FOX FAIRY TALE

CRYSTAL PSYCHO

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Me: I am so fucking sorry for this!

I'M SORRY! ::bows::

Anyway. Here, I give you a present as for my return. I will also update Diaper Sharingan :D but I don't know when yet.

I went for soul-seeking/depression kind of hiatus, but it's over now.

I have discovered I'm bad in making hot, slippery sexy scenes. I always get red and start laughing it off. Must find a beta! Somebody?

I FIXED most of the story because it sucked, added or deleted parts, changed and went through so it'll be easy to read and much more interesting. If you like, you can read it all over again for the orgasm. :D

Off I go, to the story you get.

WARNING: Both Naru-chan and Sasu-chan horny that means the following is included: seriously horny moments, make-outs, almost a blow-job and hand-job. This chapter also contains: embarrassing situations and OOC-Itachi.

– lemon is going to come soon enough. :D stick around just a tad longer.

Disclaimer: Characters by Mamashi Kishimoto, the genius of our age.

Chapter 8: Newlyweds

Naruto and Sasuke were sitting in the dinning room.

They had food on their plates – and to tell the truth, it looked delicious. Itachi was standing on the other side of the table with a pink apron, batting his eyelashes at them with an anticipating look.

Naruto rolled his eyes angrily to Sasuke.

Sasuke looked away.

"Well!" Itachi blinked. "Why won't you eat, sweeties?"

Kisame was still messing with the newspaper. "You might want to un-gag them first, Itachi-san."

"Oh that's right!" Itachi giggled.

"And unloose their hands so they could pick the forks."

Both of the boys were tied tightly to their chairs, and had socks stuffed inside their mouths. Sasuke's eyes rolled back from disgust when he thought whose socks is was, because they were almost green with all kinds of bacteria, had yellow stains on them and dirt grains. He guessed it was Kisame's since the guy was sitting shoeless, his bare legs fidgeting from the cold.

"But they were so violent earlier." Itachi put his finger on his cheek. "Really, Sasu-chan! Big brother came to be with you after all that time and that's the welcome I get? Huh? See what you did!" Itachi stuck his cheek into Sasuke's face; it had a little cut on it. "Look! You made a scratch on my beautiful face! Do you know how many lotions I use to make it so pretty? Hm? Hm?"

The younger Uchiha growled.

"Alright, you promise to play nicely?"

They both shook their heads.

Itachi's eyes turned red with anger "I'm sure you would." He said with a smile, his Sharingan twirling round and round.

Their eyes widen big and they nodded twice together.

"Good boys!" He giggled and drew the dirty sock from Sasuke's mouth, before cutting the ropes on his hands. Then he took out the second dirty sock from Naruto's mouth.

The blonde immediately spat to the floor and started coughing. "Disgusting! How would you feel if you had a sock inside your mouth?"

"What was that? The sock was so tasty you want it back inside your mouth?"

"Fine." The blonde gave up, still feeling like puking.

"Alright, eat up, eat up!" the older Uchiha excitedly clapped his hands together.

Naruto sniffed the food and stared at Sasuke. The other sent him a stare back.

"I said eat up." Itachi growled. They immediately started eating, shoving everything inside without haste.

"So, you two, I suppose you're already married." Itachi sat beside Kisame with a smile. "Because I don't see the rings on your fingers."

"WHAT?"

"Uh… No."

"What do you mean NO! I came ALL this FUCKING way here and you're NOT married yet?" Itachi's eyes turned red like blood again.

Naruto and Sasuke decided to gulp.

Naruto stood up with determinate azure eyes and yelled a clear: "I would never-ever-ever—"

Sasuke pulled him down under the table. "Do you want to die, dumb-ass? Better say we're married, he'll calm down and eventually leave and everything will be back to normal."

"No!"

"Yes! With the skills you show earlier, he'll kill you without even blinking!"

"This is humiliating, I don't want to be your husband!"

"Think about it as a challenge."

Naruto gave him a dry look.

"Fine, I'll buy you all the ramen bowls and all the deserts you want."

"Now we're talking." Naruto grinned and turned to Itachi, grinning like an idiot. "--- What I mean is, that me and Sasuke decided that our bond are much stronger than wearing those metals, right Sasuke-bunny?" He giggled cutely.

Itachi looked skeptical.

Sasuke pulled Naruto under the table again. "SASUKE-BUNNY?!" he yelled, Naruto hit his head on the table from his scream- But chose to ignore him and with a smile returned to the table.

