There are some songs Oliver Wood shouldn't be allowed to sing to.
Or dance to. Concluded Percy Weasley.
The muscular brunette was currently dancing around the kitchen whilst washing the dishes, arms up to his elbows in water and swaying his hips as his head bobbed from side to side.
It wasn't that Oliver was a bad singer, or dancer for that matter because Percy was most certainly sure that he was infact very talented at those to activities amongst other things. However, the current song he was singing along to was doing nothing good to Percy's mind and it was resulting in hormones and bloody rushing through his body.
"This brain will prove,
I'm probably making this up, It's true!
I'm probably making this up-up-up-up-up, woah-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Because my body is your body
I won't tell anybody
If you wanna use my body
Go for it, yeah"
Percy could think of many things he'd like to do with that body as he watched it dance from his position on one of the couches in their living room. Sadly he'd have to wait till later to take Oliver up on his choice of lyrics because Bill and Charlie were both sat watching him, smugly watching him.
Damn Oliver.
Damn the song.
Damn Oliver's hips for swaying the way there were
Damn Oliver's parents for having him.
"Oliver! Stop distracting our brother, We came to talk to you and Percy, not to watch him drool over your arse! In a minute I'm going to be joining him to see if the view really is worth ignoring us for" Bill hit Charlie playfully on the arm then grabbed him and hauled them both up whilst Percy spluttered in an embarrassed manor that wasn't helped by the full body Weasley blush.
Damn his brothers too.
He glared at his smirking brother's as he closed the door, both suppressing chuckles having just managed to embarrass the poor young man in front of his lover. Percy jumped, settling back slightly as Oliver's arms wound around his waist and his lips found Percy's neck.
"Drooling over my arse eh, Perce?" Oliver's voice as husky in Percy's ear and he found he could only nod dumbly.
Nipping suggestively at the red-head's ear lobe, Oliver's heavy accent whispered the only lyrics Percy could remember.
"If you wanna use my body go for it"
Percy didn't need telling twice as he shoved Oliver towards their bedroom, not that Oliver really minded
Author's Notes: A late night fic that I just had to write. The song is just too funny not to. Hope you like it, review, please. Merry Christmas too