When a Stranger calls and gets the busy signal

An Artemis Fowl parody.

By: Polka-dotted-pengiun-one

A/N: Okay Artemis is home watching his little sister Randi. (If you've read the When black meets Acorn you'll get it) Butler is in the US with his sister and Artemis's parents are going out to eat. So yeah let the parody horror begin. (A/N2: There is gonna be a serous form of this later.) A/N3: Oh yeah I don't own when a stranger calls or Artemis Fowl.

Artemis Fowl was sitting in the living room reading a book on theories of UFOs. He was trying to find the meaning of life and was getting desperate. His sister Randi was sitting on the floor in her bright pink soft and fluffy pajamas. Playing with a little Albert Einstein doll, Artemis had given her.

Bulter was in America. Juliet, while in a wrestling match, twisted her ankle and a 300 pound fat guy landed on her. She may be hard core, but no one could have had a really, really, really, fat guy land on them with out some injury!

Artemis's parents were out on a date. They were tired of the kids and wanted to be alone. They were going out to eat and see a movie. Obviously Artemis was feeling rejected. How dare his parents leave him alone with a baby! A girl no less. What if she needed to be changed? Gosh that would be unpleasant to see, but despite this Artemis was going to be brave and take on the duty of baby-sitting.

While reading about UFO's Artemis noticed Randi was getting tired. The fact that the new born was a sleep on the floor might have told him something. Artemis didn't want to get up though. He was comfortable in his leather chair. It had finally sunken in a bit. Artemis being so light had a hard time breaking chairs in. It usually took two or three years before anyone could even tell someone had sat there. Artemis really needed to gain some weight.

Going through the agony of standing up was just something Artemis would have to deal with. So putting all fear and doubt behind him, Artemis put his hands on the arms of the chair, and stood up. If there was an audience, there would have been a standing ovation. Artemis felt very proud of himself.

Picking up Randi, Artemis noticed a foul (no pun intended) stench coming from Randi. It was a stench that would kill a dog, drive a man insane, and even scare Butler. O the horror! No please! Anything but that. I'd rather have to fight a troll than do that! Please not that. Artemis checked Randi's diaper. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

A/N: Yeah I know it's short. It'll get longer later. Review peoples you know you want to!