G day Guys….
I sware I have never dreamed of having 3 stories up on I got like 2 other stories! I'm so happy! Ok some of you are like "Yeah, well I got like 5 stories" well for me this is a big thing! I'm really worried that some one else has this same kinda story line as this one and people will throw things at me… Its 40 degrease outside and I'm not going out unless I want to die, bloody hell it's hot! OK well as I said this is my third story, and I can't play footy because of the weather…whatever.
Well I hope you enjoy it -. (Jesus I ramble on!)
Here we go…..
Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh….Or "Sex and the city"
Ryou Bakura opened the door to his house, and smiled.
"Bakura! I'm home!" he yelled, putting the keys on the side table and walked in, putting his school bag on the floor and taking off his shoes.
There was a loud flush, and then several other thuds, some swearing and a slam of the door.
/What is he doing// Ryou asked himself sighing
There were a few more thuds and Ryou was able to see his Yami drenched from head to toe.
"RYOU!" yelled Bakura running downstairs, holding his hands out to hug his light.
Ryou raised an eye brow
"What did you do?"
Bakura stopped in front of him and looked confused.
"Ryou whatever do you mean?" he asked, trying to make his smile angelic.
"You're not on the lounge eating, and you're actually glad to see me, and besides that you're wet!" Ryou said crossing his arms
"What? Can a Yami not be happy to see his light after a long day at school? " asked Bakura
"No" came a simple reply
Ryou walked past Bakura and began to slowly walk upstairs; not believing any of the bull shit his Yami was telling him. As Ryou got closer and closer to the top of the stairs the floor was a damper colour and Ryou's socks were damp.
"Bakura what did you spill?" Ryou asked looking down the stairs to see Bakura draining out his hair.
Bakura looked up and looked up at him
"Uhh." Bakura rolled up his sleeve quickly.
"Ryou! Look at the time! It's like 4.89PM! I promised Marik I would meet him at the uhh Soap bar to have some cheese" Bakura said hitting his head and turning around to walk away.
"Bye Ryou!"
Ryou rolled his eyes
"First of all Bakura, you don't own a watch, second of all there is no such time as 4.89, third of all you cant have CHEESE at a SOAP BAR! Is there even such thing as a SOAP BAR?" yelled Ryou
Bakura stopped.
"OK, Ryou you see" Bakura's amazing lying mind went into well. Lying mode!
"Ryou, when your at school, I feel so lonely here, there is nothing to do. I was just trying to find some fun without murdering the Pharaoh" Bakura said closing his eyes and crossing his arms
Ryou felt a jolt of sympathy through him
"Then why didn't you tell me Bakura? "
Bakura put his hand on his head dramatically
"Because! I know my light has much more important things to do than look after little old me" he said slouching
Ryou felt horrible
"Oh Bakura, I didn't know you felt that way" he said sighing
Bakura turned around and smiled evilly
/Is the Pharaoh's light as dumb as this/ he asked himself
"NO ITS OK RYOU!" he said tragically beginning to walk out the door.
Ryou sighed as he ran down the stairs, an idea popping in to his head.
"I got it!" Ryou said smiling and walking up to Bakura who had put spit on his face to make it look like he had been crying.
"What?"
"Close your eyes, your never going to be bored again"…
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Ryou smiled
"Ok you can open your eyes" he said happily
"What's that fucked up smell? And why is it so loud in here!" asked Bakura slowly talking his hands off his eyes.
As he opened his eyes and freaked.
Ryou smiled
"It's a pet store Kura! You can choose a pet, that way you won't be bored and destroy my house while I'm at school!" he said smiling.
Bakura looked at him
"You're kidding right?" he said
Ryou shook his head
"It's a great idea, you can teach it to do tricks!" Ryou said smiling "And even protect the house from anyone breaking in!"
"Oh nononn, look I saw this on "Sex and the City" the guy wanted to get a puppy before they had a baby! You'll want a baby next wont you?" Bakura yelled
Several people in the store looked at the two white haired boys.
Ryou hit his head.
"I can't have babies Bakura" he said quietly
Bakura looked at him.
"You can do anything if you believe in it!" he said smiling
"Walt Disney movies" Ryou mumbled to himself
Bakura looked around at all the different animals
"Well I guess a pet isn't THAT bad an idea. Just don't expect me to clean after it, or feed it, or play with it, or brush it"
Ryou got mad
"THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF GETTING A PET!" Ryou yelled
Bakura huffed
"Fine"
And began to walk around.
"Hum hum hum, looking for a pet, for my tum tum tum" Bakura sang to himself as he walk past the mice section.
