It's not exactly like I told a lie

She survived eating the fruit, didn't she?

If someone lied, it's that dude in the sky

And who gets all the blame? Little old me

"Original Sin"? Please don't make me laugh

The sin was not confessing to the shame

Adam and Eve refused to take their half

To me, the lowly beast, they left the blame

But think about it- you've got me to thank

For all the knowledge that you hold so dear

Free Will came from this creature long and lank

Your budding minds were that which God did fear

Your own decisions you will have to make

I hope you'll have sympathy for the snake