Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box
Last time, on Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box:
Kirby and Pikachu found a Cardboard Box. They had fun. And they enjoyed having fun, really they did. Then they slept together through the night. They had a light breakfast, and that was really fun and fluffy, too. Then together they pretended to sail down a mineshaft into the heart of Candy Planet.
Now…
"Well, here we are!" said Pikachu. "This is the bottom of the mine shaft!"
"Yep, it sure is!" exclaimed Kirby brightly. "This is pretty neat stuff!"
"I know," said Pikachu.
The mine car had led them all the way into a secret underground cavern.
"…remind me what's inside?" said Pikachu.
"Well, we're in Candy Planet, right?" said Kirby.
"Uh-huh," said Pikachu.
"Well, logic entails that in the middle of Candy Planet, we'd find…"
"Candy!" said Pikachu.
"Actually, I was thinking of robots," said Kirby, "but your idea is better."
"'kay," said Pikachu.
"So here we are, in the heart of Candy Planet," declared Kirby, "surrounded by pillars of sugar and lemon drops and all things high in glucose!"
"Yay!" said Pikachu. "Do we get to eat the candy?"
"Duh," said Kirby, "that's why we're here, right?"
"Hehe, yeah," laughed Pikachu.
"This is awesome," said Kirby.
The Smashers at the breakfast table had more or less finished eating breakfast. They were now helping to clear up the dishes.
"Well," said Marth, "looks like we've all finished eating breakfast."
"Yes," said Link, "let's all help to clear up the dishes."
"Yes," said Marth, "cleaning up the dishes sounds like great fun."
"You men are all so dull," whined Samus, picking up a pile of dishes.
Not missing a beat, Captain Falcon replied from behind her, "I'm a lot less dull up close and personal, Samus baby."
Samus threw the pile of dishes at Captain Falcon without turning around.
Captain Falcon collapsed to the floor, blood seeping from his broken nose.
"Oh, dear," said Samus. "Captain Falcon appears to be mortally wounded. What a pity."
"Don't-a be ridiculous," said Luigi, "it's only a broken nose. And arm. And rib. Mario shall-a be able to fix it."
"Hey, where is Mario?" said Link, turning from the door to the kitchen.
"You're right," said Fox, "I haven't seen the little red guy since five minutes ago."
"Didn't he go to look for Kirby and Pikachu?" said Ness, thinking.
"Actually, you're right," said Fox. "Someone should go see what those three are up to."
"I nominate Luigi," said Samus.
"Seconded," said Marth.
"Yeah, Luigi should go," said Falco.
"I don't want to go," said Luigi. "I haven't finished my bowl of-a soggy green things yet!"
"Sucks to be you," shrugged Falco. "This is a democracy."
"No it isn't…" muttered Ness.
"Well, down with democracy, then!" cried Luigi, stomping out of the room angrily.
There was an awkward silence in Luigi's wake.
"So…" said Jigglypuff, "can I have his cereal?"
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Yes, the chapter was fairly short, but it was full of sugary goodness.