Author's Note: This is my first fanfic. Please don't expect a Shakespeare. If the characters seem to be acting weird, it's because of my weird sense of humor. I know the first part might not be that funny, but it gets a lot funnier. Trust me.

Sturgeon General's Warning: The writer of this fanfic (known as Staple Sauce) is bold and italics happy.


Prolouge

It was a chilly evening in late October. As the twilight gradually disappeared, five people stood on the hill overlooking the old and supposedly haunted mansion, illuminated only by their flashlights.

Mario: Creepy, isn't it?

Luigi: (shudders) A little too creepy for me...

Wario: (rolls eyes) You're such a wuss!

Bowser Jr.: Well, I'm not scared!

Peach: Everybody please stop arguing!

Mario: Alright, now that everyone knows who we are, let's get on with the story.


Tip #1

Never, ever go into a creepy old mansion, even if you're offered money.

Bowser Jr.: Hey, 10 bucks says none of you could spend half an hour in that creepy old place!

Mario and Wario: You're on!

Luigi: Wait, I don't think-

Mario grabs Luigi by his shirt and drags him into the mansion.

Luigi: Help!

Bowser Jr. rolls around on the ground laughing.

Peach: (to Bowser Jr.) ...well, aren't you going with them?

Bowser Jr.: (stops laughing) Why should I?

Peach: You said before you weren't afraid.

Bowser Jr.: Fine then! (goes off to the mansion)

Peach: I'll stay here and watch for you guys... (devilish grin) ...in case you don't come back...

Bowser Jr.: Shut up!

Meanwhile, at the mansion...

Wario: Hey, Luigi, think we'll see anyone else here... maybe a ghost? Mwahahahaha!

Luigi: ...H-H-Hope not...

Wario is still lauging maniacally.

Mario: ...Shut up, Wario. You're getting really annoying.

Wario: Well, Mr. Ignored, that would be your... third line in this whole story so far?

Mario: I said shut up!

Bowser Jr.: (jumps out of nowhere) Boo!

Luigi screams and faints.

Bowser Jr.: ...Wuss.

Mario: Mama mia! Where the crap did you come from?

Bowser Jr.: ...I've been here for the past five minutes.

Mario: ...Oh.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blows the door shut. The lock mysteriously clicks.

All: ...Oh snap.

Peach: Helloooooo! Did you forget about me?

Staple Sauce: Ummm... no.

Peach: Ok, good.

Luigi: (revives) What about me?

Staple Sauce: Nope.

Luigi: Ok, good.


To Be Continued...