Author's Note: This is my first fanfic. Please don't expect a Shakespeare. If the characters seem to be acting weird, it's because of my weird sense of humor. I know the first part might not be that funny, but it gets a lot funnier. Trust me.
Sturgeon General's Warning: The writer of this fanfic (known as Staple Sauce) is bold and italics happy.
Prolouge
It was a chilly evening in late October. As the twilight gradually disappeared, five people stood on the hill overlooking the old and supposedly haunted mansion, illuminated only by their flashlights.
Mario: Creepy, isn't it?
Luigi: (shudders) A little too creepy for me...
Wario: (rolls eyes) You're such a wuss!
Bowser Jr.: Well, I'm not scared!
Peach: Everybody please stop arguing!
Mario: Alright, now that everyone knows who we are, let's get on with the story.
Tip #1
Never, ever go into a creepy old mansion, even if you're offered money.
Bowser Jr.: Hey, 10 bucks says none of you could spend half an hour in that creepy old place!
Mario and Wario: You're on!
Luigi: Wait, I don't think-
Mario grabs Luigi by his shirt and drags him into the mansion.
Luigi: Help!
Bowser Jr. rolls around on the ground laughing.
Peach: (to Bowser Jr.) ...well, aren't you going with them?
Bowser Jr.: (stops laughing) Why should I?
Peach: You said before you weren't afraid.
Bowser Jr.: Fine then! (goes off to the mansion)
Peach: I'll stay here and watch for you guys... (devilish grin) ...in case you don't come back...
Bowser Jr.: Shut up!
Meanwhile, at the mansion...
Wario: Hey, Luigi, think we'll see anyone else here... maybe a ghost? Mwahahahaha!
Luigi: ...H-H-Hope not...
Wario is still lauging maniacally.
Mario: ...Shut up, Wario. You're getting really annoying.
Wario: Well, Mr. Ignored, that would be your... third line in this whole story so far?
Mario: I said shut up!
Bowser Jr.: (jumps out of nowhere) Boo!
Luigi screams and faints.
Bowser Jr.: ...Wuss.
Mario: Mama mia! Where the crap did you come from?
Bowser Jr.: ...I've been here for the past five minutes.
Mario: ...Oh.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blows the door shut. The lock mysteriously clicks.
All: ...Oh snap.
Peach: Helloooooo! Did you forget about me?
Staple Sauce: Ummm... no.
Peach: Ok, good.
Luigi: (revives) What about me?
Staple Sauce: Nope.
Luigi: Ok, good.
To Be Continued...