"Wah, Itachi-san, even though your brother's cooking sucks with no end, you're actually a pro."

Itachi batted his long eyelashes again, putting his hands on his cheeks like a true housewife.

"Kisame, look at my brother-in-law! He's so cute! I like him already!"

Kisame nodded his head, eyes not leaving the news paper. "Did you know that the world record of the biggest cucumber was made in Konoha?" the shark demon answered smartly.

Itachi pointedly ignored him.

Sasuke cleared his throat. "How would you know me and Nar-uke are already married?"

The blond gave Sasuke glower for the nickname.

"Oh. That! Well, I was reading the ancient Uchiha scrolls, and it said that after 300 hundred years the fox will return and the only way to repent his mistakes, the Uchiha must sacrifice one of their own to marry the demon."

Sasuke raised his eyebrow and glared at his older brother; "So you decided to sacrifice your brother? That's very thoughtful of you."

"Wait, you don't want him? Coz, now that I've seen him and he's actually quite a thing to stare at… I wonder if you're a natural blonde down there too…"

The blonde's jaw dropped. The younger Uchiha went into a panic mode.

"Of course I'm a natural blonde!-" He was cut off by Sasuke kissing him hard and briefly on the lips.

"Nope, He's mine."

Itachi gave them both a suspicious look as Naruto slapped and kicked Sasuke off him.

"Are sure?"

"Positive."

"Why can't I have a say in this?" Naruto countered.

"Because, you're mine."

"But now I want him." Itachi whined.

"He was mine first!" the Uchiha across him protested.

"Oh come on, give him to me. I promise I'll be gentle. You didn't have sex yet, right?"

"NO!" Both the blond and the younger Uchiha yelled together.

"Good, then he's mine."

This time Naruto pulled Sasuke under the table. "Don't let that creep rape me!"

"But he's not convinced with our act-"

"This is awful! I'm going to lose my virginity to an Uchiha!"

"Alright, alright. Don't panic and cooperate."

They both flashed Itachi who was now frowning even harder a huge happy smiles and Sasuke draped his hand around Naruto's waists.

"I mean, Yes, of course we had sex."

"Yeah?" The older Uchiha crossed his hands on his chest.

"Yes." Sasuke rubbed his hand down to Naruto's hips.

"So how's Naruto in bed, Sasu?"

Naruto's cheeks reddened, Sasuke started stuttering. "H-he's fine-e."

"Just fine…?" Naruto whispered beside him, pouting. "Amazing actually." Sasuke felt his cheek burn too. "His ass is really tight! And-"

The fox demon grabbed Sasuke's manhood through his pants and squeezed. "Tight, huh? Feel this, asshole." He whispered furiously and squeezed harder.

"Oh, is that so?" Itachi looked interested.

Sasuke tried slapping the hand away, his face growing redder by the moment. His big brother was sitting in the same room and only now the blonde decided was a good time to give him a hand-job? Couldn't he deal with this earlier?

"And you, Naruto? What do you think about Sasuke's performance in bed?"

"Oh he sucks a little, but I guess it's on him they say; huge ego, little dick. Ah-" Sasuke pinched his skin so hard, Naruto swore it's going to leave a mark for weeks now. "But Sasuke-bunny is really good at sucking, now isn't he?" he giggled again, squeezing the dick so hard Sasuke had to hit the table with his hand and groan both in pain and pleasure.

"Is there something wrong, little brother?"

"No, everything is just, Er… I mean… Ah, Oh fuck- Fine. Everything's fine." Naruto wasn't that weak, and his hand wouldn't just go away when Sasuke pulled it away. The blonde dared to smirk. "As I was saying," he continued - the piece of slimy shit! – groping and squeezing hard, making Sasuke's already hard member numb. Sasuke groaned again.

"That you're a complete dork in bed, shy-ass." Sasuke completed for him, still trying to peel his fingers off his precious organ of reproduction.

"I'm sorry, but you're the one who didn't want to strip his boxers."

"Well, maybe it's because your mouth was so wet and tight I didn't wanted to leave it!"

"Yeah, well I'm sorry you choked onto my dick! I already told you its too big to your mouth but you didn't listen! Your nipples were so hard-"

"My nipples? I didn't even suck onto yours and you were all 'SASUKE TAKE ME! TAKE ME NOW!'"

"I did not say that!" Naruto squeezed again, afterwards pumping it twice.

