"Man…the Corrs rock…"

"SOUL!"

"AAAAAAAA!"

Soul falls off of his chair, his extremely heavy Md stays on the desk. Soul starts to choke on the wire

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"I think hes choking…"

"Who said that?"

Mewtwo looks around for whoever it is that said the previous line. Ok the line before the previous line. He notices Evil Cassidy and drops on the floor in aw. [A/N: No, I sure as hell am not hitting on her. She asked for Mewtwo to drool over her, so there you have it…]

Soul's face turns a multitude of colors including: blue, green, magenta, green and yellow stripes, checks…

"Wow…I didn't know you humans could do that…"

"Shuddup you stupid cat, and help me untangle the wire"

Evil manages to get Soul out of the wire.

"Shit Cass couldn't you do that earlier?"

"Sorry…"

"Anyways…Mewtwo…what was important enough for you to make me choke on my MD wire?"

"Well…can I use your bathroom…?"

"* Sigh* across the hall, to the left"

"Ey Soul?"

"Yup?"

"Are we EVER gonna do that poke matrix thing?"

"I still need a couple dozen people…so no."

"Damn"

"Ya. And Brock is dead, so is Ash, and Misty's corpse is somewhere over there"

"Gruesome."

"Target practice."

"Even more gruesome…"

"Whateva. "

"Why don't you get Tracy to work with us?"

Soul grabs an assault rifle, which was on his desk and points it at Cass

"You really want me to fill you with lead don't'ch'a?"

"Sorry"

"Yah yah… now…what can we do?"

"Do something else?"

"Keep talkin'."

"Alright. We could um…um…"

"Yes?"

"Like I said in my profile, I feel like my brain has been eaten up by a victreebell."

"((Whispering)) That explains your fics…"

"I HEARD THAT!"

"Heard what?"

"Forget it. What could we do…"

"Well…you could start by answering me this: Why is it that when you did your "Tracy Hunting Season" thing lots of people joined, and with me noone did."

"I joined."
"Absolutely noone! This is an outrage!"

"Orca Blue joined."

"Oh cut the crap, I don't even know if Orca Blue is a he or a she, "he" never published a single fic!"

"Hm…"

Mewtwo comes back running in

"I'm back. ((To Evil Cassidy)) my sweet goddess…"

"I'm flattered…"

"And I, my princess, am in love…"

"And I, am going to be sick."

[A/N Hehe Evil is gonna kill me for all this…sorry Cass, but you did ask for it! If you want me to change it just mail me…]

"Oh come on Soul…the feline is kinda cute when he's like this…"

"And I'm a holy man."

"Whatever…"

"Oh please, my dear let me roam and cherish the soil you have blessed with your presence…"

"Ok now your overdoing it cat…"

Soul smiles, lifts his assault rifle, aims at Mewtwo's head, notices Evil is looking at him and is shaking her head from side to side and puts the rifle down again.

" * Sigh * you're no fun Cass."

"Sorry."

"Oh please, just one push of the trigger? PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE?!"

"NO!"

"Is this man bothering you my lovely desert flower?"

Evil Cassidy grabs the assault rifle from Soul's hands and shoots Mewtwo.

"Aw…I wanted to do that…um Cass…you can stop now…he…he's a big smoking pile, cut it out…your wasting my ammo…"

"I can't stop my finger is stuck…!"

" * Sigh * "

Soul's elder brother, Darkmoon, appears in the middle of the room thanks to the magic of fanfiction.

"Where am I?"

"Oh come on! When you have to watch TV you always come up here instead of watching downstairs, and when you teleport into my room you don't even recognize it? Grrr…"

"Well…yeah…why is it there are pokemon characters and…eww…corpses…in your room…?"

"Welcome to my world…"

"Uhoh."

"Don't worry, I just need people for my fic…welcome aboard."

"But…NO!"

"Oh come on…you like the matrix!"

"But I don't like you!"

"Ok that was not nice."

"Well…let me out of here!"

"Sheesh, use the door dumbass!"

"Oh right…"

Darkmoon runs out

"What the hell was that?!"

"My bro."

"Why was he here?"

"Forgot."

"Ok."

"Alright."

Mini Hunter walks into the room

"KITTY!"

Soul hits Cass

"MY kitty."

"Mraow. HI! I'm mini hunter, Soul's cat. I don't know why I'm in here, but while I am, let me tell you Soul's plans on his next fics."

"Who translated?"

"Dunno. Anyway…you wouldn't really do that would you cat?"

"miao. Course I would. Now Soul is in the middle of a writer's block, but he still is going to write. In his next fic, Soul is going to be cursed by Agatha, and will become a pokemon…"

"DIIIIE! STUPID CAT!"

Soul grabs mini hunter by the tail and throws him out the window.

"That was mean Soul."

"Don't worry, we're on the first floor."

TO BE CONTINUED…

AAAAA! PEOPLE! HI. NOW I'M PISSED. 3 CHAPTERS AND STILL ONLY TWO PEOPLE JOINED. NOW, I PROBABLY HATE YOU, AND YOU ALL DEFINITELY HATE ME, BUT LETS TRY TO GET ALONG ALRIGHT? THANK YOU. HERE ARE THE ROLES STILL AVAILABLE: