A/N: And so, we are down to our last chapter (sniff, sniff). But fear not! I have already begun to work on One Big Dysfunctional- I mean Happy- Family! It won't be long now! Besides, my term paper AND mosaic writing thingys are done, so I can update more often.

Earlier that day:

"It's a boy!" Leia told Luke.

"That's great!" said Luke. "So, when are you gonna come get Jaina and Jacen?"

"Tomorrow," said Leia. "They're holding me hostage here one more night."

"Ha ha. So, what did you name him?"

"We named him Anakin, after Dad. Han wanted to name him after his dad, but I'm not naming my son Fargo."

"Oh, so now he's YOUR son?" said Han in the background.

"Hold on one sec," she said to Luke, then to Han, "Yeah he's my kid! I just did all the work!"

"Whatdaya mean ALL the work? You tried to strangle me after the 1st 8 hours!" exclaimed Han.

"Oh, you mean like this?" Leia said to Han, the to Luke, "Luke, I have to go. It's about to get ugly."

"Ok. Say hi to little Ani for his Uncle Luke and Aunt Mara," said Luke.

Just before hanging up the comlink, he heard Han choke out, "Luke! Save me! LUKE!"

That night:

"So what happened to the pirate?" asked a very impatient Jacen.

"The pirate was taken to a desert palace to be used as a wall ornament," said Luke. "But the princess and the farm boy came and saved him, and killed the monster that was using him as a decoation."

"Yay Princess and Farm Boy!" said Jaina.

"After helping save the pirate, the farm boy went to visit the sage who was on his death bed."

"Poor Sage!" whimpered Jacen.

"Before he died, the sage told the farm boy that he was the last of the knights, so he had to kill the king and his right-hand man."

"Farm Boy would have to kill his own father?" asked Jaina.

"Yes. But he didn't want to. But the sage told him that there was another person that could help him. His sister."

"Who was she?" asked Jacen.

"She was the princess."

"Wow!" said Jaina. "Wouldn't that make the farm boy a prince?"

"No, the princess wasn't a real princess. After their mom died, she was adopted by a king and queen, and I- I mean the farm boy was adopted by his farmer aunt and uncle."

"That sounds like one of those soap operas that Grandma Solo likes," said Jaina.

"Yeah. Anyway, the farm boy got back to the rebel base to find out that the fake king was making a new weapon."

"Boo Evil King!" said Jacen.

"It was the pirate's team's job to take down the shield that was protecting the really big weapon. The shield generator was in the forest country. While they were there, they made friends with the teddy bear people who agreed to help them best the fake king."

"Cool! Teddy bear people!" Jacen exclaimed.

"But while they were there, the farm boy sensed that the king's right-hand man was there, too, looking for him. The farm boy didn't want to put his friends, or his sister, in danger. So, he surrendered to the right-hand man."

"Aww. Poor Farm Boy!" said Mara Jade.

"What are you doing in here?" asked Luke.

"I wanted to here the story," Mara teased.

"Ok," said Luke rolling his eyes. "So, the right-hand man took the farm boy to the king. The king wanted him to join the dark side."

"Why does everyone want Farm Boy to join the dark side?" asked Jaina.

"Because the farm boy was the son of the right-hand man, who was a powerful knight before he turned evil. But the farm boy refused. So, the king made him watch his friends suffer while they tried to destroy the weapon's shield."

"The king's a butthead!" said Jacen.

"That's right," said Luke. "Eventually, all of the farm boy's anger got the better of him. He tried to kill the king, but the right-hand man was protecting him. They got into a sword fight and the farm boy won by cutting the right-hand man's arm off."

"Like what he did to Farm Boy?" said Jaina.

"Only the farm boy did it out of self-defense," said Luke. "The king thought that he had turned the farm boy, but he hadn't. The king was so angry, he decided to kill the farm boy, slowly and painfully."

"NOOOOO!" screamed Jaina and Jacen.

"And he made the right-hand man watch. But he couldn't bear to see his son suffer, so he killed the king!"

"Yay Right-Hand Man!" said Jaina and Jacen.

"But he wasn't the right-hand man anymore. He was the good knight again. Unfortunately, he had given his life to save the farm boy."

"Poor Knight," said Jacen.

"But, the rebellion destroyed the weapon an saved the kingdom!"

"Yay!" said Jaina. "But what happened to the princess and the pirate?"

"Well, they fell in love and had three kids," said Luke.

"Awww," said Jacen. "And what happened to the farm boy?"

"Yeah, what did happen to the farm bay?" asked Mara playfully.

"He fell in love with a beautiful girl knight," he said, putting emphasis on the word beautiful. "But that," he shot Mara a playful look. "is a whole nother story."

The End

A/N2: Tell me how yall liked it! I'm working on the sequel. In the sequel, the two J Bombs are going to live up to their name! Expect the 1st chapter in a week.