Holy Garbonzos, this story's giving it one last heave!
CL: Guess it's not even making it to ten…sad.
Well, first, for your enjoyment, I will post the story of the contest's winner for you all to enjoy!
CL: Well, who is the winner, first?
MARSHMALLOW BUNNY! Congratz!
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"Looking for the cure for your cheesey urges?" the TV new-person who suspiously
looked like Piers.
"YESH!" Garet, Ivan, Jenna, Felix, Sheba, the Doom Dragon, Saturos, a Ghost, and
Mia screamed.
"ch33z3 !z f0r l0zerz," said Isaac. "l00k! i m4d3 t3h cur3 f0r c4nc3r, lolz!"
(But no one really cared, anyways.)
"I LOVE YOU, TV-REPORTER-GUY!" yelled Jenna. "LET'S GO ON A DATE!"
Silence. Then,
"If you lay ONE hand on my baby sister, then you're going DOWN," Felix growled.
Everyone else 'oh'ed. Isaac, for he was another type of species, blurted out,
"Pillow! MARRY ME!"
More silence.
"Anyways!" The TV-reporter-guy-that-suspiously-looked-like-Piers continued calmly. "Try the
new CHEESE-IN-TEH-CAN! Made with 200 different types of cheese, it'll be
everyone's favorite, excluding Isaac!"
"WHOOT!" everyone yelled except Isaac.
"I LIKE CHEESE!" roared the Doom Dragon.
"OH YEAH?" challenged Jenna. "I LIKE PENCIL SHARPENERS!"
"What's that?" asked Mia.
"I dunno," replied Sheba.
"... and I thank all of you for your patience for watching this urgent newslash
of CHEESE-IN-TEH-CAN," concluded the
TV-reporter-guy-that-suspiously-looked-like-Piers.
"NO!" yelled Ivan. "WE MISSED THE COMMERCIAL THAT TAKES UP ABOUT FIVE MINUTES OF
OUR LIVES! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL! IT WAS SO... uh..."
"ROMANTIC!" squee'ed Garet. "It was like, 'Relieve me from my agony, please.
I... I... Iloveyou!' Oh em jee!"
(Everyone including Isaac ignored him)
"Well," concluded Saturos. "This was a failure."
"Looking for something to soothe your aching need for a piece of paper?" a
TV-reporter-guy-that-suspiously-looked-like-Mernardi. "Then, introducing, the new PAPER-IN-TEH-CAN!"
"WHOOTNESS!" yelled everyone.
"This feels like deja vu," said Isaac, who magically transformed back into a
human. And, my god! HE SOUNDED INTELLIGENT!
"I LIKE CHEESE!" roared the Doom Dragon.
Everyone ignored him/her/it.
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And now, we present the actual story for today…whatever the hell it may be.
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"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" Ivan cried from the top of a cliff. "I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!"
"In very naughty places?" chirped a sugarhigh Haze.
Ivan paused for a moment, then gave his reply: "YES! I will touch the sky IN VERY NAUGHTY PLACES!!!" A momentary pause. "But…I will need to learn how to fly!"
Haze raised an eyebrow. "And how will you do that?"
"Simple," said Ivan with an evil grin, "I will learn from the Otherworld!" And he promptly summoned a portal.
"Where," Haze inquired, "did that come from?"
Ivan grinned. "I can figure out how to create these ever since Isaac went into one on our epic quest!" With a maniacal cackle, he entered.
---IN THE OTHER DIMENSION---
The familiar floating chunk of rock that formed an island in the abyss greeted the extremely short Wind Adept. A bird—errm…drib—fluttered by overhead. Everything seemed normal.
And then out of nowhere came a shining blue ball of light with wings. The orb, apparently a she, spoke in a high, annoying voice: "Uoy era lleh eht ohw?"
Ivan stared at this glowing orb. "Ummm…do we speak the same language?"
"Ah!" The orb suddenly started speaking understandable English. "An Otherworlder! See, I knew this would happen! The others thought I was just too strange, learning to speak your language—which is ours backwards, by the way—but now I can show THEM! Hah! I knew it was true the moment Xilef and Caasi started ranting about it! …HEY be careful! You could fall off into the void!"
Ivan covered his ears in pain. "Who the hell are you?"
"NAVI!" squeaked the orb. "Of course, I'm in fairy form right now because I just got back from an Ocarina of Time novelization. And you are…?"
"Ivan," sighed the Wind Adept Who Was Shorter Than Edward Elric.
"KEWL!" Navi screeched. "HEY! You must be my Otherworld equivalent! LISTEN! I'm glad to meet you! HEY! You appear to be in pain!"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING!!!!!" cried Ivan in desperation, before retreating back into the portal fast as his legs could carry him.
"Taht saw ohw?" asked a burly blond man.
Navi turned to face him. "Abehs! Uoy dlot I! Tsixe sredlrowrehto!"
"Os…" Abehs raised his eyebrows, "Thgir erew Caasi dna Xilef."
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…That's it.
Everyone: That's IT?!?!?
Yup. This story is kaput. But please, enjoy the return of the alternate dimension. I did get two other very good entries for the contest, so thank you both!
Jenna: But I didn't even appear in this chapter!
Mia: Nor did I!
Agatio: I certaintly didn't!
(-GS crew gets together to form a riot-)
Chibi Link: Well…that's all—
(-suit of hollow armor dashes in-)
Armor: Sorry I'm late! What did I miss?
CL: Everything. Now, why don't you go wallow in your despair, Al, since you missed the final chapter?
Al: But I don't wanna!
CL: Tough. Now, where was I?
Al (in background): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
CL: That's all, folks!
(-screen fades-)