Disclaimer: Nothing is mine, nothing, except (maybe) the plot of this story. T.T
Summary: A series of oneshot unrelated events revolving around the members of Seigaku. It all started as nothing and ended up complicated. Just the usual PoT way.
YukimuraAme: This is the bonus chapter of A Series of Events. I'd like to thank all my reviewers and all those who ever read my fic. Thank you so much. I would also like to express my sincere and utmost gratitude to my all-time supporters Yamatoforever and Devilishsky especially. Thank you so much for supporting me throughout the whole series. Your reviews are very precious to me and your support is greatly appreciated. Last but not least, I'd like to thank my dear editor, Floriacharms. Thank you for taking all the trouble to edit my terrible work. Haha, this bonus fic is dedicated to the all of you. Enjoy!
Photo Taking Session
Ryuuzaki sensei: What's wrong, Tezuka / Inui: ...21..22...
Tezuka: ... / Inui: 23...24...
Inui: Sensei, Eiji has been playing with Fuji's camera for the pass ten minutes, snapping and flashing at Tezuka's direction for 25 times. Tezuka is 120 percent irritated with Eiji. Ah, that's the 26th time.
Tezuka: Eiji, 20 laps! / Inui: 27..28..29..
Ryuuzaki sensei: Tezuka, don't make them run laps right now. We are going to take a group photo, punishment can come later. /Inui: 30...31...
Tezuka: It's not that I like to make them run laps, I was forced to make people run laps... / Inui: 32..33..34...
Ryuuzaki sensei: Eiji, stop playing with the camera, we're going to need it later! / Inui: 35..36...
Eiji: Yes sensei!
"Alright guys, get ready. We're going to take a group photo." Oishi clapped his hands to get the attention of the other regulars as he announced.
Everyone entered the empty classroom where Oishi and Tezuka were in and got into their places, obediently. Fuji, the cameraman was adjusting his camera on the stand and setting the timer.
"Saa… This will do!" Fuji said to himself and smiled as he walked over to join the rest. Everyone stood still and smiled at the camera.
...10 seconds later…
…20 seconds later…Their smiles dropped.
…45 seconds later…Some were already very impatient.
…1 minute later…
"NYA! Why is it taking so long, it's so uncomfortable!" Kikumaru pouted.
"It's taking a bit too long. I remembered setting the timer." Fuji mumbled with a frown of worry. He started to walk towards the camera to see what was wrong with it.
Kikumaru was so agitated because he had to stand still for the camera for so long and for nothing. He jumped up, as Fuji walked towards the camera, and landed on a banana skin. He slipped and fell forward but recovered very quickly.
"Oto!" Kikumaru mumbled and did a cartwheel to the left, straight onto Tezuka who dodged to the back a little to protect his injured arm. Oishi rushed forward with an attempt to grab hold of Kikumaru but failed. Kikumaru landed a bit to the left behind Inui, who already had his notebook out and was frantically scribbling for nothing.
At the same time, as Kikumaru was falling, he'd accidentally kicked Kaido and Momoshiro who were standing in front of him. Momoshiro fell forward, onto Ryoma, pulling the first year down with him. Ryoma pushed his senior away and set up groggily as the banana skin Kikumaru had stepped on earlier, landed on Ryoma's head.
On the other hand, Kaido fell to the side and banged onto the frantically scribbling Inui. Inui was so engrossed with his scribbling that he did not notice Kaido falling towards him. Kaido knocked onto Inui's right hand and Inui's hand went out of control, drawing big crazy circles on his notebook. Kawamura then pulled Kaido back and steadied him a little just as Inui looked up at Kaido's back, annoyed.
"Fushuu….Thanks, senpai." Kaido mumbled to Kawamura.
"Haha it was nothing." Kawamura replied shyly, his hand automatically reached over to scratch the back of his head.
"Kaido, no more practice menus for you from now on." Inui threatened darkly.
Hearing this, Kaido turned towards Inui and saw what he'd done. A tinge of pink appeared on his cheek and he quickly bowed to apologize to his senior.
Suddenly, a "click" sound was heard and a flash of light flashed across the classroom. Everyone stared at the camera blankly as the photo was developed.
A picture came out with half a Fuji at the foreground and the other regulars at the background. Ryoma with a banana skin on his head with Momoshiro still half on top of him, Kaido apologizing profusely to Inui and Kawamura trying to calm Inui down, Kikumaru landing nicely, Oishi grabbing at nothing and Tezuka dodging.
What a mess!
Inui: (towers over Kaido) Kaido, how dare you knock onto me when I was writting!
Echizen: (picks at the banana skin with disgust) What's this doing here and why did you fall on me all of a sudden, Momo-senpai?
Kaido+Momoshiro: (turned to glare at Kikumaru) EIJI-SENPAI PUSHED ME!
Kikumaru: NYA?It was the banana skin and the camera's fault! If it hadn't made us wait so long, I wouldn't have jumped up and slipped on that thing!
Oishi: Maa...maa...we just have to take another photo then.
Fuji: (frowns) Strange...I think my camera isn't working.
Kikumaru: See! It was the camera's fault!
Inui: (pushes his spectacles up as the glasses glinted) You were playing with the camera just now, Eiji...
Everyone turned and glared at Kikumura with fire spitting out of their eyes as they closed in on Kikumaru.
Oishi: (grabs Kikumaru's arm) Eiji, RUN!
The golden pair ran as fast as they could, out of the classroom towards the sunset, with a crowd of angry boys chasing after them.
End