It's not exactly like I told a lie
She survived eating the fruit, didn't she?
If someone lied, it's that dude in the sky
And who gets all the blame? Little old me
"Original Sin"? Please don't make me laugh
The sin was not confessing to the shame
Adam and Eve refused to take their half
To me, the lowly beast, they left the blame
But think about it- you've got me to thank
For all the knowledge that you hold so dear
Free Will came from this creature long and lank
Your budding minds were that which God did fear
Your own decisions you will have to make
I hope you'll have sympathy for the snake