Chapter One
Mini-SG-1

Author's Note: Heh, the final days of school down to Christmas have been extremely hard to concentrate on. Thus, this story was written. It has been great fun so far. I am writing this completely from my perspective on other fellow teenagers, so the information will pretty much be accurate. Happy Chrismahanukawanza if I don't update before the holidays!

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Stargate. Maybe Santa will bring me a certain contract for Christmas...lol in my dreams!

Spoilers: S7 Fragile Balance


PHONE CALL TO INFAMOUS "MINI-JACK'S" ADOPTIVE RESIDENCE

"Hello, Mrs. Radford, this is General George Hammond calling on behalf of your son, Jack."

"Oh? What is going on?" the speaker on the other line asked.

"Your son has been selected to spend a day with the top officers in our base, to receive a day in the life of an officer for his recent scores on the Colorado State Occupational Test. He scored very highly in the military category, and he is one of the few students we would be willing to offer a job to as soon as he finishes high school and military school. Next Saturday it will be if you are interested."

"Wow, Jack did not relay this test to me. He would love to go."

"Very well. Another officer will call to schedule his appointment tomorrow morning."

"Thank you very much General."

"My pleasure ma'am." At that, both speakers hung up their phones.


24 HOURS EARLIER – CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN BASE

"GENERAL, YOU DID WHAT!" Jack O'Neill yelled loudly at General George Hammond's news. "Those "ass-guards" are not touching me again." He grumbled.

"Settle down, Colonel. I know how you feel about well, unworldly science experiments, but we have clarified the technical details with the new device. You know that we have an alien disguised as a teenager wondering around Colorado Springs. I assumed you would be willing to do this not just for Cassandra's sake, but all the children in this town." The general spoke back in a much quieter tone. "It will be temporary. I am confident that you and SG-1 will be able to nab him very quickly."

"Sir, if I may speak, I would be willing to undergo this process." Major Sam Carter piped in with Dr. Daniel Jackson and Teal'c nodding in approval.

"Carter, why the hell did you have to say that?" Jack whined. She fell suddenly silent. The Colonel, now realizing he was outnumbered, gave in reluctantly.

"Alright SG-1, your briefing will be held on Thor's ship this afternoon with the Asguard counsel. The process will take place after the briefing. I suggest bringing some…different clothes. I think the process will alter your height and weight. Airman, please assist them. Good luck, you have a go." The general said to his most valued team as he got up, and pushed in his chair.


THOR'S SHIP

"Heya Thor buddy. What's been going on up…out here?" Jack O'Neill asked his small, grey friend as he stepped off the beamer.

"We have had very little activity beside the age experiment we have been working on. We are pleased you agreed to testing it." Thor said back.

"Well I'm not so keen on it…."

"I am though!" Sam Carter said enthusiastically as she butted in on the conversation.

"I am pleased you are, Major Carter." Thor replied as Carter squeezed him into a hug. Daniel looked nervous, but nonetheless eager as he stood beside a stolid Teal'c.

"The machine is calibrated, Commander Thor." Another identical alien said from across the room. Turning their heads in curiosity, SG-1 was greeted with the sight of a large cylinder like machine. A glass door was on the front, and a control panel was attached to the outer wall. All in all, it looked like some cheap alien device on a television show if you asked O'Neill. Wait though, that was a cliché.

"Major, you look like you're up to going first. Go ahead." Jack said to his 2IC.

She shot a dirty look at him (maybe she wasn't all the confident about the machine after all) but turned around to the grey creatures, and stepped into the cylinder. The glass door was closed behind her, and the machine was activated. A loud humming noise gradually filled the room as a bright beam of light enclosed Carter's body. A soon as it had begun, it had stopped. Daniel, Teal'c, and Jack could not believe what they saw next.