FMA PARODY
CHAPTER 1: STUPIDNESS
Hughes jumps through a window "I am Fatherman!" he looks around his rivals office, "damnit! How am I'm suppose to make a heroic entrance when he's not here?" he whispered.
"Ha fatherman! I'm right here! Behind my stack of papers." says the mysterious person
Hughes turns around "there you are universe man a.k.a the flame! Or a.k.a Roy!"
"I guess you found my lair fatherman" smirked Roy
"I always knew your lair was 5 stories up from the outside. I just didn't feel like coming up, until now that is!"
"Now universe man you will do your paperwork or I'll..."
"You'll do what?"
"Script!" Hughes yelled
"You'll flash him with your daughters picture!" yells a voice.
"Oh that's what it was." Hughes whispered.
"OKAY! Action!" yells a voice.
"Or I'll flash you with my daughters pictures!" fatherman repeats.
"Dare you to try!" yells universe man
Universe manjumps on his desk and grabs some of his papers "come get some!" fatherman throws pictures near universe man but universe man dodged it sucessfuly "HA YOU MISSED!"
Universe man throws his papers all over fatherman, he hits the ground he sturggles to get up"it's..to-too strong...too...many...words...it's...too...sophisticated..for me to understand!" he stammered
"Now to finish you off!" yells universe man.
Universe man was interrupted by a small boy flapping his arms "I can fly! I can fly!" he yelled
Ed was this small boy, he jumped out the window "I can fly! I can fly!" But the small boy went straight down like a rock "I can die! I can die!"
"Noooooo! Ed!" screams universe man. He jumped down and hit the ground. He now had a dress on ,with makeup and high hill shoes, he bends down near Ed.
"Please tell my wife I love her"
"I will and I have something to tell you?"
"What?" asks Ed
"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico."
"Damnit!" says Ed "I'm still with my old car insurance plan"
"Thats ok you can't drive a car anyway" says Roy.
"Your right" says Ed. He closes his eyes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! damn you Micheal Jackson!" yells Roy.
I know it's stupid but I was bored if you want another chapter just ask