the information was false right? So you're not going to do anything stupid like seek revenge right? Right?
Rodney
TO: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
FROM: Lt. Col. John Sheppard: football-maniac-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Just wanted to check up on my best buddy
Are kidding? I'm already planning the long torturous deaths of the writers, I'm thinking about getting Ronon involved. I'm certain he knows some good ways to cause pain.
You wouldn't happen to be able to trace the Zine could you?
John
TO: Lt. Col. John Sheppard: football-maniac-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Trace the Zine
NO! I mean, I've already tried, they uh use a scrambler and nobody I mean nobody can trace it.
Rodney
TO: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
FROM: Lt. Col. John Sheppard: football-maniac-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Trace the Zine
I thought you said that you could trace anything and that nothing was impossible for you.
John
TO: Lt. Col. John Sheppard: football-maniac-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Trace the Zine
Oh yes well you know my ego, it's never lacking in confidence.
So about the long and torturous deaths, define long and torturous.
Rodney
TO: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
FROM: Lt. Col. John Sheppard: football-maniac-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Long and torturous
Unmerciful, only letting off when they nearly die, blood and pain, lots and lots of pain.
John
TO: Dr. Carson Beckett: whatsupdoc-atlantis-net, Dr. Radek Zelenka: czechmate-atlantis-net, Lt. Laura Cadman: iluvscots-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Our deaths
If John finds out it was us we will be in sooooo much trouble.
Rodney
TO: Dr. Carson Beckett: whatsupdoc-atlantis-net, Dr. Radek Zelenka: czechmate-atlantis-net, Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
FROM: Lt. Laura Cadman: iluvscots-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Our deaths
I don't care it was worth it even if it did invoke the wrath of John Sheppard.
Laura
TO: Dr. Carson Beckett: whatsupdoc-atlantis-net, Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net: Lt. Laura Cadman: iluvscots-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Radek Zelenka: czechmate-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Our deaths
I agree but I do hope he doesn't find out, I heard that some of the military personnel are taking the wanted sign seriously. Hopefully the mission to M3X-538 will help.
Radek
TO: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net: Lt. Laura Cadman: iluvscots-atlantis-net, Dr. Radek Zelenka: czechmate-atlantis-net
FROM: Carson Beckett: whatsupdoc-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Our deaths
I hope you just mean to get his mind off the Zine rather then finding some beautiful alien lass. With as many women that he sleeps with I'm surprised he hasn't contracted an STD or have Elizabeth cut off certain parts of his anatomy.
Carson
TO: Dr. Carson Beckett: whatsupdoc-atlantis-net, Dr. Radek Zelenka: czechmate-atlantis-net, Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
FROM: Lt. Laura Cadman: iluvscots-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Our deaths
I agree wholeheartedly Carson, actually we really need to start thinking about the next Zine article, preferably something about Teyla and Ronon. We're getting e-mails from people asking about them and the polls on them have gone down. Take a look:
Teyla and Ronon will…
Sleep together in a week- 43
Kill each other in a week- 36
Sleep together before killing each other- 21
Laura
TO: Dr. Carson Beckett: whatsupdoc-atlantis-net, Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net: Lt. Laura Cadman: iluvscots-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Radek Zelenka: czechmate-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Teyla and Ronon article
We could talk about the whole Michael incident, but we already wrote about that one. We need something new, but as tight lipped as those two are we may have a long wait ahead of us.
Radek
TO: Dr. Carson Beckett: whatsupdoc-atlantis-net, Dr. Radek Zelenka: czechmate-atlantis-net, Lt. Laura Cadman: iluvscots-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Rodney Mckay: iamagenius-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: M3X-538
You are never going to believe what happened.
Rodney
Mission to M3X-538
Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard
This mission was weird and honestly I have not idea what to make of it. Could the writers of the Zine, thieves that they are, possibly be right?
We searched the planet with no real hostilities and found a group of people that apparently worship some goddess of virtue. In thanks to their worship she will protect them from the Doragal, a civilization of thugs that live on the other side of the mountains.
We decided to investigate this and in doing so met a priestess named Thera, (no I did not sleep with her, she worships the goddess of VIRTUE remember?) She agreed to help us if we did something for her and before you chew me out for negotiating with out your consent listen to what she wanted.
She wanted to see a passionate kiss.
She didn't want weapons or food or medicine but she wanted to watch a passionate kiss. Apparently the priests and priestesses had to remain virginal in all things and kissing was a no-no. (Three guesses on what the REALLY big no-no was) I guess she was curious about what passion and kisses were so she didn't break the rules she wanted us to show her what a kiss was, and not just any run of the mill kiss but a real passionate one.
You should have seen Teyla's face when she realized that Ronon, Rodney and I were going to have to kiss her in order to get the help we needed, I thought she was going to run away. Well when the kissing began lets just say that things got interesting…
The Zine
Love's First Kiss
Even though the season on M3X-538 was winter, things were heating up where Teyla and Ronon are concerned.
