Disclaimer: Chocobo Warrior does not own Golden Sun. She also doesn't own Dora the Explorer, Murphy's law, Felix the Cat, or the world unfortunately. Ha! You can't sue me now, Camelot! In your face!

Core- Um, I think they got the point. Can you start the actual story now? I think the readers are getting impatient, if they haven't left already.

CW- Oh, fine. There's always something to ruin my rare moments of excitedness. Anyway, to begin the story!

By the way, at some points throughout the story, actual dialogues from the game will be used, but most of the time I will be improvising because I am too lazy to copy word for word text from the game.

EVERYONE REMEMBER THAT JULY 1ST IS CANADA DAY! ALL HAIL CANADA! HOORAY FOR CANADA!

"Isaac, wake up!"

Isaac groggily opened his eyes. When he saw it was only his mom, he fell back asleep again.

"Please, dear, wake up!" she insisted.

Isaac sighed. He just never could get a good night's sleep anymore.

"The Mt. Aleph Boulder is going to fall!" she said, thinking Isaac might have actually cared. Boy, was she ever wrong.

"She woke me up because a big rock is going to fall?" Isaac thought. He obviously didn't say that, because for a reason only Camelot knows, Isaac has a mute virus until Jupiter Lighthouse. But now we're getting off-topic once again. Sorry, readers, but I tend to go into Ramble Mode quite a bit.

"Come on, Isaac. We have to go--- now!" And with surprising strength for a woman Dora's age, she flipped Isaac out of bed, mattress and all.

As Isaac stood up from hic current positon on the floor, Dora (for all of you too ignorant to know who Dora is, she's Isaac's mom. Not that big-headed Spanish girl with the monkey and singing backpack.) said, "Isaac! You forgot something!"

"?" question-marked Isaac, which probably meant something along the lines of, "How could I forget something? We haven't even left yet!"

Dora used Catch to well, catch Isaac's cloak from the wall. "It's pouring outside! Don't go out without your tunic!"

"Hmm..." Isaac thought, "a boulder is supposedly going to kill us all. Let's spend the precious few moments we have fussing about my tunic."

"Have you got everything you need?" Dora (not the explorer) asked.

Isaac shook his head.

"I'm sorry, but we don't have time... You'll have to leave your Blam-O Man books behind.

Isaac mourned his precious comic books for a few seconds, then followed Dora downstairs.

"Isaac, Dora, hurry! The Boulder can fall at any second!" Isaac's father urged as he burst into the house. Now let's take a moment to introduce Isaac's dad, Kyle. He really is quite the pointless character. No one really cares about him. And that's it for today's segment. See ya next time on NPC Spotlight!

After a series of complicated head-nods and gestures, Isaac and his mother followed Kyle outside.

"Kyle... will they be able to stop the Boulder?" Dora (still not the explorer) asked.

Kyle seemed to believe that he couldn't look at Dora. "I don't think so. Not for long, anyway," he said. I'm sure Isaac and Dora were glad that Kyle didn't look at them. Who wants to see his ugly face? "You two go on ahead and take refuge in the plaza."

Dora was confused. Doesn't take much, does it? "Aren't you coming?" she asked.

"I need to help evacuate the other villagers," he said.

"Let me help you, Kyle!" Dora sobbed as she ran into Kyle's arms.

"It's too dangerous, Dora. Please, just take good care of Isaac!" he replied in I guess what he thought was a heroic tone.

At this point, Isaac felt that his life was turning into one of those soap operas his mother loved so much. He couldn't take much more of the drama, and so he wandered off

Meanwhile, Kyle and Dora (if you haven't figured out she isn't the explorer by now, there is no hope for you at all) didn't seem to notice Isaac left. "Isaac is old enough to get to the plaza on his own," Dora said. "You can find your way, can't you, Isaac? Isaac? Isaac! ISAAC!"

Now we shall leave a distressed mother and return to Isaac. After all, he is the main character of Golden Sun.

Isaac walked south, in an attempt to reach the so-called safety of the plaza, when a small boulder landed in front of him. "This is the boulder everyone's worried about?" he mentally asked himself. Asking yourself questions is not a good sign, Isaac. "This town has way too much drama.

Since Isaac figured that he wasn't in imminent danger, and he wsa awake anyway, he decided to see what Garet was doing. As he headed north to Garet's house, he saw him lugging a huge chest.

"?" Isaac question-marked.

"Isaac, what do you want? I'm trying to save my things!" Garet yelled.

Isaac decided that Garet was too 'busy,' so he decided to go visit Jenna. "..., ...," he dotted to Garet as he left.