Sasuke gasped, glanced to Itachi – who was staring at them with a 'O' shaped mouth - and spun onto the blonde. He was eating with his free hand. Little buttwipe. He is so going down.

"Yeah, Naruto? Are you sure that's not exactly what you said?" Sasuke's hand invaded into his boxers and squeezed his butt. Naruto spat all his food back onto the plate.

"You okay?" Itachi tried to ask but Naruto lunged onto Sasuke and bitted him.

"Aw, You bitch- Naruto, dammit!"

"Serves you right! Stop molesting me!"

"Hand off my crotch, dumb-ass!"

"Yeah, you like that, you perverted bastard? Look how hard you are!" Naruto started pumping faster.

"Shut up! Oh god! You're such a bitch, Uzumaki! Fuck-"

All Itachi could see that Naruto was biting Sasuke's neck aggressively, Sasuke's hand was inside Naruto's pants, and Naruto's hand was on Sasuke's crotch, they both fought each other off and the chair waddle and swayed to the sides and eventually fall down; they both screamed. Afterwards came groans of pain.

Itachi stood up.

"My dick, you sick fuck." Sasuke rubbed the area between his legs affectingly.

"Shame, you almost came." Naruto said bitterly.

"I hate you." Sasuke punched him, very gently, on the cheek.

"You should've watched what you were saying. No way is my ass tight, your ass is tight."

"Ha! You wish!"

"Okay, I think you two, love birds, should have a time-off in your room, right Kisame?"

Kisame nodded.

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"Now what?"

They were locked in Sasuke's room. Naruto was sitting on the bed watching Sasuke roam on the room, biting onto his nails. He looked disturbed and cute. "Let's just pretend we have sex and he'll leave."

"Sure. Your genius plans of let's pretend works just fine. My arm still hurts from that pinch."

"My dick still hurts from your clutch!"

Naruto giggled.

"Be gentler next time." Sasuke smirked and removed his shirt with a swift move. "What are you doing?" Naruto asked, raising his eyebrow. "Well, since let's pretend won't work, let's try the real thing."

"No."

"Yes."

"Don't come closer."

"You don't have any other options." Sasuke crawled onto the bed, trapping the poor fox demon between his hands. He mewled and tried kicking Sasuke from him, instead Sasuke's heavy body fall on him. Naruto blushed heavily and looked away from under him. "Would you get off?" he said more quietly, as if waiting for Sasuke to actually do it. Sasuke smirked and buried his nose in Naruto's hair.

"This is really sick, Sasuke. Stop."

"Would you shut up already?" He whispered. "Can't you feel him eavesdropping us?"

"Oh." Naruto whispered back.

"Fuck." Sasuke said a little louder.

"What's wrong?" Naruto whispered.

"Cooperate," Sasuke whispered back before moaning; "Naruto."

"Sasuke, this is so stupid." The boy twitted.

"Ah, Naruto!"

"Stop it." The blonde blushed harder.

"Naruto!"

"Sasuke!" Naruto yelled angrily. "That's more like it." He kissed Naruto's jaw-line.

"No, Sasuke. I said no."

"Ah, yes!"

Naruto looked away; lips clenched tight, face red like a tomato. "Yes, Oh god- Oh yes… Naruto… fuck-" The blonde felt waves of heat through his body. Sasuke is an embarrassing bastard. "Could you respond?" he asked quietly, "At least a little?"

"This is stupid." Naruto grumbled. "Fine." He rolled his eyes and looked away, "Oh Sasuke." He uttered. "More enthusiasm, please?"

"More? Oh, yes Sasuke!" he choked out, cheeks even more red.

"That sounded like somebody just stuck a leg inside your throat."

"I'm doing my best."

"No you're not."

"Well, sorry!"

"Fine – OH YES, NARUTO, FUCK YOU'RE SO GOOD – we'll have to convince you." The asshole lowered his head to Naruto's ear, nose touching gentle the soft skin and whispered huskily; "Mmm… Naruto…"

It wasn't Naruto's fault his body reacted so badly to it. Sasuke gasped when he felt Naruto's hard on. Then he chuckled and looked Naruto in the eyes.

The blond frowned, wriggling cutely away. Before he could escape Sasuke, the door opened up.

"Hello, little brother and little brother's wife. I just brought this here." He somehow connected a camera into the wall with a few bangs. Kisame was standing beside him, cables and wires slumping off his hands.

