Jump City Talk!

By Strix Moonwing

Strix Moonwing: Merry Christmas everybody! puts on Santa hat As a gift to all of you who actually read this story, I've posted the last of Episode 4!

StarK: Finally!

Strix: Hey! This chapter is 15 pages long! That's the record!

StarK: Excuses, excuses!

Strix: Fine, you're not getting you're Christmas present!

StarK: What!? Er...I mean...YOU'RE THE GREATEST STRIX!

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or any of Ravens emotions.

Note: I'm sorry if I got any of the emotions wrong. There was a list on TV. com of the emotions and I used that. It said that the yellow one was Wisdom and the brown one was Fear.

Episode 4: Part three!

Macbeth jumped back at the sound of the audience screaming their heads off and as the bright lights blinded him. He swung his head back and forth in search for the all the fans that had been around but saw that he was alone.

He growled at the audience, who were still cheering, and said, "Where are thy fans? Where are thou Strix? What the heck is going on here!?"

Suddenly a voice came from behind him. "I'll tell you what's going on…" Macbeth turned to find himself face to face with Timberfox. She smiled brightly and shouted, "You are on…..

"JUMP CITY TALK!" shouted the audience, cheering loudly again.

Macbeth glared at them and yelled, in a savage tone, "SILENCE!" The audience fell into a dead silence.

"Now, you…" he growled, turning to face Timberfox, but found that she was gone. As he blinked in confusion, he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned and saw Flies with Raven.

She smiled insanely at him and said, "Excuse me! But, it is time for the interview!"

"What interview!?" asked Macbeth, eyes blazing. "I am not a guest! I am an assassin. Bent on destroying Strix and all who get in my way!"

Flies with Raven didn't look too worried. "Uh-u, Uh-u, Uh-u…very interesting. Are you getting all this Lady Isla?" asked Flies with Raven. Macbeth turned to see another fangirl, sitting on Strix's chair and writing something down in a notebook.

"Got it! Ask more questions!" she cried, scribbling more stuff in the notebook.

Macbeth had to resist the urge to impale all these pests with his sword and asked, trying to keep the rage out of this voice, "If I do this interview will you show me where Strix is?"

Flies with Raven, Lady Isla, and Timberfox glanced at eachother and smirked. "Surrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee, we'll go with that!"

"Fine, five questions only!" Macbeth growled, as he took a seat on one of the guest chairs. Timberfox jumped on Strix's seat.

"Hey! Why do you get Strix's chair!?" cried Lady Isla, glaring.

"Because I'm the one asking the questions!" retorted Timberfox. Both Lady Isla and Flies with Raven glared and muttered darkly before hurrying off stage.

Macbeth was curious about where the two were going, but didn't have time to investigate as Timberfox began her questioning.


Meanwhile…..

"So what's Raven's favorite food?"

"Herbal tea."

"What's her favorite book?"

"The book of Azarath."

"Who does she have a crush on?"

"None of your business," replied Wisdom, smirking as StarK made a furious face and muttered darkly. StarK turned to see if Strix had a comment to make, but her friend was silent, too busy glancing back and forth in a nervous manner.

StarK frowned, having noticed the absence of all Strix's witty and sarcastic remarks that she was famous for. This wasn't like her. Here they were, stuck inside Raven's mind, walking with all of Raven's knowledge, and only a couple questions away from finding out, once and for all, who Raven's crush was, and Strix was, to put it mildly, acting…..normal! She was not normal! She was abnormal! Being normal would be abnormal for her! If anybody could get an answer out of Wisdom, it would be Strix. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER!?

"Is that all the questions?" asked Wisdom.

StarK glared and answered, tartly, "No, that is not all the questions! Strix still needs to ask you questions! Right, Strix?" StarK glanced hopefully at her friend.

"Uh? Oh, right…questions." Muttered Strix, absent-mindedly. She nudged her backpack and asked, "How much longer until we're out of here?"

That wasn't the kind of question StarK had in mind….

"Not much longer," answered Wisdom. She started counted the number of doors they were passing, until they finally stopped at a large wooden door that was engraved with a giant tree with towering branches. In the center of the tree was the carving of a raven.

The three stared at the door for many seconds until, finally, Strix spoke. "The tree of Avalon," she commented in a dull tone, "Should have known."