Garet, who probably wouldn't notice if the sky turned green, paid no attention to Isaac whatsoever, and continued to try to lug that trunk who-knows-where.

As Isaac walked off, Garet called, "You're not going to leave me here, are you Isaac?" Isaac nodded his head. Didn't Garet just tell him to go away?

"You think I should forget these things and save my own life?"

Isaac question-marked once more. When did he say that?

"You know, you're right. OK! Let's get out of here!"

Isaac sighed. Why did he have to be mute? Why!

Anyway...

Isaac and Garet decided to go to the plaza to tell everyone they weren't in danger of a 'giant rock.' As they were walking, they heard someone yell, "Agh! The Boulder is falling!" Isaac looked up to see the village healers and some other random dude using their Psynergy to stop a giant rock from falling Isaac gulped. So that was the Mt. Aleph Boulder.

"Ugh... Ughnn... It's too heavy! We can't hold it for long!" the random dude cried out. "If our Psynergy runs out, Vale will be destroyed! We have to hold on until the villagers are safe!" He turned to Isaac and Garet. "Hurry, boys! Run! It's just a little farther!"

"What's just a little farther?" Garet asked, still quite clueless.

"The plaza, you moron!" he yelled back.

Isaac sweatdropped, then dragged Garet to Jenna's house, cursing the rocks that kept falling in his way. Isaac is a strong believer in Murphy's Law: All that can go wrong will in fact go wrong.

They walked until they found some guy who was lying on the floor. He asked them if they thought he was going to die. Isaac nodded his head, just for the heck of it. Why should he care about the emotional trauma the guy was going through?He had enough problems of his own. Like the random battles that kept occuring.

Bat appeared!

Isaac uses You have no usable Psynergy!

Bat takes 0 damage!

Bat attacks!

Garet takes 3 damage!

Garet uses Spiky Hair of Ultimate Death!

Bat takes 999,999,999,999 damage!

You felled Bat!

You got 1 experience point.

You got 1 coin.

Isaac's left eye started to twitch. One...bloody...coin... Easy, Isaac, he thought. Remember those anger management classes...

Isaac and Garet finally managed to get to Jenna's house to see if she had already gone to the Plaza of Undeniable Safety and Protection. They arrived just in time to see Felix (not the cat with the bag of tricks, mind you, but Jenna's older brother) hanging on to a piece of wood that was conveniently jutting out of the middle of the river.

WARNING:

THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH IS AN EXTREMELY LONG RAMBLE THAT HAS TO DO WITH GOLDEN SUN BUT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLOT OF THIS STORY.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

What Camelot doesn't want you to know is that Isaac had pushed Felix into the river, because he had visited a psychic who told him that Felix would get his own game and upstage Isaac. Quite obviously, Isaac did not take kindly to this new, and so he tried to accidentally-on-purpose eliminate Felix so this wouldn't happen. Little did Isaac know that by pushing Felix into the River, he sealed his own fate, because of course, if Felix hadn't fallen into the river, he never would have met Saturos and Menardi, meaning that he would never know that the lighthouses needed to be lit, therefore he never would have went on a quest to light the lighthouses in the first place, rendering the Lost Age nonexistent, meaning that Isaac would be the sole star of Golden Sun. Funny how these things have such a domino effect, huh?

We now return to the actual plot line of Golden Sun: The Somewhat Twisted by an Evil Spirit Edition.

"Isaac, Garet, go find help!" Dora cried.

Isaac blinked. How'd she get here before them? Major plothole, I say.

Well, Isaac and Garet walked to the plaza to find the mayor, Jenna, and some other random guy who had just recharged his Psynergy. Both the guy with the Psynergy and Jenna joined Isaac so that he could lead them back to Jenna's house. Sigh Here we go again... wait...why can't Jenna go on her own? I'm sure she knows how to get to her house...

So now Isaac, Garet, Jenna, and Psynergy Dude walked back to the bridge above Felix's impending doom. They were, of course, too late, for as they started to walk down the stairs to help, the real Mt. Aleph Boulder decided to fall on top of Jenna's porch and older brother. Tough luck, Jenna.

Isaac started to sprint around in circles for a few minutes before the idea came to him that he should go get help. He started to run to the plaza, when he heard two people having an argument on a ledge above him. Isaac started to listen to what they were saying, but of course Garet came running up calling his name. The two strangely colored people noticed the two of them, and asked them if they were eavesdropping. Isaac frantically shook his head no, but Garet proudly stated," You bet we were!"

The two 'mysterious people' decided to attack Isaac and Garet. Needless to say, Isaac and Garet lasted about two minutes. The mystery man and woman hopped away to an unknown location...