If only I would learn

Chapter one

The Shadows on my memories

RATING: MA PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SEXCTUAL SITUATIONS

PAIRING: San/Miro Sess/Kag Inu/OC Kikyo; single. Nara/Kagu

Summary: MA RATED Sesshomaru Takahashi a Workaholic Japanese Lawyer with a bad run in with 7 ex wives. Kagome Higirashi a writer of erotic books with a fiery personality. Will Sesshomaru see past her body and finally fall in love?

To the readers

Please R&R and Flames are accepted but don't bitch about the sess/kag thing its obvious the pairing Not to mention I wrote it up the top Seee Giggles Well Don't yell at me but don't just say you like it to spare my feelings. Tootles and hope you enjoy

Flash Back

"HOW COULD YOU SESSHOMARU. YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT SLUT POLLY" Leona yelled at me

"Sorry baby your date is expired and I need something new" I said coolly and she had tears in her eyes

"I love you Sesshomaru, why…why did you do this to me?" Leona asked me

"I got bored so you can leave now…I invited Polly to come with me to Japan so I can become a lawyer" I said coldly and got up from my seat in our house

"But what about me?" Leona asked and I looked at her coldly

"You'll survive" I said and picked up my Luggage and walked out the front door. Leona followed me and watched me flag down a taxi.

"But I love you" Leona sobbed and I slammed the trunk of the taxi after I put in my bags

"Tuff" I said and got into the taxi

"The airport" I said and the driver nodded and without a backward glance I drove away

from my now ex wife and the life I once lived.

Ok so I was a bit harsh on my first wife but what I did to Polly was no better SO now I Introduce you to my seven deadly wives and I think their plotting to kill me

Flashback on POLLY

"I CANT TAKE IT SESSHOMARU I GIVE AND GIVE BUT YOU DON'T CARE. YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME. ALL YOU DO IS WORK I'VE HAD IT. I'M LEAVING YOU" Polly screamed at me

"Uh hu" I said my eyes glued to my laptop screen as I did some work for an exam.

"Didn't you hear me?" Polly asked

"I heard you woman, don't slam the door on the way out" I said coldly

"I HATE YOU" Polly screamed tears running down her face as she grabbed her bag

"The feeling is mutual" I said in a stinging tone and she ran from my mansion slamming the door after her.

"AND BE CAREFUL OF THE MAHOGANY" I called after her.

Yea yea I get what you're thinking 'what a bastard' Right? Well you will be right I am a bastard and I don't deny it. Ok an Impatient Bastard ok I'm just gonna tell you a little about each wife and her leaving line, pick the similarities.

Shii (pronounced She-e very feminine hey) she was a demoness and decided it would be fun to see if I could doge vases. I could of course and she left with the line "BURN IN HELL YOU BASTARD" Ah one of my personal favorites

Calie decided on our diverse not that I minded but I did mind when she took half of my money. Her leaving line was "DIE YOU SICK FUCK!" Very creative

Shenel… Well it was my best friend and I caught him under the Christmas tree unwrapping my wife. Now I had fun hunting him but it ended too quickly and he never squealed that it was me. Her leaving line was "BURN IN HELL YOU SICK BASTARD" Starting to match up aren't they..

Now that's five so six is Gabriela a French demoness and she was great in the sack, but her sister was better… need I say more? Well her leaving line was indeed "I HATE YOU, YOU POMPAZ JEARK" Do you have any idea how funny it is to have the French yell at you. I was pissing myself

SO my latest Wife was Kanna. Yep the Creepy blond and yes she was good to. And probably my favorite so far. She didn't break anything while leaving she simply said "What a pity" and left. Honestly I would have rather doge vases but no I have to deal with guilt of the next week Yep only a week. I very nearly called her but no she never yelled or lost her temper or even showed emotion beside lust and passion. She was perfect for me but I can't be limited to one woman at a time I need the range.

I think my ex wives made a club called 'let's all hate Sesshomaru' I think it has about a hundred occupants. No joke or as my buddy Naraku says 'I shit you not' I like that one better.

Um where was I? Oh yea ex's hu rearrange the words to ex's and you get…. Never mind. Ok well you by now have noticed all my ex's wives hate me with a passion……………….Sorry lost in thought. Hell or hate comes up in all those leaving words. So you see why I'm not christened. Well you are probably wondering who I am no? Man the French are a riot…Sorry. My name is Sesshomaru Takahashi and I am a Japanese lawyer. I have just over waist length silver hair and golden eyes. My body is well built and like other full Inuyokai's I have elf like ears and a long fluffy tail. I have magenta stripes on my cheeks, wrist, ankles and waist…but you didn't need to know the last one. I have a blue crescent moon on my forehead as my insignia. I have high cheek bones and a strong jaw line, I know what your thinking ladies 'Great another up himself Sesshomaru' but that's not true, I simply know what I have and flaunt it. Wow I never sounded more GAY, I am not gay ladies why else would I have 7 wives….well it would explain the reason they all evaporate. OK DON'T EVEN GO THERE. Ok so now you know me so I think I'll get to the story already but nuts to you, you have to wait till the next chapter. HA

Please review and tell me what you think? I won't keep writing unless you guys like it so enjoy….I hope

Losa love

CJ Rini