Wisdom raised an eyebrow, in mild surprise. "You know your Norse myths."

Strix shrugged. "I know my library."

StarK rolled her eyes and retorted, "And I know that you two read way too many books!" With that, she pushed open the door and the three headed through.


"GIVE ME THAT REMOTE YOU BEEPIN' BEEP' BIRD!"

"Keyblade! Watch your language!"

"Oooooohhhh...you said a bad word! You're in trouble! Hehe!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH! BAD LANGUAGE! NOW MY MIND IS POISONED! MY EARS ARE BURNING! MY NOBILITY IS DEAD!"

"Shut the heck up, you guys!" growled Keyblade, glaring at his three companions. Grass Stain, Happy, and Fear came to a screeching halt and fell silent….well, partly. Grass Stain was grumbling about something, Happy was in a fit of giggles, and Fear was whimpering about the fear of her ears exploding or something like that.

Keyblade growled and shook his head in agitation. They had been chasing the raven that had his remote for hours with no success. It hadn't helped that Grass Stain had to rest every couple minutes…and Happy kept singing that idiotic song over and over….and Fear kept screaming in fear every time they saw a rock. Keyblade was starting to wonder if it was worth it to just jump off the ledge and die a quick death, than spend another three seconds in the is annoying place.

"Who am I? What am I doing here!? SOMEBODY KILL ME!" cried Keyblade to the sky, on the verge of insanity.

Happy didn't make things any better by hugging him. "Aaaaaa….why would somebody want to kill you? We still have a hundred years of fun ahead!"

Keyblade stared at her in dismay and fell to his knees. "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG!?"

Grass Stain glanced at the pathetic form of Keyblade and remarked, "You touched the head."

"I KNOW THAT ALREADY!"

Fear shivered and whimpered, "Heads are scary. They have teeth and teeth can hurt you! Heads are almost as scary as ravens! Like that one!"

Both Grass Stain and Keyblade perked their heads up and asked, "What?" They turned to find Fear pointing at a raven perched on one of the trees. Inside its mouth was Keyblade's precious remote.

The raven had its back turned to them, apparently not noticing their presence. A look of determination and fury fell on Keyblade's face as he turned to face his companions. In a heated whisper, he said, "I'm going to sneak up on it, and I swear, if any of you mess this up I'll stuff that cursed shrunken head down each of your throats! Got it?"

The three nodded, not making a sound as they watched their friend, carefully begin to climb the tree. Grass Stain was silent, because he also wanted to get out of here, Happy was silent because she thought they were playing the quiet game, and Fear was silent because…well….Keyblade scared her.

Clenching his teeth with frustration, Keyblade inched his way up the tree base until he was on the same branch that the raven was on. Not daring to breath, he slowly inched his fingers towards bird, so he could either grab the remote or strangle the bird in the process.

Closer….

Closer…

All most have it….

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

"AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!" Screamed Keyblade, as the raven let out a squawk and flew off. He fell to the ground in surprise.

He was soon greeted by his two dearest friends. "Hehehe, that was funny! Do it again!" squealed Happy.

Grass Stain just shook with silent laughter. Fear let out a scream. "AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH! CALL 911! HE BROKE HIS NECK! HE'S IN A COMA! HE'S DEAD!"

"I wish!" growled Keyblade, standing up. He shook with rage and flames seemed to flow from him. "Who. The. Heck. Burped!" He growled.

"Uh, sorry about that, dude…not!" The three turned to find themselves face to face with an orange cloaked Raven. She dug a finger in her ear, took it out, looked at it, and threw it away. "Name's Rude. Don't bother to tell me your names….I don't care."

Keyblade faced her with fire in his eyes. "I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE! YOU SCARED THAT RAVEN AWAY!"

"Oh….well, sucks to you."

Keyblade clutched his head and let out a roar of frustration. "I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!"


Meanwhile…..

"I'm also sorry for blowing you and the movie theater up after you kissed me, Sabre. And Wave Maker, I'm sorry….."

"OKAY, OKAY! FOR THE LAST, WE FORGIVE YOU!" screamed both Sabre and WM, in desperation. Timid had been apologizing for the last half hour and, frankly, they liked it better when Raven was threatening to kill them.

