Ok, here we go with more funnies, this time from BIA 3, well it amused me writing them anyway…

Dante glowered switching the light on, "You want sophistication?" he walked to the large bookshelf.

"Wow, that's a big word for you," Vergil drawled.

"Oh look," he motioned to several books on demonology, "Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine…" he bl;inked realising he was pointing to a classic Mills and Boons novel, "Erm…that's not mine," he blushed furiously as the rest of the crew started laughing, "Its one of his," he pointed to his twin, who was also laughing.

"And you were on about my crappy romance novels?" the older twin laughed shaking his head.

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The phone decided to quiet the arguing; the twins looked at it then launched simultaneously, Dante missed his target completely and slid over the desk and crashed on the floor. "Damnit. Alright. Who waxed the floor?"

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Vergil had had enough, he was just contemplating some evil way to wake his brother when his fun was spoilt by said brother sliding down the banister, straight into the wall opposite the stairs.

"CUT" the director yelled.

Dante got up grumbling about over waxed floors.

Take 2

Vergil had had enough, he was just contemplating some evil way to wake his brother when his fun was spoilt by said brother sliding down the banister, only for it to crack and snap, causing Dante to fall to the floor with a thud…well he fell through the floor and dented the floor in the old basement.

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Dante sat in the large limo and started playing with the electric windows, the pane of glass went half way down, then refused to move at all. "Oohps," he murmured and broke the rest of the window, blatantly denying ever going near it, no matter how many witnesses and shards of broken glass there were.

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Older Dante sighed as the once empty seats beside him were filled, well one was, Dante fell to the floor with an 'oof'. Older Dante rolled his eyes, his younger self was getting more ungraceful as time was getting on.

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The older charged forward knocking Younger Dante back to the floor, only Dante just stood staring at him blankly, Older Dante shook his head a moment, "This is where you fall down."

Dante blinked then nodded and threw himself to the floor.

Older Dante stormed off grumbling about amateurs.

(Yes, I've been watching Mortal Kombat, I love that film)

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Vergil, thinking he should add to the act moved behind the older and impaled him with Yamato. The blade snapped in half on impact.

Vergil just stared in horror as his favourite weapon broke.

The prop guy at this point, decided to run in fear for his life.

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Dante banged the head of his sword against Vergil's, and they both splintered.

"Alright, who was in charge of weapons maintenance?" Vergil yelled and both the prop guy, (who had just returned from another country, after realising Vergil was not chasing him before) looked up sheepishly before speeding off again.

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Dante realised his twin had gone off hearing a door shut, he started moving but something crashed through the wall.

Well into it, the wall barely crumbled on impact.

"Scenery collapser anyone?" Beowulf growled.

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with one final muted scream she fell, but the demon hunter caught her before she hit the floor, well he intended to, Nevan fell to the floor with a thud.

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He kicked out catching one in the back, as it stumbled forward Dante jumped on its back sending in to the floor it skidded along the polished surface surfing on its back and thanks to the over polished floor, into the wall opposite, giving it a nice big Dante shaped dent.

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"Everything has its time O'kami," the hunter growled as he pulled out his gun with his still solid hand and aimed it at the man's head, "Yours is up," he shot the red flair of a bullet hitting the startled O'kami between the eyes, only the bullet went straight through him, Older Dante realised he was nearly completely invisible, "Timing, people," he yelled before poofing out of existence.

"Can we do a retake?"

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(and not forgetting the authors mistakes either)

…he looked to the hoe, his other self…

Dante: (snickers) hoe…

Vergil: (rolls eyes)

OD: (huffs) alright, which one of you was in charge of this (glowers)

Arow: (points to Morwen)

Morwen: (grins and snickers) hoe…

Arow: (snickers) the title for BIA 4: 'Hoe Today, Gone Tomorrow'

Morwen: (LMAO)

Arow: even better, 'Where's A Hoe When You Want One?'

Morwen: (ROTFLMAO)

Arow: (grins)

OD: (fumes)

Morwen & Arow: (run for their lives) See ya in the next BIA