On the recent mission to the planet, in order to win the priestess Thera's help, wanted to watch a passionate kiss and this is how the guy's each had to try out their kisser on Teyla, or almost all of them.
Dr. Rodney Mckay was the first to try his luck but apparently as ardent as kissing a porcupine because the priestess said no.
Then IMMEDIATELY afterwards Ronon jumps in and lays one on her and this kiss made the ice melt. This kiss was long and sensual and had John and Rodney exchanging shocked glances at each other. And when the two finally separated it looked like, dare we say it, that Teyla had wrapped her arms around her neck!
For a moment the two stared at each other for the longest time, one can only imagine what was running through their minds. When they finally separated completely the priestess said that the kiss was indeed what she wanted to see.
There you have it folks Teyla and Ronon's first magical kiss. As you can see it won't be long if things keep heading this way before they finally admit their true feelings for each other.
TO: Lt. Col. John Sheppard: football-maniac-atlantis-net
FROM: Col. Steven Caldwell: col.caldwell-deadalus-net
SUBJECT: Inappropriate relationships
It has come to my attention that there may be an inappropriate relationship between Teyla Emmagen and Ronon Dex. Need I remind you Colonel that such relationships are frowned upon?
Caldwell
TO: Col. Steven Caldwell: col.caldwell-deadalus-net
FROM: Lt. Col. John Sheppard: football-maniac-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Inappropriate relationships
It was just a kiss and they only did it for the sake of the mission. Under normal circumstances it would not have happened.
Sheppard
TO: Lt. Col. John Sheppard: football-maniac-atlantis-net
FROM: Col. Steven Caldwell: col.caldwell-deadalus-net
SUBJECT: RE: Inappropriate relationships
See that it doesn't happen again. Inter team relationships will only cause problems and I am confidante that Dr. Weir agrees.
Caldwell
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: I can't believe this!
OMG! You kissed Ronon and I have to read about it from John's mission report and the Zine!
Elizabeth
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: I can't believe this!
To clarify, he kissed me and it was only for the sake of the mission.
Teyla
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: I can't believe this!
Please Teyla, the priestess said that it was a passionate kiss and from what I hear it was a good one. I want details.
Elizabeth
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Details
You're not getting any.
Teyla
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Details
Oh come one, was there tongue?
Elizabeth
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Details
I refuse to answer that question.
Teyla
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Details
There was wasn't there? ;-p
Elizabeth
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Was there tongue?
Alright yes, I had Ronon's tongue in my mouth.
Teyla
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Was there tongue?
I knew it! What the Zine says is true isn't it, you really do like him.
Elizabeth
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Do I like him?
Hardly, he is completely unpredictable and at times can be quite rude. He doesn't listen to reason and is quite possibly the most unsuitable person for me.
Teyla
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: Yes you do.
I don't see what the problem is, he is a young virile male (who is pretty attractive at least that is what someon on the medical staff have told me) and you are a young healthy female. It's only natural that you would feel something for him. You don't have to hide anything from me.
Elizabeth
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: What do you want from me?
Do you want me to say that the kiss was by far the most sensual and arousing one I've ever had?" That I sate at him constantly just to admire him? That I spend every waking moment thinking about him and when I when I close my eyes I have dreams that couldn't be appropriate to speak about?
Because the answer to all is yes.
Teyla
P.S. Who said he was attractive, perhaps I'll give her a personal sparring lesson.
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: What do you want from me?
I suppose this is when I should chastise you about falling in love with your teammates but I think I shall pull a John Sheppard and throw the rule book out the window and say: OMG you have fallen for Ronon Dex!
Elizabeth
P.S. When you say personal I'm guessing what you really mean is extremely painful.
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: I've fallen for Ronon Dex
I will only concede this if you speak the truth about something to me.
Teyla
P.S. Well who is she?
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: (None)
Uh oh.
Elizabeth
P.S. I don't approve of beating up people with crushes.
P.P.S. Your jealousy is kicking in over time isn't it?
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: (None)
I want you to admit your feelings for Colonel Sheppard.
Teyla
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Has that kiss with Ronon…
…fried you brain! I'm not going to do that in a million years!
Elizabeth
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: The truth
I'm not ignorant, I've read the Zine articles and witnessed a few moments myself, it is obvious to me how you feel. I've admitted the truth to you about Ronon and for the sake of our friendship please trust in me.
Teyla
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: I hate you…
…and your good negotiation skills. Alright you little weasel; John and his puppy dog eyes have me under his spell. I constantly think about how soft his kiss must be and fantasize him sweeping everything off my desk and throwing me on top of it and use going at it right there.
Are you happy?
Elizabeth
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: Am I happy?
Estatic.
Teyla
TO: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: You better be happy.
Now that we have confessed all we should probably delete these e-mails. Otherwise the Zine might get their hands on them and we'd be screwed.
Elizabeth
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir: e.weir-atlantis-net
FROM: Teyla Emmagen: xena-warrior-princess-atlantis-net
SUBJECT: RE: You better be happy
Agreed.
Teyla
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