A/N: Er, yeah, sorry it took so long. Less than a month, at least!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Something New
By: MercilessTantalus
Chapter Three: Unexpected
Kaiba stepped into the strange bookstore and was immediately assaulted by pictures from the covers of the novels on display. Short, long, big and small. Yet, all featured the same brown haired man pinned down in several different positions. Shoved and held up against a wall, on his hands and knees on the ground, on his back on a bed…
Kaiba walked curiously over to large picture of the man being pinned down by a man with deep, dark reddish hair. Looking the poster over, he frowned thoughtfully. He couldn't quite pinpoint why, but the man was familiar, though not nearly as familiar as the odd brown haired man was.
That man…he almost looks like… Shaking his head, he stepped away from the poster. That is stupid. That man looks nothing like me. Though even Kaiba had to concede the way the dominating man's hair was sticking up seemed very familiar.
Just as the CEO had decided to head for the door, a thin man with long greasy hair came out from behind his counter and blocked his path. "Did you find everything all right, sir?"
Kaiba shook his head slightly to the man and replied, "Not that I'm aware of. As far as I know, I don't know what I'm looking for, therefore it would be very difficult to find it, wouldn't it?"
When the man did not respond, Kaiba merely snorted, "Well, I didn't really think I'd find anything here anyway. I have no particular interest in looking at the random naked bodies of strangers. I have never been here so I thought perhaps there would be a point, but no. No plot, no story, no reason, why would that entertain me?"
When the man continued to simply stare at him, he sighed and turned to move past him. The man stuck out his thin arm, blocking Kaiba's passage once again. Kaiba sent him a look that clearly said 'Get your arm the fuck away from me' but the man ignored the look and whispered in a low, husky voice, "Are you sure you have no interest in the naked body of one you don't know?" Looking up and down the CEO's body, the man added, "What if it was not fiction, but reality?"
Kaiba snorted at what the stranger was clearly proposing. "You must be joking. I would rather look at the porn books than come into any kind of contact with anyone so far below myself, as you."
The man's brow furrowed as a look of anger fluttered across his features, "I'd reconsider if I were you. Or I may become the rapist I just told two customers I wasn't." It was said as a joke, but there was a glint his eyes.
Kaiba snorted, "Right. What are you going to do? Act out some idiotic fantasy where you powerfully take someone who is helpless beneath you. You disgust me. Get the fuck out of my way. I am going back to my mansion, where I do not have to listen to shit from filth like you."
The man leered, "I could join you if you- Wait, mansion?" A look of comprehension crossed his face, "You-you ARE Seto Kaiba. I thought you resembled him, but you are, no kidding?"
Lifting a brow, Kaiba gave the slightest of nods, superior look in place as he looked down on the man, "That I am. So, I suggest you remove your arm before you lose it."
A second later, the man had twisted his arm to turn him around, pulling him close so to his body, wrapping his arm was around Kaiba's front. "Not only will I fuck the most sexy and famous man ever, but the creators of this comic will pay me thousands for pictures of you!"
He started to kiss the side of Kaiba's neck, but before his lips could mar Kaiba's flesh, a low growl of voice came from the dark, "I don't think so."
The next thing Kaiba knew, he was free and the man was on the floor, unconscious. He turned around to see a snowy hair thief glaring down at the man on the floor. "Bakura?"
The robber of tombs merely nodded, and said still staring at the man on the floor, "Yes, it is I. You really shouldn't go into dives like this unarmed with looks like yours."
Kaiba straightened and glared at him, "I was handling it! I didn't need any help from the likes of you."
Bakura smirked at him, "I'm sure you were, but I was in the mood to kick some ass, and whose better then his? I've been wanted to kill him since he tried to slap my hikari's ass. Unfortunately he took my warning not to touch Ryou again unless he wished for death, so I Ryou told me to leave him alone." At Kaiba's incredulous look, he snorted and added, "Just so he would do what I want in bed. And, out."
Shrugging, Kaiba headed for the door, "Whatever."
Seeing the CEO about to leave made Bakura frown. He had been here earlier when Jou and Yami went into the room…and he, having noticed all the obvious signs, knew that Kaiba was just was the pair wanted. But why the fuck should I care about what they want?
"Bakura" his hikari choose that moment to talk to him through their link. "You've been gone forever! I thought you were just going back to Domino for the extra sleeping back and something to read…when're you coming back?"
"Eh, I'll be right there, Ryou." Bakura replied, though he let his hikari look further into his mind to see exactly what he'd been doing anyway. Ryou liked to do it to make sure he hadn't killed anyone.
"Bakura…It might be best if you gave Kaiba-kun the extra shove…I'm sure he'd have a good time. Jou and Yami Yuugi's intentions can only be good…"
"Uh…right."
"Please, Bakura? It'd be so nice for them…I promise I'll make it up to you, you know, I understand how hard it is for you to be nice…I could make it worth your while…"
And with these last words, Ryou closed their link again. Bakura snorted I have a devilish hikari. No matter. Sure, I'll shove Kaiba into the room. Hah, that way the Pharaoh owes me one…
Sighing, he grabbed Kaiba, who was almost out the door by now, by the arm and pulled him to the back of the store.
"What the fuck do you think you are doing, Bakura?" Kaiba glared, not appreciated being manhandled.
He shoved Kaiba against the wall and used Shadow powers to hold him there whilst he picked the lock on the door. "I'm giving you and the Pharaoh and his stupid friend a gift. Kick back and try to enjoy it Kaiba, I'm sure they will." With those words the door sprung open and Bakura shoved the confused CEO in and slammed the door behind him.
"You better enjoy him and make me a copy of the tape, Pharaoh!" He yelled to the Game King behind the door.
With that, he grabbed what he had come all the way back to Domino for, the comics with the browned haired man on them, and left to head back to the remote cabin where everyone else was. Eh, being nice isn't so bad. I got some free porn, the Pharaoh's in my debt and I'll also have a copy of that tape. I'm sure Ryou'll enjoy that too. Fuck, anyone with a sex drive would.
With a snort he left the store and all its occupants. One shocked, soon-to-be-very-sore CEO, two lustful boys, and the owner who was still unconscious on the floor.
A/N: And whatever shall Jou and Yami do with Kaiba?