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The Two That Saw Too Much

It was a sunny day in the Destiny Islands; people were having fun by the beach; there was not a single being of evil in sight and nothing to cloud the sun from giving a good tan to all the men and women on vacation. Ah, yes; it was all fine and dandy. It could not have been better.

Riku was having the time of his life; surfing and eating so much ice cream that he thought that he would explode any second that passed. Ah, the wonders of summer. There were other males and females gathered in the vicinity as well; there were Donald and Goofy, Leon, Cloud, the attractive female ninja Yuffie; who Riku did not mind dressed in a bikini showing so much skin that it was a crime for her to be clad in clothes all the time, albeit skimpy ones.

Ah, yes, Riku loved summer and the sun; the darkness had contributed to that, although when he was with the other hooded people in black, there were perks; you get free and instant travel, unlike Gummi technology. Yes; one whirl of darkness and you'd be anywhere.

Riku looked around from his position on the sandy ground; there were quite a few people missing. Not really; actually only Tifa, Leon and Sora were… he wondered where they were.

They were missing all the sun; the breeze; the vanilla ice cream…

Riku shook his head as he got up from his position and walked over to the ice cream parlour, where he spied a pair of feet sticking out from behind the stand; he walked over to them with two vanilla cones in his hands, licking at one messily.

He looked down and saw that it was none other than Leon, with foam at his mouth. Riku wondered why the brunette was in that situation when he heard a rustling in the nearby bushes… and… moans and groans…?

He peered in and saw the shocking sight, and fainted dead away.

Sora and Tifa stared at their unconscious friend.

'Okay… so I suggest we stop doing this in public?' Tifa inquired to the nude Sora on top of her.

'Are you kidding? The thrill is half the fun!'

A/N: There are plenty more going your way!