Disclaimer: If I really owned him, do you think I would be wasting my life writing this worthless crap! I don't think so!

We have all wondered the question… now I'm answering it!

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The bone chilling air encircled the small village, all of its occupants shivering from its presence. Inu no Taisho is sitting on a hill with his three swords and countless different types of armor latched onto his persona. He is barely affected by the cold, and neither is his son, Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru's long silver tresses flow in the breeze with grace and deviancy. He is wearing a kimono with pink flourishes on the bottom of the sleeve lengths, and has two dark purple stripes on his cheeks accompanied by a moon on his forehead. The coldness of his golden eyes was the complete opposite of those of his father. His eyes were a dark gold and full of, what some call it, emotion. Sesshomaru's were a lighter shade of gold, cold and emotionless; just like his mother's.

Sesshomaru's voice was cold, monotonous and dull; he spoke without emotion and never showed any emotion except pissed off. "Father, why do you wish to see me?"

His father looked up at his eldest son and stood from his position on the ground. "Yes, Sesshomaru; you are turning 13 tomorrow, you are becoming a man."

"Why do you wish to see me?"

"I have a gift for you. It shows that you are of the Taisho family and are honored at that; soon you will be the new lord."

"What is this 'gift'?"

Inu no Taisho pulled something out of one of the several compartments of his armor. This… this… THING brought the unfamiliar emotion of shock to roam about Sesshomaru's features. It was long, white… and … FLUFFY. One could be lost for hours in it's vast fluffiness, it's soft feel, it's smooth feeling against you're skin. By far, this was the best gift ever.

"Father… how did you know?"

He smirked, "I figured that you would like it."

"Yes… but… what exactly is 'It'?"

"You know, I'm not quite sure myself…"

"Who cares anyway? Its fluffiness shall be greatly appreciated." She spoke with his usual monotonous voice. He gently placed the 'Thing' over his shoulder, and pet it continuously. "It is appreciated, father."

"So shall it be."

Sesshomaru and Inu no Taisho stood there looking into the opposite voids they call eyes. Sesshomaru's stare was interrupted by a tug on his new gift. He glared down at the end to see his little brother, Inuyasha, pulling on it. His tiny dog ears perked up and the thing weaved through his fingers.

"Hands off, little brother." He said, scolding him.

Two darker golden eyes, like that of their father's, gazed up innocently at his elder brother. "Why Big Brother, it's so fluffy!" His voice piped up and he grasped the fluffy again, hugging it tightly. Again Sesshomaru pulled it from his grasp. He was much stronger than his brother, being full demon and almost thirteen, and Inuyasha being a half-demon and nearly five. (Yura: Off plot I know, but wait for the kawaii! ) Inuyasha lowered his lip and gazed up at his brother with big, full eyes. (Puppy-dog pout) "Please big brother? Can I see your fluffy?"

"No."

"But Fluffy-! Hey, I can call you fluffy now!"

"Don't you dare…"

"Fluffy… can I see your fluffy?"

'Fluffy' ran after his little brother in an infantile manner. "I shall make sure you die a slow and painful death, little brother!"

Inu no Taisho just smiled at his sons, someday they will be too old for such games, so he decided to make this one last.

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Haha… I'm so evil! Fluffy's so fluffy! Haha! I hope you enjoyed this amusing interlude! One-shot

Arigato & Ja-ne!

Yura-Chan