"Itachi! You're NOT going to spy on us inside our room!" Sasuke yelled.

"Of course not, baby! I'm just going to record it. And let's put this here." He connected a little microphone to the camera. "Whoo. All done. Don't mind us. We're leaving. Hehe… right Kisame?" Kisame nodded; all the things in his hand shaking and threatening to fall.

"Itachi, you ass- Come back here- HAY!"

The door was slammed and then locked. Sasuke tried banging his fists on the door just to show his opposition to the whole thing, but he knew there was no exit. He picked the lamp from the stand besides his bed.

"What are you doing?"

"We're escaping. Come here." He extended his hand to Naruto. "Umm… the best shot is to run to Neji's house, alright? Just don't let go of my hand, because a second later, he'll catch up to us."

"This is really stupid- WHA-" Sasuke threw the vase at the window. "You could've just opened it, dumb bastard! Whoo- Sasuke-" But before he could say another word, The Uchiha grabbed him like a sack of potatoes and put him on his shoulder.

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Itachi stared out of the window, sipping his coffee. "He's so cute, my little drama queen brother. Didn't change one bit since he was a baby."

"Is it okay to let them go?" Kisame asked, blinking at Sasuke's disappearing form.

"Yes, for now. I'm just setting the mood. Soon they'll be ready and I'll have my brother's first sex on the camera. Hehe!" Itachi's eyes glinted as he chuckled to himself.

"You're a pervert, Itachi-san."

"Shuddup."

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Neji was just finishing feeding his beloved little mutt and the mutt's dog when somebody ringed the door.

He cursed the person and ignored the ringing. "Would you like more whipped cream with that, love?"

Kiba looked up. "Hay, asshole. There's somebody at the door."

"They'll go away soon."

"It's Naru and Sasuke."

"They just couldn't pick a better timing, couldn't they? Gimmie a kiss."

"Naw. Go answer the door."

The Hyuuga sighed deeply and went out of the kitchen. "This is really the second time you're interrupting me, so it better be good-" Sasuke shoved Naruto past him and looked back from where the came from. When confirming with his Sharingan there was no possibility someone followed him the slammed the door.

"Bastard!" Naruto barked, rubbing his sore spots. "I told you he didn't follow us!"

"You don't know that, He can simply hide his scent just like that!"

"This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't come down with that stupid plan!"

"Yeah, right! Why don't you go back there and tell him we're not married, huh? You'll be devoured before you'll say hello!"

Neji raised his eyebrow. Sasuke was shirtless, Naruto's jeans were unzipped, and they were both huffing from the long run.

"It's because you're an asshole!"

"If you really want him to rape you, you can go!"

"whose going to rape Naruto?" Kiba's head popped from the kitchen door.

"This bastard and his psychopath of a brother went possessive on me; they're fighting about who'll have sex with me first!"

"Like somebody wants to have sex with you, dummy!" Kiba and Neji sent dry glares to Sasuke. "Well I do, but- It's just that… It's not like- Never mind."

"Wait, your brother came back?"

"Yeah. He and his friend are in my house. Who knows how much time will take him to figure out we're not there."

"He probably already figured out, dumb-ass, you broke the fucking window – it wasn't even locked!" Naruto stood up, Kiba helped him to shake off the dust and the dried up leaves that were caught in his hair and shirt, because of the run.

"Okay, we need a plan…" Sasuke bitted his finger and looked around. "Neji do you have those secret scrolls with commending people around?"

"Umm yeah."

"NO! Do not even dare to get those out, Neji." Kiba warned, pointing his finger at Neji scolding.

"Sorry, Sasu. Kiba's wishes are my commands."

"Oh. This is just great! It's a matter of life and death!"

"Nuh-ah! Don't listen to him! All his plans go awry and then I have to suffer because of him!"

"Shut up, dumb-ass!"

"You shut up, bastard!"

"Noodle-brains!"

"Is that a way to call your wife?" Neji blinked when a older Uchiha replica has appeared, sitting on second floor, his hands dangling down from the balcony on the second floor, eating a apple.

"Kisame, tie them!" He ordered, chewing onto the green thing.

"AH! SASUKE!" Naruto yelled, hiding behind the younger uchiha, when the shark demon appeared behind him.

"Itachi-san. I don't think I ever invited you to enter my house." Neji calmly started. "Ah, Neji! You really grow up!" He giggled, tossing the apple behind his shoulder. Neji frowned, when with a puff of smoke he appeared in front of him. "Hehe… Look how tall you are!" He ruffled Neji's tidy hairs.