"Hey, Sabre, do you think the audience is still waiting?" asked WM.

"Probably, it's not like they have a life!"

"What about the rest of the writers?"

"Ah, I bet they found something insane to keep them busy until we get back. I mean, they are fanfic writers. Insane stuff is daily!"

"We're here." Moaned Timid, pressing against the wall, until it opened.

Sabre ran ahead of her, through the opening. "Thanks Timid! Come on WM! Strix shouldn't be too far….OW!" Sabre had ran straight into the chest of the stone statue. He rubbed his head and glanced up at the scary stone statue. The statue raised a stone sword and had it swung down on him

"Darn, I forgot about that!" he growled as he quickly rolled out of the way. He stood up next to WM.

"Uhh…Sabre, I think this would be a good time for you to get out that little sword you like so much!" stated WM, fearfully glancing at the statue's giant sword.

"I don't have it! I left it at the studio!" admitted Sabre.

"YOU WHAT?!" screamed WM. The statue was coming closer. Suddenly, they heard a loud, "CAW!" and something with feathers swooped down and dropped something by WM's feet.

It was a remote.

WM fell to her knees and grabbed it. "OMG! It's a sign! In order to defeat this evil statue, we must……WATCH MORE TEEN TITANS!"

Sabre took it from her and pointed it at the statue. "Or we can just do this." He clicked a button and a beam came from the remote and hit the statue.

Zap!

It was gone.

WM looked at the spot where it had been before and remarked, "Hmmmm….I wonder where it was sent to?"


At Titan's Tower….

Cyborg finished nailing the last of the wooden boards to the door. When he was done, he stood back and admired his work. At last he turned to his friends.

"There! I fixed the security system, nailed the doors shut, and taped off every little crack in the tower! There is no way that Strix girl can get in now!"

"Good," said Robin, "We don't want anymore titans getting hurt because of that stupid show."

Suddenly there was a flash of light and in the middle of the living room, appeared the evil statue. He looked at Robin and Cyborg and narrowed his eyes. He may have lost his last two preys, but he wouldn't let these two escapes.

"Uhhh….Cyborg. Open the doors and let's get out of here!" whispered Robin, watching in fear as the statue came closer to them.

"Can't. I fixed the security system so nothing can get in or out!" said Cyborg, cheerily. He looked Robin. "Wait, is that a bad thing?"

The two friends looked at eachother, then at the statue. They started to bang on the door. "SOMEONE GET US OUT OF HERE! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"


Back with Sabre and WM….

"Wow that was awesome!" shouted a voice. Sabre and WM looked up to find a green-cloaked Raven floating above them.

"Hi, Brave." Said both teens.

"Brave, Timid, you both seem to have forgotten to introduce me. Don't worry, I'll do it myself." Said a kindly voice. A purple-cloaked Raven walked up. She smiled brightly and said, "I'm Kindness," She patted the raven on her shoulder. "I'm the one who sent this raven to help you."

Sabre blinked and let out a nervous smile. "Uh, thanks. Er, have you seen some of our friends?"

Brave shook her head. "Nope! You, Timid?"

Timid slowly shook her head. "No. Sorry."

Kindness smiled brightly and stroked the raven on her shoulder. "This raven said that he knows where two of your friends are."

Sabre and WM smiled and looked at eachother and back at Kindness. "May you show us!?"

The raven glared at them before lifting in the air and flying away. Sabre ran after it. "Come on guys! Follow that bird!"


Meanwhile…..

"Keyblade, is that you?" asked a shocked StarK. She, Strix, and Wisdom had just gone through the door and, within a few seconds, it had led them straight to Keyblade and Grass Stain.

Keyblade stopped yelling and stared at StarK and Strix in disbelief. "StarK? Strix? NOOOOO…..ANOTHER TWO HUNDRED YEARS OF ANNOYANCE!" He started to bang his head against the tree.

Strix and StarK stared at him in confusion and glanced at Grass Stain. He shrugged and said, "Don't ask."

"Done and done." Replied both StarK and Strix. Strix looked the brown-cloaked Raven and asked, "Who's she?"

Fear looked at Strix and screamed. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE SCARY OWL GIRL! SHE'LL PECK MY EYES OUT AND WATCH ME BLEED TO DEATH! AAAHHHHH!!" She ran into StarK. "AAAAAAAHHHHH! IT'S THE SUGAR GIRL! SUGAR IS BADDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Strix winced. "Is she always like that?"

