Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto though I really wish…If ever I owned it…
Summary: The Naruto gang is contented with their lives; it was perfect and their village is totally at peace. Almost all of them have changed and differs, but their teams never changed. But what happens when they got a vacation and along with the Sand-Nins? Will their lives be change into better ways or will it not? Chaos occurs!
Pairings (actual): SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina, requests accepted….
Pairings (Temporarily): SasuTen, GaaSaku
Triangle Pairings (possible): SasuTenNeji, HinaNaruSaku, KibaSakuSasu, ShinoTenNeji, GaaSakuSasu, GaaTenNeji, InoShikaTem, KanTenNeji, KibaHinaNaru
Square Pairings (most of friendships): SasuTenNejiGaa, GaaSakuSasuKiba, InoShikaSakuTem
Pentagon Pairings: SasuGaaSakuOCKiba
Hexagon Pairings: SasuShinoGaaTenNejiKan
Request Pairing(s): KakaKure
(Added) Homosexual Pairing: GAI and LEE (-.-;)
Keys: "talking", 'thoughts'
Changes of Life
Chapter Four: The Park and Abnormal-Form of 20 Questions…
Everyone sat under a huge tree and relaxed.
Sakura was sitting under the tree beside Ino and Hinata. Tenten was above them on one of the branches. Sasuke, Neji, and Shikamaru were also on branches and the rest were under. Lee and Chouji were playing with the squirrels, Shino was taming his bugs, and Naruto and Kiba were playing with Akamaru.
Ino suddenly yawned, "I'm bored! Let's play something!"
"Yeah…." Sakura agreed.
Hinata just smiled.
Tenten scoffed, "What game?"
"What about…hmm…20 questions!" Ino suggested.
Tenten shrugged.
Sakura smiled.
Hinata nodded.
The guys were all clueless except Naruto and Kiba.
"What are 20 questions?" asked Chouji while munching chips.
"It's a game!" Naruto said.
"What kind, dobe." Sasuke said.
"Y'know, it's pretty obvious…20 Questions!" Tenten pointed in as-a-matter-of-fact tone.
Sakura and Ino nodded in agreement.
"I-It's about asking 20 questions on each person." said Hinata.
"That's going to take long…." said Shino.
"I agree…." said Neji emotionlessly.
"Yeah…then hmm…1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6…. 11. 11…9 remainder 3." Tenten said.
"What?" asked Kiba.
"We all should have 9 questions each…." Tenten stated.
"WHAT ABOUT THE REMAINDER!" asked Lee.
"That will be later…let's just start for 9 questions first." Tenten said.
"That's a great idea, Ten-chan!" Ino said.
"Okay! Then, let's start!" Sakura said.
"Who'll go first?" asked Hinata.
"ME!" said Naruto.
"How?" asked Chouji.
"Use my kunai!" Tenten said.
"Cool! Okay!" Naruto said.
He spun the kunai and it landed on Hinata.
"Okay! Hinata…first what's your whole name?" asked Naruto dumbly.
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Hy-Hyuuga Hinata…." Hinata said.
"Second, how old are you?" asked Naruto.
"A-Ano…14 years old." Hinata answered.
"We're the same! Third, do you like ramen?"
"Ah…y-yes!"
"Fourth, can you write?"
"Of-of course!"
"Fifth, what's your favorite color?"
"Ah…vio-violet."
"Sixth, did you go to kindergarten?"
"Yes…."
"Seventh, do you like oranges?"
"Not…that much!"
"Eight…do you sing?"
"Uhm…yes but rarely…."
"Hmm…okay, last! Ninth, do I look cute?"
"A-ano… so-sono…of-of course?"
Everyone sighed in annoyance.
"YAY! Hinata-chan thinks I'm cute!" Naruto jumped happily.
"Naruto…it was an unsure answer….And your questions were really…uh…insane!" Sakura said irritated.
"I agree! Anyways, who's next?" asked Ino.
"I'LL GO!" Lee exclaimed.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay……………….." said Ino.
Lee spun the kunai and it landed on Sakura.
"SAKURA-SAN! MY LOVELY BETHROTHED―" Lee was cut off.
