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"Pictures of you, they're still on my mind, you had the smile, that could light up the world, now it rains...it seems the sun never shiiiiiines!"
Lust banged her head on the wall in a steady, consecutive motion. "God...make...him...shut...up..." She pounded harder with every word. Greed glanced up from the couch to stare at her.
"What do you see in him? Honestly..." He muttered, shaking his head.
Lust looked up. She had a red mark on her forhead where she'd been hitting the wall for over half an hour. "Me? Like HIM? You've got to be kidding me..." She said, a pink tinge appearing in her pale cheeks. "That she-man crossdressing palm tree? Ew."
"And I'll drive down this lonely, lonely road... Oooh, I got this feelin', girl I gotta let you go!"
Greed pounded on the bathroom door. "SHUT UP!" He roared.
"'Cause now you've got to flyyyyyyy! Fly to the angeeeels! Heavan awaits your heart, and flowers bloom in your name..."
"ENVY I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T KNOCK THAT SINGING OFF I'M GONNA COME IN THERE AND KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!" Greed howled.
"You've got to flyyyyy! Fly to the angeeeeels! All the stars in the night shine in your name!"
"ARRRRRRGGGGHHH!"
Lust groaned. "It's no use, Greed, he can't hear you."
"I'M GONNA KILL HIM!" Greed was in a fit of rage. He kicked the door several times, but to no avail. Envy kept singing.
"You know it hurts me, way deep inside...when I turn and look, and find that you're not there!"
Lust shoved Greed aside. "Let me handle it." She thrust her shoulder into the door, and it banged open.
The steamy bathroom was filled with Envy's feminine voice, singing at the top of his lungs. Lust pulled back the shower curtain...only the find that it was unoccupied! The shower was running, but no Envy!
"I try to convince myself that the pain, the pain it's not g- Lust?"
Lust turned, breathing hard, to see a fully dressed Envy sitting cross-legged on the bathroom counter, his head in his hands and his hair tied back over his shoulders with a hair tie.
"Why...why aren't you in the shower?" Lust spluttered.
Envy shrugged. "I needed an excuse to practice my singing. Everyone sings in the shower. You should hear Greed...it's scary."
"But-"
Envy grinned. "Why, did you like it?"
Lust shook her head. "Hell no!"
"Well, you must have! Or else you wouldn't have come bursting into the bathroom, thinking I was in the shower with no clothes on..." Envy said slyly.
Lust opened her mouth, her eyes wide, then shut it. She shot Envy a venemous glare, then stormed out of the bathroom.
"Because you've just got to flyyyyyy...fly to the angeeeeels..."