Grass Stain sadly nodded. Happy ran up to them and gave them a big hug. "Great! New friends!"

Strix shook Happy off and asked, "Guys, has anybody seen Sabre and WM?"

Wisdom adjusted her glasses and replied, "They'll be arriving in…5…4….3…2…"

"CAW!" a raven landed on Strix's head.

"Strix! StarK!" screamed Sabre, running up.

"Keyblade! Grass Stain!" called WM, who was right behind him.

The teens all smiled and let out a sigh of relief. They were together again….for now. Strix turned to face all the Ravens and said, "Thank you guys for everything."

StarK frowned and said, "Wait….are we missing one?"

"What do you mean?" asked WM.

Keyblade got up and counted the Ravens. "We have Happy….."

"Hehehehhe!" giggled Happy.

"Fear…."

"DON'T HURT ME!"

"Rude…"

"Whatever."

"Wisdom….."

"I knew you were going to say that."

"Timid….."

"I thought you forgot me…."

"Brave…."

"Yeah!"

"Kindness…."

"Thank you for noticing me."

Keyblade frowned. "Who are we missing?"

Suddenly the sky turned blood red and the ground trembled as a rumbling growl filled the air.

"THIEVES! LIERS! SISTERS, SOMEBODY HAS STOLEN SOMETHING FROM OUR REALM! SOMEONE MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!"


Meanwhile….

"Okay, first question." Said Timberfox, she, along with many other authors and authoresses, were gathered around the stage, while Macbeth was sitting on a guest chair. "Wha….."

"Are you single!?" asked Flies with Raven, jumping up and down.

"None of you're business!" growled Macbeth. Flies with Raven smiled flirtishly at him. He ignored her. "Next four questions."

Timberfox glared at Flies with Raven for wasting a precious question, but continued. "Who do you work for?"

"My master is the great writer, Seurat."

"What does he want?"

"He wants to me to assassinate the author Strix Moonwing, who he holds high in commendation. She is a great writer, and therefore, must be killed. She is the only thing his way to becoming the greatest writer of all. After I get rid of her….the rest of you are next."

"Where is this Seurat?"

"I'm…right…here!" hissed a voice. Everyone turned to find a giant shadow on the wall. It's so called eyes narrowed as he snarled, "Servant! What are you doing? Stop asking questions and destroy them. Poison them, stab then, I don't care! Just get them!"

Lady Isla let out a scream. "AAAAHHHHHH! It's a ghost!"

Suddenly Jack Fenton, from Danny Phantom, jumped on stage and shouted, "GHOST!" He got out the ghost zapper and aimed at Seurat. Seurat let out a scream and fled. Jack Fenton went after it.

"COME BACK HERE GHOST!"

Everyone silent. Saloma-Kiwi finally said, "Wow….that was random." She narrowly missed being chopped in half as Macbeth stood up and waved his sword, threatenly at them. He pointed the tip at Timberfox. "Thou shall lead me to Lady Strix Moonwing or taste my blade."

A random writer raised his hand. "May I ask one more question?"

"WHAT?"

"What ships do you support?" That author was blasted into pieces by a well aimed spell.

"Anybody say the word 'ships' or 'shippers' gets blasted, understand?" growled Macbeth. Everyone nodded. "Now show me Strix!"

Timberfox raised her palms up. "Alright, alright! Follow me."

She led Macbeth to a door. She point a thumb towards it. "She's in there."

"Really?"

"Really."

Macbeth glared at her and walked in. It was a room filled with TVs, but no Strix. He growled and turned to impale Timberfox, but suddenly a chair came from under him and mechanically, strapped him in the seat. Suddenly, the TVs came on and Tsukikage1213's face came on screen.

"Hi, Macbeth! And welcome to the Dare of the Day! I'm you're host, Tsukikage! And the dare for today is for you to spend the next week watching nothing but Dora the Explorer episodes! Enjoy!" The screens turned on Dora the Explorer.

"Say map! Say may! Good! Now get backpack!"

Timberfox let out snicker as she heard Dora speak. This would keep that idiot out of Strix's way until she came back. Of course, it would slowly drive him insane, but hey, that's what you get when you try and mess with Strix.