Kiba snickered.

"Kisame, I told you to tie them."

"Okay, what to do genius?" Naruto asked, glaring at the raven-head. "I told you they followed us!" The Younger Uchiha uttered, throwing something at Kisame.

"Fine! You were right! happy, dip-shit?" Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Very. We escape again!"

"Eh! Don't leave me here-" Kiba glanced from Kisame who was picking his nose, to Itachi with his maniac smile.

"No way! We stay here! Hay, Itachi! You can't just bully Sasu to come here and interrupt my happy hour with Kiba! It's not fair!"

"What? Are you going to fight me?"

"You bet your stinky Uchiha ass, we are! Nobody can defeat my boyfriend-"

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Half an hour later, with a limping Neji, an unconscious Kiba and a Naruto with a black eye, they finally went into Kakashi's building.

Sasuke exhaled some breathe; Neji was really heavy, even if he only leaned on him. "From now on, when I say escape, you should nod and run like your asses are on fire, alright?"

Neji nodded weakly. "If you're brother hadn't have shoved Kiba up the wall, he wouldn't have tripped over a stand, roll down the stairs and then get up and bang his head on a shelf."

"Don't try to blame this on me, Neji."

"This is really not a situation to be fighting." Naruto sloped the dog demon gently on the wall and knocked on the door. There were silence at first, then rushed footsteps and Gaara opened the door. "What happened?" he asked, his voice giving away his worry.

"His brother is after us." Naruto and Neji pointed to Sasuke. He sighed, dragging the dog demon inside.

"Careful with him, his body is precious to me-" Neji limped after them. Gaara sent him a glare, enough to make him shut his mouth.

"We should call Kakashi. And take Kiba to a hospital."

"But he'll find us in the hospital!" Naruto piped, pacing around the living room. "And he won't find us here?" the redhead calmly continued. Sasuke sat on one of the couches. "Since we're injured, he'll look first at the hospital. It'll buy us sometime."

"Oh please. Didn't you think that your brother will know exactly what you think? He'll look here first and only then in the hospital."

"But the hospital is on the way here anyway." Sasuke countered.

Gaara sighed. "Shikamaru, please get your lazy ass off the bed, Kiba's dead!"

"What ya mean dead…? He can't be dead! I finally had sex with him!" Neji started crying. Sasuke banged his head. Naruto rolled his eyes.

The lazy ninja came down after a minute or two. Yawned, gave Neji who was sobbing on Kiba's corpse a skeptical look and kicked him away with his leg. He put his finger on Kiba's throat, went back to the hallway, came back with a bottle of sake, opened it and held it in Kiba's nose.

Kiba's nose twisted nothing but then nothing happened.

"Hmm… maybe it is serious. Here, boy… I have some vodka too… and beer… you want beer right?" Shikamaru sighed. "I think he's acting."

"Or maybe he's really dead!"

"We'll take him to the hospital. You stay here." Gaara ordered. "Just hide and pretend nobody's home. I'll lock the door."

"You mean under the bed or something?" Neji scoffed.

"Uh… if that's the best you can come up as a hiding place, then yes."

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"This is my hiding place, you bastard." Naruto kicked the Uchiha from the door and then closed it with a slam. Sasuke opened it brutally and slammed it after himself.

"Oh, come on, Naru. Where did you go?" he looked around the closet, removing a few coats and clothes and making them fall on the floor. It was stuffed and hot inside; there weren't any windows -Only a few rows of clothing and warm-wear for the winter; shoes in the corners.

"Go away, what if he comes here? I can hide when I'm alone, but together with you is Impossible, so off you go!" Naruto said, pushing the Uchiha with his leg. He was hided nicely inside a huge coat, like a kitten. Sasuke bitted his lip. "Is it hot inside?"

"What? No. What's that had to do with anything- Oi, Bastard!" but there's nothing he could do now, the asshole settled with him.

They sat in silence. Naruto blushed at their closeness and avoiding Sasuke's gaze, as the Uchiha quietly stared at his wiggled and rustle.

More silence. No one in the apartment (except Neji who was hiding under Kakashi's bed; he decided nobody will come there – especially Itachi.)

There were a few gasps and groans from somewhere. "Sasuke, you should see this porn collection!" was mentioned from afar by the Hyuuga. Sasuke snorted.

