Me- Welcome to the final installment of The Insane World of HP. If you wish to make a donation to the help-Strangly-find-a-life foundation, press the number 2 on your keyboard. If you would like to send a conviction notice (if you know where I live) press 4. If you would like to burn me with an insult, or fire, or some sort of combustible substance, press 10.
Snape- 10 isn't a number on the keyboard.
Me- yes it is. (points to it)
Snape- How did that get there?
Me- (rolls eyes) Haven't you seen a keyboard before.
Snape- Yes! But that isn't supposed to be there! Two digit numbers are created by typing in each individual number.
Me- pssh. Each individual number? HA! How ridiculous, what ever gave you that idea?
Snape- (sigh) Why am I even talking to you?
Me- No clue. Here is the last chap, chum. Chappy chum. eh chap? Chummy chap chap.
Snape- Will you desist?
Me- eh?
Snape- Stop. Cease. Withdraw. Quit.
Me- ok ok.
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(The beginning paragraph is from the previous chapter)
In case thing weren't weird enough, Snape (the giant potato), rolled into the great hall. Everyone started at him, and then stared at the new person who suddenly appeared on the Hufflepuff table.
It was Voldemort.
"MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAAAAA! At last I have you, Harry Potter!" Voldemort said as he pointed his wand at Harry.
Harry's puppet said, "It's not very nice to point."
Voldemort stared.
Ron stared.
Dumbledore stared, and then suddenly said, "Let's have a bar-b-que!"
Voldemort blinked, shut his brain off, and then tried to think.
On the Moon-
"Not again. What about this one?"
In the Great Hall-
Voldemort felt strange, he felt bigger, and heavier.
He looked down, and saw four white and black legs.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Voldemort was a cow.
Dumbledore, in his apron and chief's hat, started to sharpen his knives.
"Obe-Ron, if you'll do the honors."
Obe-Ron nodded, waved his hand, and Voldemort turned into a plate of hamburgers.
"But wait!" Said Harry's puppet. "Something's missing."
They all looked to Potato Snape.
Obe-Ron waved his hand, and Snape turned into a plate of French fries.
"Hooray!" Everyone said, while they all enjoyed a bar-b-que.
On the Moon-
"Remember children, never shut your brain off, unless you don't plan on thinking."
The End
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Me- Well, there you have it.
Snape- That sucked.
Me- hurrumph. Well if you didn't like it you needn't say so. That's just a waste of life and isn't pleasant.
Snape- I'm not being pleasant, I'm being truthful.
Me- Or disdainful.
Snape- Same difference.
Me- Aren't you going to reveal what was inside your head?
Snape- Eventually.
Me- Why not now?
Snape- ok. I saw cheese.
Me- (gasp) I knew it.
Snape- Sure.
Me- Thank you persons for reading my story. I wrote it for a friend's birthday and it was rather rushed, so if thereare some misspellings I am most sorry. I wrote it in about two days. (nervous laugh) Sooo...yes. That's about it.
Eventually I will start posting the sequel, but for now I must bid you adou.