Ryou walked up to the man at the register.
"Uh excuse me?" Ryou said
"Can I help you?" he asked'
"Yes I'm looking for a pet for my uhh. Brother." Ryou said smiling
The man nodded
"Can you describe your brother?"
Ryou smiled
"Well he isn't really reliable; we need something that is strong….
Bakura looked through the glass at the tadpole.
"Why in Ra's name do they look so familiar?" he asked himself.
He walked on to hear a croaky voice.
"Ahhh! Polly wants a cracker!" came a yell
Bakura turned around to see a white cockatoo.
"Who's Polly?" asked Bakura to the bird
"AHH, Polly wants a cracker!" it said again
"WELL IF YOU TELL ME WHO POLLY IS ILL GIVE HIM A FUCKING CRACKER!" Bakura yelled angrily.
"And it has to be independent" Finished Ryou
The man sighed
"Kid, the only thing I can think of that comes close to what you need is a cockroach, it's said that can survive through nuclear blasts" he said
"Bakura has big feet" Ryou said sighing.
…
Bakura smiled at the cockatoo
"Can you say, I'm the pharaoh and I'm a snot nose bastard with spiky hair?"
The bird looked at him
"Pharaoh, snot nose bastard, spiky hair"
Bakura clapped his hands
"Ok now can you say..."RYOU GET ME A ROOT BEER?
"Ahhh! Ryou, get me root beer!" came a reply
Bakura smiled
"I think I found my pet"
Ryou was looking for Bakura through the many boxes of animals. Ryou walked past the puppy pen and sighed
"Naww aren't they so cute!" he said looking at them all.
He knelt down and put out his hands for it to be licked by one of the cutest puppies he had ever seen.
"NAW!" Ryou said his eyes all sparkly.
He picked it up.
"Come one, your coming home with me"
Bakura looked around
"I'm going to get this chicken!" he said smiling at the bird
He looked around for a leash to put the bird on.
"RYOU! I FOUND WHAT I WANT!"
A man came around
"Sir, have you found what you want?" asked the same man at the register
"Yeah! How much for the chicken?" asked Bakura looking at him
The man looked confused and then remembered some of the things that Ryou had said about Bakura
"The cockatoo is $67 dollars" he said
Bakura nodded.
Ryou came around the corner with the puppy in his hands and stopped.
"Bakura, you want a cockatoo?"
Bakura nodded
"Yeah the chicken!" he said smiling
Ryou sighed
"But Bakura, I want to get the puppy look at it!" Ryou put the puppy on the floor. It was white with brown spots. The breed was Cavalier King Charles. It had a brown spot on its head, and one on its eye. Its eyes were black and oh so cute! And its tail was so tiny!
A/N: If you have seen "Lady and the trap" it's the same breed of dog as the girl one.
"It's a hot dog?" Bakura asked raising an eyebrow
"It's adorable!" Ryou said smiling
Bakura sighed
"But I want the chicken!" he said in a moan.
Ryou sighed
"OK Bakura, if that's what makes you happy" he said pouting.
Bakura looked at the parrot.
/Chicken or Light, Chicken or light, Chicken or light. Well the chicken repeats anything I say, but Ryou feeds me. But if I'm hungry ill just eat the chicken! …But then I won't have a pet and Ryou will get grumpy./
"Ryou" Bakura said suddenly
Ryou turned around
"Ok we will get the hot dog" Bakura said sighing
'OH BAKURA THANKYOU!" Ryou said hugging him.
…ON the way home.
Bakura held the puppy in his hands as Ryou undone the leash. The puppy licking Bakura's face
"GROSE FRENCH KISSING!" he said yelling at the dog
"Bad hot dog!" he said annoyed
Ryou smiled
"Naww Bakura you look adorable! Holding the puppy so close" Ryou said smiling
Bakura rolled his eyes
"Yeah, yeah, rub it in"
Ryou smiled
"Bakura is going to be great you can teach it tricks and even how to bark and attack people, but not this dog."
Bakura's mind went into imaginary mode. With the puppy attacking the stick figured Pharaoh! Blood and guts were going everywhere and Bakura standing there laughing.
Bakura shook his head and an evil smile came across his face.
"You know what Ryou, having this hot dog as a pet might not be such a bad idea after all"
Done! Well there it is the first chapter. Please don't bag me out! Basically Bakura is going to try and teach the dog to kill the pharaoh! Please review! And ill update as soon as I can -. Sorry if it sucked!
Again please review
Cheers
Brookers