Again silence.

"Oi, bastard, it gets kinda hot. Find yourself another coat."

"Are you saying I'm hot?"

"It's heated inside, okay?"

"Eh, I'm getting you into the mood already? I haven't done a thing yet." Sasuke chuckled as his hands sliding on Naruto's body, capturing him inside an embrace.

"Don't hug me, it's too hot!" Naruto protested weakly, trying to slap the hands away. No luck. "Mmm…" Sasuke agreed, burying his face into the blonde's neck.

Another eternity of silence passed. Having no place where to put his hands in, the fox demon had to put them on the Uchiha's back.

Little sweat beads slid down Naruto's forehead, to his jaw-line. Sasuke followed them, watching as Naruto's skin growing suddenly warmer and wet.

Oh, hell yeah.

He licked his lips unconsciously as Naruto stirred round from heat and fanned his face with one of his hands. "You okay?" he asked quietly, already knowing the answer.

"It's really hot." The blonde twitted, lying back on the pile of coats. Sasuke curiously watched the way he exhaled some breathe through his pink full lips.

"Yeah. You really should cool down." He kissed a sweet spot on Naruto's collar bone. "Get off me." Naruto banged Sasuke's chest with a fist.

"Are you still hard?"

The fair amount of blush that scattered on his face was really tempting. "What are you talking about? You shit-bag. Off. Get off!"

Sasuke nibbled the ear a bit; "You don't want Itachi to find us, right dobe? Be quiet."

Naruto frowned and hit the bastard again. "No. how many times I have to say no to get it inside your mind?"

"Because when you're saying 'no' like that, it's clearly that you mean a 'yes'."

"Asshole. I swore that I will never, ever have sex with an Uchiha again."

"Again." Sasuke repeated, dumb-founded. "Did you just say 'again'…?" he queried and managed to look both surprised and annoyed in the same time.

"What's the problem, bastard?"

"You're not a virgin? YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN?"

"Who's not a virgin?" Neji screamed from under Kakashi's bed. "Naru-chan is not a virgin?"

"Shut up, Hyuuga, I'm dealing with a crisis." Sasuke barked back.

"Alright."

The blonde rolled his eyes, but before he could even understand what's going on, Sasuke sat on top of him and pinned his hands to the sides of his head. "You better have a good explanation."

"Until you get off me, I'll just shut my mouth like that." Naruto pressed his lips together.

"Oh, you've got a new method to be a stubborn smart-ass. I have just the way to break it." The Uchiha smirked and leaned down kissing Naruto's humid from heat shirt.

His nose pressed onto the body and roamed on the clothed chest, looking for something, when he did find a nipple he bitted it gently through the shirt. The fox demon's cheeks flushed in a bright red color, yet his lips were still sealed.

Sasuke chuckled, "Confident you won't let a sound out of your mouth?"

Naruto looked away stubbornly.

"Alright."

Sasuke lowered his head down to another location on Naruto's body. "Are you sure, Naruto…?"

Naruto's lips trembled and he tried kicking the asshole away, but the more he tried, the more the Uchiha used power, and in the end Sasuke's teeth clinked and bitted the metallic zipper of Naruto's pants.

He pulled it slowly down, eyes on Naruto's expression.

"AH!" the door opened, revealing. "No!" Itachi yelled and kicked Sasuke to the wall of the closet room. "Naruto, are you okay, sweetie?" he worried,

"Eh?" Naruto blinked twice as Itachi rubbed his head on his cheek. "Thank god! Sasuke, you foolish little brother, don't rape him!"

Neji was frowning down on a grinning Kisame from the closet door "Okay, we have an angry redhead demon, a genius Shadow nin, a loud dog demon and a Hyuuga. So only two more left."

"You caught the others?"

"But of course."

"I so told them we should stay here and think of a plan." Sasuke huffed. "I was just about to have him! You have no clue how long it takes for him to submit!"

"Tough luck, little brother. You two go with me." Itachi laughed manically and with a swift move onto Naruto's neck knocked him out. Sasuke gasped.

"Are we going to eat brownies?" Was the last thing Sasuke remembered as his brother blacked him out as well, and everything faded to black.

I know, I know. Not as funny as the other chapters. I'm sorry. ::cries:: I try my best. ::bows:: I just want to get over with it! Hope you enjoyed. Soon Chapter 9 and the amazing adventure of Sasuke in the fairy-tale land:D

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