The Staring Contest

" Cheater!" Kitty screamed. " Cheater! Cheater! Cheater! You are, like, so totally cheating!"

Kurt ported into the room; a huge ham, cheese and bacon sandwich in his hand, " What's wrong, Libchein? I could hear you from the kitchen."

" Oh, Kurt! He is, like so cheating!"

" Cheating? At what?" " A staring contest!"

Kurt looked the situation over, " How is he cheating?"

" He's, like, hising his eyes! I can't tell if he's blinking!"

Kurt let out wild laughter, almost dropping the partially chewed sandwich from his mouth.

" What's so funny, Fuzzy!"

" You're a sore loser, Kitty," Scot replied.

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