The (Un)Eventful Life of Kai

Journal Entry:

FanGirls (and Boys)

Man, am I glad to be back in the safety of my room! All those screaming fans are enough to drive the sanest of men mad. They're everywhere I freaking go! I tell you, they've caused me paranoia. I'm looking over my back every two seconds just checking I'm alone. Grr! It makes my wanna rip my hair out just thinking about it! Or not. I like my hair.

I wonder which side of my family I get my hair colour from. I mean, come on! Blue's not natural, unless you're me – then it is – but you're somebody else. Hey, if you're somebody else, and you're reading this, then that must mean… YOU'RE A FANGIRL/ FANBOY TOO! AGH! GET OFF MY JOURNAL! I DON'T WANT YOUR GRUBBY PAW PRINTS ALL OVER IT! XD

And that leads me back onto track. Allow me to explain. It's a Saturday, see? And what do most teenagers like to do on a Saturday? Shop. You follow me? Well, I'm one of those teens. So what did I do? Go shopping. I came back with crap all. You see, I was scared out of every shop I went into by STUPID FANGIRLS/ FANBOYS LIKE YOU! But they don't try to steal my journal, unlike some people. somehow manages to glare evilly at you out of a piece of paper with blue ink on They were everywhere! It was like War of the Worlds! Kai H, the only surviving human, versus FanGirls and FanBoys, the aliens invading Earth. I went into Tracks Records, they were there. Blue Banana, they were there. Game, you guessed it. THEY WERE THERE! I'M SICK OF IT! GO PESTER TYSON! HE'S THE WORLD CHAMPION! XD

Man, I shoulda won that title. I was, technically, stronger than him. I had the power, the defence, the endurance, the BRAINS (which he lacks) to become W Champ. But would that mean I'd have MORE or LESS stupid, annoying FanGirls/ FanBoys to be stalked by? OO

Anyway, so after catching the bus FULL OF FANGIRLS/ FANBOYS I finally made it back here. But even now I don't feel safe. I mean, I've got a FanGirl/ FanBoy reading my journal right at this very minute. I just can't win…

Created by Nikki McConville