"I AM NOT YOUR BETHROTHED DAMN IT!" Sakura exploded like a volcano.
"O-Okay!" Lee said.
Sakura calmed down and everyone sweat dropped.
"First question! Do you like me!" Lee asked.
"No." Sakura said simply.
"Uh…second, will you go out with me!"
"No, for heaven's sake!"
"Third, am I worthy enough for you!"
"No!"
"Fourth, do you like green!"
"No!"
"Fifth, what is your favorite color!"
Ino laughed, "Isn't it obvious! It's pink!"
Sakura glared at Ino, "Shut up Ino-pig!"
And Ino immediately shut her mouth in proper manners.
"Okay! PINK, RIGHT? Sixth, do I look handsome!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You look incredibly unique! You look like a swimming green cow! You look worst than an Alien! A monster is even more handsome than you! Orochimaru is cooler than you! You look like you're wearing a stupid green nasty swimming overly-tight spandex that's uglier than a spooky porky costume for babies!" Sakura said quickly, but enough for everyone to understand.
Naruto and Kiba burst out in laughter.
Hinata and Tenten snickered.
Ino laughed hysterically.
Neji, Sasuke, and Shino sweat dropped.
Shikamaru whistled off into the air.
Chouji continued to eat his chips.
Lee was in a verge of tears.
"Se-seventh…do you eat?"
"For hell's sake, YES!"
"Ei-eight…why are you all pink?"
"WTF! I WAS BORN LIKE THAT, YOU MORON!"
"O-okay! Ninth…-sniff- -sob-!"
"STOP YOUR FUCKING DRAMA AND CONTINUE!"
"HAI! WILL YOU BE WITH ME TILL THE END OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!"
"NNNNNO! CRAP NO! I'D RATHER DIE THAN BE WITH YOU!" Sakura ended with her Inner-Sakura emerging.
And now, Lee started to burst into tears.
Everyone sweat dropped.
Then, Tenten, Naruto, Kiba, Ino, Hinata (yes, Hinata), Chouji, Shikamaru laughed hysterically.
Sakura laughed maniacally like an insane person while pointing an accusing finger at Lee.
Sasuke, Neji, and Shino sweat dropped.
Lee finally fell unconscious on the ground from losing too many tears.
Everyone restrained their normal postures.
"So? Who's next?" asked Tenten.
"ME!" Ino exclaimed.
"Go on!" Tenten said.
"Okie!" and Ino spun the kunai.
It landed on Tenten herself.
"Shit…." cursed Tenten.
"He-he! First, why don't you use make-ups?" asked Ino.
"'Cause I hate them…." simply answered Tenten.
"Second, why?"
"Because they stink, they're useless, helpless, hopeless, and nonsense. I'm fine with my natural self!"
"Uh…okay! Third, do I look extremely pretty?"
"Huh? What kind of crappy question is that?"
"Just answer it!"
"…. Oh yes! The most beautiful person in the whole living world of dinosaurs!"
Ino blinked.
Sakura burst out in laughter.
Hinata giggled.
Naruto and Kiba laughed even worst than Sakura.
Shikamaru snickered.
Neji and Sasuke smirked.
Shino and Chouji nodded.
Lee…was unconscious.
Tenten smiled sweetly.
"Dinosaurs are dead…." Ino said confusingly.
"Of course and that's why it has to have a meaning!" Tenten said.
Ino gritted her teeth as realization dawned to her and pouted, "Tenten-chan!"
"Yes ma'am? What's the theme for today?" mocked Tenten.
"ARGH!" Ino exploded.
"Ino-chan? Are ya alright?" asked Tenten mockingly.
"….." said Ino.
"Okay! Let's continue, shall we?" asked Tenten smiling.
Ino huffed, "Fine! Fourth, what's your favorite outing?"
"Mourning for someone's death! Funeral!" Tenten answered happily.
Ino blinked, "What?"
Everyone shivered at what Tenten said.
"I told ya!" Tenten said.
Ino nodded slowly, "Okay…fifth, what's your hobby?"
"Hobby? Blackmailing!"
"Cool! Teach me someday too!" said Ino.
