Disclamer: i dont own inuyasha, the fan mail you might send me, or even the idea! cry I dont own anything! Wait Iown myself!Yay!
This is my first fanfic! Plz be nice! I got the idea from Foamy the squirrel!
Inuyasha Fan mail!
Inu: hi! I'm inuyasha!
Midget-fan1: and I'm……well you should know unless your dumb.
Inu: im doing this because all the fan mail you idiots have sent me!
Midget-fan1: and now your going to respond right?
Inu; hell n-
I take out an axe
Inu: sure! Why not! I mean its already here!
I put away the axe
Midget-fan1: that's better
Inu: ok! First letter
DearInuyasha,
I like what your doing! Its good! I have troubles. Can you help me
Signed,
anonymous
Inu: ooookk
Dear loser,
What the hell is wrong with you! Im not writing some stupid advice page! This is fan mail! Got that! Next time read before you do! And how am I going to sent this to you if you put anonymous! Seriously think loser!
go away loser,
Inuyasha
Midget-fan1: that wasn't very nice
Inu: am I here to be nice? NO!
Inu: ok next letter
Dear Inuyasha,
I love your show! I watch it everyday! WHY CANT YOU SEE THAT KAGOME IS CHEATING ON YOU! SHE SHOULD BURN IN HELL! Calm down... Breath in... Breath out. plz cut Kagome out of the show!
A Friend,
Kagomemustburninhell28462862194735
Inu:What!peoplewatch me on TV! well i thought i saw cameras when i was taking a dump.
people start laughing out of nowhere
Inu:noooooo! maybe if i respond they will stop!
dear person who watches me take a dump,
What the hell are you talking about! What TV show!And if I had the power to cut Kagome out of the show, I would have already! She's anoying! oh...and take medication! Crazy lady!
You burn in hell,
Inuyasha
Inu: finally! only a few more left!
Midgetfan1: dont worry! I'll pay people to write more fanmail!
Inu: Nooooooooooooooo! ok next letter (this next letter is not mine! got off Foamy)
Dear Inuyasha,
Dude can I see kagome naked
from,
Sexykagome333
Inu:What the hell! she's mine loser!
dear homosextual idiot,
what the hell is wrong with you! you want to see a fictional character naked! what the hell! she dosnt exsist! you a tipical Miroku!
Burn in hell with Kagomemustburninhell28462862194735,
Inuyasha
Inu: yay! thers no more fan mail!
Midgetfan1 comes in with a garbage truck full of fanmail
Midgetfan1: look what I found!
Inu: thats it!
Inu takes out a match and burns all the fanmail
Inu: HA HA HA BURN! BURN!
Midgetfan1:ooooook.maybe you need medication. Oh well! Send some fan mail so I can write!
Inu: nooooooooo!
Midgetfan1: yes! send lots and lots! press that pritty purple button! you know you want to!