Alright, when I was sitting in class today, I decided to space out and what not, so I did.

This is what popped into my mind!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.
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"Oh no." Sasuke said.

"What…?" Naruto said, waking up groggily.

"Look what that crazy authoress did now." He said sighing
"waddya mean?" he asked his raven haired companion
"I mean we're lying together in bed naked." He said.

"Well wouldya look at that, we are!" Naruto said glancing around his surroundings.
The two stared at each other for a while until Sasuke spoke up.

"You wondering what I'm wondering?" he asked the boy next to him.

"Yep."

"On the count of three?"

"Sure."

"One…two…THREE!" Both boys stood up. Sasuke fell to the floor wincing in pain and Naruto smiled proudly.

"How the fuck…" Sasuke gasped, "did YOU get to be the seme!"

FIN.
(A/N): what do you think? I kind of liked it.