Flies with Raven walked up and said, "Wow, that was a great trick we pulled! Now Macbeth will never know that Strix is really inside Raven's head!"

A roar was heard inside the TV room and an explosion. Timberfox and Flies with Raven ran inside the room to find it torn to pieces and Macbeth was gone.

Flies with Raven saw Timberfox glaring at her.

"What? What did I do?!"


Meanwhile…..

Rage stood glaring at the other Ravens and at Strix's gang. Her eyes burned red as she growled, "An item has been stolen from our realm! The forbidden rule has been broken! These trespassers must pay!"

StarK walked up and glared at Rage. "We didn't steal anything!"

"Yeah!" screamed her friends….except Strix, who was shifting uncomfortably.

"Silence!" snarled Rage. She turned to her sisters. "Will you take this from these trespassers? Rise together sisters!"

At that moment, all the other Raven's eyes glowed red and they turned to face the teens. They took a step towards them.

"You know," admitted Grass Stain, "This isn't how I pictured my life was going to end….surrounded by a pack of angry, enraged girls who want to kill me."

Really?" asked Keyblade, raising an eyebrow.

"This was exactly how we thought it was going to end." Said Sabre, as he and Keyblade smirked.

"Ugh, boys." Muttered Strix, StarK, and WM. The Ravens had them surrounded in a tight circle.

Keyblade gulped. "I really wish I had my remote right about know!"

"You mean this remote?" asked Sabre, holding up the remote.

Keyblade grabbed it and hugged it. "Remote! You do always come back…not like some girls I used to date. Ow!" He rubbed the back of his head, where Strix had smacked.

He smirked and pointed the remote at himself. Suddenly, there was a flash, and instead of just one Keyblade, there was eight. Each was a different color like Raven's emotions. In the lead was Darkblade.

Rage took a step towards Darkblade and growled. "What!? Who do you think you are? Put you're emotions in your own mirror, jerk!"

A grey Keyblade whimpered and sniffled. "The mean girl called us a jerk."

Happy Keyblade smirked, "She's kinda cute."

Wise Keyblade muttered, "She's so over our heads."

Fear Keyblade screamed, "REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO SABRE WHEN HE TRIED TO DATE HER! SHE'LL DO THE SAME!"

Rude Keyblade burped and said, "Who wants to date her anyway? She's short, moody, and flat."

All of the Ravens stopped what they were doing and turned to him. Rage bared her fangs at him. "What….did…you…say?!"

"Oh, Oh, I'm sorry, let me rephrase myself…." Rude Keyblade got out a microphone. "RAVEN….IS…..SHORT….MOODY…..AND FLAT!"

"THAT'S IT! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" snarled Rage as she and the rest of the ravens bonded together to form giant white Raven. The Keyblades did the same and the two started to fight.

"Wow, talk about people being emotionally!" said StarK as she and her friends watched the fight. She turned to Strix, who was huddled besides her backpack with the raven sitting next to her.

"Strix, show me the seventh Harry Potter book." Said StarK to her friend.

"What!? The seventh Harry Potter book? There's no such thing as the seventh Harry Potter book! There's never been a seventh Harry Potter book! The seventh Harry Potter book is a myth!" cried Strix, her eyes twitching. Everybody was looking at her. "Uh, I mean. I don't have the seventh Harry Potter book."

"Strix, I know you took it from Wisdom's library." StarK said sternly.

"What! I didn't steal anything from Wisdom's library! Who told you that?" She turned face the raven. "It was you! You ratted me out!" She growled, pointing a finger at the raven. The raven whimpered and started weeping.

"Strix, I was that there. I saw you. Now give it here." StarK said, holding out her hand.

Strix hugged her backpack. "NEVER! Don't you see what this is!?" She held the backpack in front of StarK face. "It's the seventh Harry Potter book!"

"Really!?" cried WM, jumping up.

"I want to see!" said Grass Stain, trying to grab it from Strix.

. "Are you telling me that the reason the Ravens are attacking is because you stole that book from the library." Asked Sabre, raising an eyebrow.

"Uh, yeah?"

Sabre shook his head in disbelief. "Strix, that was a horrible, selfish, and insane thing to do." He smiled and added, "Why didn't you try it sooner?"

