I'm back! And I still don't own Hellsing or anything else…
Oh, to everybody who waits for another chapter of 'Wild boys will be Wild': I don't think I'll keep it up, but if someone wants to write his/her own version of it, go ahead!
This have happened:
Seras made a home page and an e-mail address to entertain Alucard between attacks. He receives e-mail's from fans, writes an answer, and publishes them!
A/N: Bold: Alucard's answers. Normal: letters.
Dear Alucard,
I have a big problem. My brother and I were experimenting a bit with daddy's chemistry set this day, when something got wrong and my brother got sucked in to a HUGE hole (it really was huge…). Anyway, the point is that my brother is now about two meters tall, and I am only 4'4… What shall I do to grow taller like you? Please help me!
Metal Fist
Dear Metal Fist
I had the same problem as you have. I drank a lot of milk! It really helps! Drink a lot of milk every day (a couple of litres a day should help). If it doesn't help, you can always wear stilts. It can be hard in the beginning but you'll get used to them.
Dear Alucard,
I have a few questions:
- What is your best hair tip?
- Do you brush your teeth every day?
- When do you go to sleep?
- Is sir Integra your girlfriend?
Tessie, 11
Dear Tessie, 11,
Here are the answers:
-It's all about the hairbrushes! If you don't love your hairbrush, it won't brush your hair and make it so shiny and beautiful like mine! giggle giggle.
-Yes, I brush my teeth every day. Or else my Master takes Jackal away.
-Sleep….?
-NO! NO! NO! NO! eww…
Dear Alucard,
My friend, 'Roy', has the worst sense of direction EVER. Last week, showed him how to walk from his home to my school and told him to come there after he finishes work. He came after FOUR DAYS. FOUR DAYS! It really doesn't take that long to walk a couple of meters, does it? Please Alucard, what shall I do to help him?
-Reanne
Dear Reanne,
I suggest you give him an atlas for his next birthday! I think he will appreciate that.
Dear Alucard,
I am SO in love with Seras Victoria! I have been stalking her for a while, but I can't get too close. Can you please introduce me to her? Pretty please…?
-Going too-too over Police Girl
Dear perverted person,
Three words:
IN. YOUR. DREAMS.
Dear Alucard,
How come we nearly the same clothes? Have you been copying me? ARE YOU COOPERATING WITH MY BROTHER! WHY ISN'T THERE ANY DOUGH NUTS LEFT IN THE KITCHEN! AAAARGHHH! IM GOING MAAAD!
-Red coats are the S#§&!
Dear mad man,
You lost me after the 'Dear Alucard' part…
A/N: Wiii! Chapter 1 is up! I will update as soon as possible! Rewiew!
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