Disclaimer – Don't own Naruto, but fanfic is MINE.
LAST CHAPTER! Another year passes... and finally another chapter. LOL don't ask. I'm trying to finish off my Naruto fanfics fast... like D.Gray-Man? Read my newest story DD
WARNING: Chapter may contain adult themes OoCness blahblah .. this gets tiring.. YOU GET IT. YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD.
A/N for readers: I've had loads of fun writing this story, even through my laziness. This story I started hmm, 3 years ago? I want to thank all the supporters of this story! It's been a pleasure working for you guys!!
Sayonara,
Enjoy.
"Yuuuuuuuuuck I get it already. You're an item. But you don't have to touch each others butts in public..." Sakura covered her eyes.
"It's not what it looks like!" They yelled in unison.
"Yes yes, it's normal for couples to touch each other..." She was filled with impure thoughts for a second. I wonder if Sasuke-kun and I...
Neji and Tenten were nowhere to be seen.
"Eh?"
A kilometer away...in the forests where training takes place
"-HUFF- Where's the -HUFF- key? -HUFF-" Neji asked, on the verge of collapsing.
"In my bra, why don't you get it out for me"
"WHAT?"
"And while you're at it, just take it all off for me... sheesh I was being sarcastic"
"Seriously where is it...?"
"Not until you tell me--"
"Tenten honestly just do not keep asking me about it!" He snapped.
A few metres away...
"-HUFF- Where's the -HUFF- key? -HUFF-"
"N-Naruto-kun..." Hinata stuttered.
"Hmm?"
"D-Did you h-hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I heard it too..." Sasuke turned towards the noise.
"So did I!" Sakura joined.
"Hmm... I really don't hear anyth--"
"In my bra, why don't you get it out for me?"
"EH!? I HEARD THAT!"
"Quiet you fool" Sasuke snapped.
"Byakugan!" Hinata activated, "I-It's...Neji and Tenten"
"Just take it all off"
TWITCH.
Hinata blushed and turned away.
"T-They're awfully...daring" Sakura stuttered.
"Hn" Sasuke was obviously blushing along with the rest.
"Tenten -murmur- just -murmur- do -murmur- it!"
Naruto looked amused and...excited, "I have to see this!"
"Not that it interests me..."
Guess Sasuke has hormones too.
Thus, they all dash towards them.
"I was just asking..." Tenten gave him the innocent look.
"Y-Yeah well. It's irritating"
"I'm your best friend, why shouldn't I be able to know your crush?"
"Because..."
"Because?"
"I have my privacy" He glared.
"Don't be like that. Give me a clue!"
"No"
"Pweeaasee"
"No"
"Pretty please...?"
"No"
"NEJI JUST GODAMN GIMME A CLUE!"
Scary.
"She has long hair. Happy?" He turned away, preventing her from seeing his bright red face.
"...That's like saying you like Sakura"
"NO!"
Meanwhile
"Achoo!" Sakura sniffed and rubbed her nose.
"Why'd you sneeze all of a sudden?" Naruto asked, why leaping from trees with the rest.
"I don't know...maybe someone's talking about me..."
Back to Neji and Ten Ten...
"Is it someone I know?"
"Yeah..." Neji mumbled.
"What was that?"
"YES!"
"Okay okay calm down..." Tenten thought for a second, "Is she tall?"
"Not really..."
"Does she hang around you often?"
"Kind of. Yes..."
"Are you sure it's not Sakura?"
"YES!"
"Does she have blonde hair?"
"No"
"Blue?"
"No"
"Pink?"
"NO"
"Grey"
"No..."
"Black?"
"No"
"Brown?"
"..." He didn't reply.
"Okay brown..."
"I didn't say anything!"
"Which usually means yes"
"Is she your age?"
"Yes"
"Does she have big boobs" Tenten joked.
"Duh.. I MEAN... Shut up you!"
"Pervert..."
"You made me say that"
"Have you ever gone out with her?"
"Kind of"
"So your both dating?"
"No"
"Do you REALLY REALLY REALLY like her?"
"...Yes" Neji flushed.
"Do you L O V E her?"
"Stop pushing it"
"Are you two close?"
"Don't know..."
"What do you mean you don't know?"
"I just don't"
"How can you not know if you're close or not with this girl or guy or animal or alien or whatever it is you like"
"I don't know"
"Neji, honestly do you reall--"
"It's YOU okay?"
"W-What...?" Tenten was godsmacked.
"Can't you tell, or are you too dense. Since the very first day we started that pathetic mission and baka sensei and Lee came up with those foolish plans, all these fated things have been happening. The word fate was beaten out of my head ages ago by that loudmouth, but now I'm beginning to think maybe this one time fate really is happening. I'm a normal ordinary male with feelings AND hormones, so there's nothing wrong with this, I LIKE YOU OKA--"
Kiss.
They remained in lip-locked for a long while. He was...shocked for a moment there. Although there had been countless accidents and incidents with them but, this was...real. Not a fluke, but real.
"Shut up you talk too much" Tenten grinned, followed by a wink.
Flush. THE Hyuuga Neji was blushing like a tomato.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.
They jumped out of shock. There...Gai, Kakashi, Lee, Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke and Sakura stood, clapping.
"GO TENTEN!" Sakura yelled.
"I-It's not what it looks like!" They yelled in unison.
"Sensei, did we succeed!?" Lee yelled.
"Yes, we did indeed!!" They both bawled their tears out.
"If T-Tenten-chan can do it...s-so can I!" Hinata yelled.
"Eh? Do what?" Naruto asked.
"N-Nothing!"
"Sasuke-kun..."
He twitched. Oh crap...please no...
Kakashi glanced at them, and continued reading his book. Romance seems to young for me nowadays...
Excluding from the rest...
"Ne, Neji?"
"Hn?"
"Did you get to read the other half of that stupid rock?"
"No, what did it say?"
Tenten grinned.
"I Love You, Stubborn Bastard...Unusual isn't it?"