Disclaimer: ugh, can I ever own Naruto? It's so far away. Sigh.
Me: Tnx for all your review! I appreciate them! well... who doesn't?
Triavias for you!
Triavia # 1: What is the meaningof 'roi'?
Please don't search from a dictionary neither ask anybody. Clues will be given regularly. Hope you spot them!
Triavia # 2: How could Horror+ Humor get even better? And perhaps form other things beside those two.
You could answer that with your own conclusion!
Now... into the computers!
tomodachi10: you see I'm from Spain…
roihyuga: so, you know the meaning of "roi" from my ID?
------Tenten was shocked or can also be called thrown into a big mess thingy sort of reactionbecause she didn't even know that "roi" was a Spanish word. A big question mark popped out from her head. 'change topic' was her creative and well thought plan to prevent from being busted.--------
tomodachi10: yup, so… where are you from?
roihyuga: pls. don't chat with me anymore, go and chat with your own friends. Bye
tomodachi10: wait a minute…
roihyuga: one minute starts now.
tomodachi10: tnx!
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
And some more of those…
And more…
Faster…
Faster…
Until the sound came like in a monotone
Sigh
"Darn broken alarm clocks!" Tenten cursed the sweet little thing that wakes her up everyday with irritating sounds.
BUZZ!
tomodachi10: oh! Sorry about that!
roihyuga: time's up!
tomodachi10: NoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
roihyuga: What? Don't you understand? I don't want to chat with you!
Tenten started typing some stuff but stopped when she saw another reply from Neji.
roihyuga: JOKE! Haha! Did u fell for it?
Eyes widened…
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Silence.
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roihyuga: hello? Still there?
tomodachi10: ugh…
tomodachi10: yeah!
roihyuga: what happened?
tomodachi10: uhm… nothing important!
roihyuga: hey, I wanna share to you a VERY funny statement I heard from TV!
She raised one of her eyebrows
tomodachi10: sure! Go ahead..
roihyuga: A guy tempting to steal from a house, fell from it's roof. Called the police and demanding to put the engineer and the house owner into jail!
tomodachi10: hehe nice…
roihyuga: it's hilarious isn't it? Wahahahah
tomodachi10: hehe…
tomodachi10: hey, Pony, what are u doing now?
roihyuga: hey! That's what Naruto's been calling me for the pass few days! Where did u get that!
tomodachi10: uhm… Neji, uhm… you see… uhm…
roihyuga: wait… you know me?
tomodachi10: How should I supposed to know your name if I don't know you?
----typed Tenten a little irritated...
roihyuga: sorry
tomodachi10: Hyuga Neji, saying sorry? Is that the first time you said that?
roihyuga: no
tomodachi10: ugh…
roihyuga: Stop bugging me will you!
tomodachi10: why?
roihyuga: I just feel it.
tomodachi10: sixth sense?
roihyuga: sort of, our clan all feels things that are just gonna happen or feels things that we don't want to happen. In short, I don't feel like talking to someone I don't even know.
tomodachi10: But, you know me!
roihyuga: Who are you?
tomodachi10: guess who!
roihyuga: Tenten?
tomodachi10: no!
roihyuga: Lee?
tomodachi10: no!
roihyuga: Naruto?
tomodachi10: NO!
roihyuga: Sasuke?
tomodachi10: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
roihyuga: Are you male or female?
tomodachi10: female
roihyuga: ummm, Hinata!
tomodachi10: Hinata is very innocent.
roihyuga: Hanabi?
tomodachi10: neh
roihyuga: then, one of my fan girls?
tomodachi10: NEVER! Do you even think that everybody likes you?
roihyuga: Not really, but most of them.
tomodachi10: grh
roihyuga: let me guess, if one of the people I mentioned or will mention is correct, you won't tell me either.
tomodachi10: Yup! Haha good for you:) the famous byakugan user, as genius as ever, but I never knew you would be so like sort of Naruto.
roihyuga: Don't you dare tell anyone... I warn you
tomodachi10: I'm not listening!
roihyuga: I will hunt you down!
tomodachi10: hmph!
roihyuga: just wait and see
tomodachi10: byebye! I need to go…
---tomodachi10 is now offline---
" Darn you!" Neji's anger was shown when Hinata saw a broken computer at the trashcan.
"What did I just did?" Tenten asked her thoughts " I just made someone very angry…"
Tenten felt like she wanna die hard. DON'T WORRY! It's normal for her. She's emotional in a very peculiar way. She wanted to teas or joke others at times, but on every of those things, she felt like she wanted to die!
But.. as I said a while ago, (the narrator insisted), it's normal for an abnormal way of thinking.
Tenten spent her morning watching TV, but it didn't seem that she understoond any of the words on what she was watching.
She was bothered.
Really bothered.
That day happened to be a Saturday, exactly on Hinata's Birthday. Hinata invited Naruto then he invited everyone he knows.
At 1:00 in the afternoon, Tenten went to her sweet little room and opened her closet. "Mi-ni-mi-ni-may-ni-mo!" Sweatdrops floating in her imagination…
"A bikini?" She exclaimed
"O---kay, again. Pi-ci-pi-ci-pay-ci-poh!" Tenten smiled and took her favorite casual clothes to change.
After few moments, she was done. She didn't bother putting any make-up for she knows that it will just destroy her facial skin. And she didn't thought of once that it is necessary.
"Ding-Dong!" the doorbell chimed
"I'm coming!" Tenten quickly ran down the stairs for she knew that Sakura hated waiting even for a minute.
Tenten turned the doorknob and opened the door. It seems that no one is at the door. Then, who chimed the doorbell?
"I don't remember this story being a horror story!" Tenten exclaimed. But then, it may only be kids outside fooling around.
"I don't remember having any stuffed toy with pink hair and a super wide forehead!" Tenten came back to reality when Sakura threw the sofa to her.
Tenten dodge so the TOY sofa bumped into the wall.
She picked it up and displayed it on a shelf. "Hi Sakura, what brings you here?"
"Remember? You asked me yesterday if we could go to Hinata's party together!" Sakura brought Tenten to her sense to the next level…
A/N: ugh... I hope this story brings senseless ideas, cuz most of them are really funny. hiyahahaha, don't hurt me for putting Horror as a category sort of stuff or whatever ya call it, well, when you put humor on horror stories, they come out better!Try it! Find some horror story and make fun out of it. I always do that... sometimes, when I see picture that are meant to be scary, I just can't stop laughing at them. ok better be off now, tnx for reading my story!
Comments are welcomed!