-1Bloo was mad. He wanted a pack of gum but it cost TWENTY FIVE CENTS! "OMFG RIPOFF!" shouted Bloo, who kicked the other guy and ran off. The imaginary friend needed gum, HE DIDN'T WANT GUM HE NEEDED GUM! So Bloo thought of a plan so evil, you'd say "wow, that's really evil!"

So he went to Foster's and said to his friends "hey lets go rob a bank!"

"Coco?" Coco questioned.

Wilt said in uncertainty "is that a good idea? I mean, robbing banks can get you to jail."

Eduardo spoke "I don't want to go to jail! They say if you drop the soap…"

"come on guys! It'll be fun!" said Bloo.

Wilt sighed "okay, fine. I just hope nothing too bad happens, like the time I lost my arm in Vietnam."

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Gunfire flies everywhere in the jungle. Soldiers step on mines and bear traps, causing limbs to tear off. "Aw nice doggy" said Wilt as he was about to pet a dog. It ate his entire arm. "AHHHHHHH!" screamed Wilt.

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So the four walked to the bank, wearing ski masks to hid their identity. Of course the fact they were all inhuman and easy to recognize kind of made it pointless. Ah well, they were made by kids anyway, so their brains were limited. But they had it easy, unlike the imaginary girlfriends made by desperate geeks who want something to… Wait, what was I typing about? Oh yeah the bank robbery.

Bloo turned to Coco "you stay out here and yell if there are any cops around, alright?"

Coco said "coco!" and pooped out eggs filled with machine guns.

Bloo grabbed a gun "let's roll." The bank doors opened as Bloo, Wilt, and Eduardo came in with guns in their hands. "Alright you motherfuckers" swore Bloo "this is a fucking stick-up!" "Uh, yeah, you……stupid heads!" said Wilt uncomfortable trying to swear. Everyone gasped as the imaginary friends aimed their guns. Bloo grunted "nobody move, or you'll be eating lead!" The people in the bank stood still, even Eduardo. "I'm not going to shoot you retard!" the blue creature yelled. Eduardo took a sigh of relief and aimed his gun at the other people.

Putting all the money from the bank and the people's pockets in a bag, Bloo snickered sinisterly. "Soon, all the gum will be MINE!" he chuckled "and I can finally make my ultimate dream come true, to go to outer space with a balloon made of bubble gum! AHAHAHA!" Just then, the bank doors busted opened once again with police officers. Coco was with them, saying coco in a alerting tone. With his partners a bunch of dumbasses, Bloo makes a last stand.

"Oh my dear policeman" said Bloo in an angelic voice, hiding his machine gun "you come to save us in this bank robbery! Please arrest that black guy and Mexican! "Bloo!" Wilt shouted by that offensive comment. Eduardo said something in Spanish, and most of it were probably swears. Bloo pulled out his gun to fire, but got shot in the head and fell to the floor. He got up. "Ha ha!" he laughed "imaginary friends can never die! I am invincible!" The police officers tackled him and pepper spray his eyes.

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At the prison, Bloo sighed as he entered the cell. Inside the cell was another man. "Did you miss me?" said the man "I got a surprise for you!" "Not tonight Murder Dawg, I had a rough day" Bloo said lying on a bed.

DA END!