"Sure!" said Tenten.
Sakura and Hinata joined, "Me too!"
The guys gulped.
"Anyway, sixth, uh…why do you put your hair in a bun or buns?"
"Because my hair gets in the way."
"Seventh, how long is your hair?"
"I don't know and I don't care…."
"Ugh…fine! Eight," Ino suddenly saw something or rather, somebody and became out of her mind, "are you poor?"
"What?"
"Are you poor?"
"What?"
"Are you poor!"
"I heard that, but what!"
"YOU HEARD ME!"
"Er…I think you know the answer to that!"
"Yes! You are not poor!"
"Exactly! Continue!"
"Uh…ninth, how many moths do you own!"
"What!"
"Are you deaf!"
"No! I perfectly heard you but, why would I own moths!"
"You don't?"
"Duh!"
"Okay! We're done!" Ino said.
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Ino-chan…I think…you-you need he-help!" Hinata said.
"HUH? WHY?" Ino yelled like Lee.
"Ino-pig!" Sakura exclaimed.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH! A RED-HEAD SPOOKY MONSTER!" Ino freaked out while running around in circles.
"WHAT!" asked Sakura.
"AAAAAHHHH! A FOUR SPIKY-PIGTAILED BLOND SLUG!" Ino freaked out.
"HUH!" asked Naruto.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH! A STYLIST IN DIFFERENT UGLY MAKE-UP!" Ino continues to freak out.
Sakura scratched her head and was about to speak, but then, she saw some figures and passed out.
"SAKURA-CHAN!" Hinata panicked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ino continued.
"What's happening!" asked Naruto and Kiba.
"Er…I think it's because of them…!" Tenten said pointing to three trios.
Hinata fainted.
Everyone sweat dropped.
"They eventually need help…." Tenten muttered.
And then, everyone turned to the Sand Siblings, except for Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Lee.
"Hi Temari!" Tenten greeted.
Temari waved at Tenten happily, "Yo, Tenten!"
Gaara and Kankurou nodded in acknowledgement.
Naruto, Chouji, and Kiba waved.
Shikamaru, Shino, Neji, and Sasuke nodded also.
The Sand Siblings looked down at the four unconscious people.
"What happened to them?" asked Kankurou.
"Dunno…." Temari said crouching and poking Lee, Sakura, Ino, and Hinata.
"Are they dead?" asked Gaara emotionlessly.
Tenten shook her head, "No!"
"They're just…y'know! Surprised to see you!" Naruto said.
"Okay…." Temari and Kankurou said.
Gaara, Neji, and Sasuke were generally having an extreme-to-the-max glaring contest.
Temari, Tenten, and Kankurou sighed, "Oh…well."
Naruto and Kiba mimicked the heartthrobs.
Chouji continued to munch his chips.
Shikamaru yawned and fell asleep, obviously, envying Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and Lee.
And that is what happened….
Let us pray for our beloved Shinobis.
At the Sound…
Orochimaru sneezed and scratched his pointed nose, "Is someone talking about me?"
Kabuto emerged in the room to save his master only to see Orochimaru in a hot-pink fluffy mid-thigh dress with matching pink bonnet and ballerina shoes, "Oro―AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY INNOCENT, YOUTHFUL EYES!" he freaked out and fainted.
Orochimaru blinked and saw a very pale Kabuto lying on the floor by his doorstep.
"KABUTO-CHAN! MY DEAR ASSISSTANT! WHAT HAPPENED!" he shouted dramatically with imaginary flowing tears by his bony cheeks.
And the Soap Opera in the Village of Sound started…
Author's Note: So? What do you think of this chapter, huh! Tell me! I hope you like it and don't worry, there will be more chaos! And romances of course! Aren't you happy that I updated? Oh, and the game of 20 Questions will continue but not in next chapter! In the next chapter, I think, there will be more humor! I'll try my best! I'm not really the humorous-type but, I hope you'll deal with it! Anyway, I added something at the top. I added KakaKure and GaiLee! BWAHAHAHAHA! All the pairings are decided but if you want other requests, feel free to tell me! Excuse me for my mistakes also, and thank you very much for your reviews!
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