"Strix, you have to give it back or else we can't get home again!" cried StarK.

Strix scoffed. "What? Keyblade's taking care of that."

Suddenly, all the Keyblades landed in an unconscious heap besides them. All of the other Keyblades disappeared until only the original was left.

WM raised an eyebrow. "You were saying?"

"We're doomed." Cried Grass Stain.

StarK faced her friend. "Look Strix, what's more important? That book, that'll be out in July or your friends?"

"…………………….."

"Strix!"

"Okay, okay! I'll give the book back!" cried Strix. She grabbed the book and headed over to the giant white Raven.

She gulped as she looked up at Raven's face and began to speak. "I…."

That was as far as she got, because, at that moment, a portal opened up and Macbeth came flying out.

He looked at Strix and snarled, raising a sword. "Finally! I have found you! Prepare to die, Strix Moonwing!"

Strix looked at the demon that was heading towards her, with his sword pointed at her heart, and at the book in her hands.

She made her decision.

"CATCH!" cried Strix, throwing the book at Macbeth. On reflex, he caught it. Strix smirked and pointed at Macbeth. She turned to the giant Raven and shouted, "He stole your book! Not us!"

"What!?" screamed Macbeth. He got no farther as the giant Raven chanted.

"AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!"

A portal opened and it started to suck Macbeth in. Before he was sucked in, he turned his hate-ridden eyes at Strix and cursed, "I will be back for you! I will not rest until your head is spiked upon the tip of my sword. You and your friends have marked your deaths by getting in my way. Beware, Strix Moonwing, for thou hath made an enemy out of me, yet!" With that he was gone.

Strix waved. "Nice to meet you too….jerk! She muttered.

"I see you've been having fun." Stated a monotone voice. Strix turned and was face to face with Raven. Just Raven.

"Raven!" Strix cried, grinning ear to ear. "My friends and I have been looking for and…."

Raven gestured her stop. "And you touched the mirror." She shot a sideways glance at Keyblade. "And the cursed head."

Keyblade got on his knees, in front of Raven. "Please," he pleaded, "Get rid of this curse! I can't stand another five hundred years of bad luck!"

Raven rolled her eyes. "Please get up." When Keyblade stood up, she gave him the shrunken head. "Apologize to the head."

"That's it?" Keyblade asked, shocked.

"That's it."

"Okay…"He looked at the shrunken head and said, "I'm sorry."

"It's cool man!" replied the shrunken head.

StarK shook her head. "Okay, now that that random, touching event is over. Can we go home? I really need some sugar right now." She didn't notice the looks of fear from her friends.

"Fine, I'll take you home." Said Raven, "Gather around." The group huddled together, ready to head home.

Strix looked at Raven and asked, "Oh, and when we get back to the studio, want to stay for an interview?"

"Let me think about it….no."

With that, they were gone.


"Well, that's the end of this very long…."said Strix, back in her chair in the studio.

"Not to mention, weird." Added StarK, smiling.

"Yes, weird episode of…."

"JUMP CITY TALK!" screamed the audience, glad to finally see the ending of the episode.

StarK looked at her friend and said, "Look Strix, I'm sorry that you didn't get to read the seventh Harry Potter book."

Strix smirked. "Oh, I wouldn't be too sure…."

StarK's eyes widened. "You didn't."

Strix nodded. "I might not have been able to get the whole book, but…." She got out a piece of paper. "I was able to tear out the last page of the book! Isn't it great!?"

Suddenly, the raven from Nevermore swooped down and grabbed the paper in its beak before flying off.

"CAW!"

Everyone was silent. Strix's face was stuck in expression of shock and horror as she stared at her, now empty hand. Her body trembled.

StarK reached over to awkwardly pat her friend on the back. "Uh, Strix….are you alright? It's just a page, really. Not that big of a deal, right?"

A scream of rage filled the studio and many of the people in the audience had to jump out of the way as an enraged Strix shot past them in hot pursuit of the bird, shouting every curse known to man and owl.

"COME BACK HERE, YOU FRINKIN'EXCUSE OF A BIRD! YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN RAGE!? YOU'VE NEVER MET RAGE UNTIL NOW! GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Strix: A Merry Christmas from both me and StarK! Happy Holidays!

StarK: Please review!