Nothing left for me to do but DANCE!

By, the old fiat (team no. 12)

Disclaimer: I do not own 'the prince of tennis' manga series (or the anime series, which we have never seen, therefore, 'syuusuke' will be 'shusuke' a'ight?).

Notes: This is about ballroom dancing (one of our recent fancies, along with lying around and doing nothing) so probably people will: a) never get it/hate it. or b) be girls.

But that's okay girls and/or angry boys, you can read it anyway! And please review, we love your comments and we serious take them into account, a bank account in-fact.

Chapter One: stuff 1a.

Sadaharu Inui pushed his glasses back up his nose. Stupid Eiji, he thought. Throwing towels at people.

'Eiji,' said Kunimitsu Tezuka. 'Put the towels down and no-one will get hurt.'

Eiji took Kunimitsu's glasses and put a towel in Kunimitsu's arms. 'Eiji,' said Eiji Kikumara in a Kunimitsu voice, basically Eiji crossing his legs and crossing his arms. 'Put the towel down and no-one will get hurt.'

'Argh!' said Kunimitsu dropping the towel and taking back his glasses.

'Boys boys,' Coach Ryuzaki came over. 'You need to do at least a little practice today!'

'Whatever,' Eiji said in a valley-girl (calif.) voice.

'Where's Ryoma?' asked Shuichiro Oishi (aka: bad haircut 100, or at least 55).

'I think that Momo's dunking our little friends head in the toilet,' Eiji blew on his nails.

'I thought that he was doing that to Kaido,' Kunimitsu looked alarmed.

'No longer,' Kaoru Kaido walked out of the bathrooms, his head sopping wet. 'Feh…'

'I hate everyone,' Ryoma Echizen walked out of the bathrooms, his head sopping wet and his hat looked disgusting.

Takeshi Momoshiro walked out of the bathrooms, a wide grin on his face. 'That should teach you two not to steal my money.'

'We didn't take your money!' shouted Kaido. 'Why do you think we did that anyway?'

'Because it's a good excuse,' Momo looked up, Shusuke Fuji had just arrived, covered in 'bling' from head down to his toey.

'Hi Kunimitsu, Inui, Eiji, Oishi, Momo, Taka, Vi- Kaido, Ryoma, Shuichiro, Kikumaru, and Shusuke, and Mme. Ryuzaki,' he smiled. 'What do you think of my outfit vi- um, Kaido?'

'I'll tell you what I think!' screamed Momo.

'I didn't ask you,' said Shusuke, sweating under the superior weight of the 'bling'.

'It's butt-ugly!' said Momo, grabbing Shusuke's head and pulling him towards the bathrooms.

'Momo-

'It's not worth it Inui,' said Eiji, grinning evilly.

'Doesn't he know that Oishi and Shuichiro are the same person?' Kunimitsu raised an eyebrow.

'Yesh, and I'm Eiji and Kikumaru, but did you notice that he also said hello to himself?' Eiji looked at the bathroom with a worried face. 'I think that these little trips to the depths of the toilet are causing some brain-damage.'

'No they're not,' said Kaido, walking into a telephone pole.

Shusuke walked out of the bathroom wearing briefs and looking very wet. He looking at Kaido and said: 'May I borrow your jersey?'

'No, and double no,' Kaido rubbed the spot on his head where the telly-phony had hit.

Momoshiro walked out of the bathroom, smiling and wearing a too too small bling-a-licious outfit. 'That'll teach you to wear ugly clothing. Oh, and to steal my money.'

Shusuke looked at his feet. 'Um, coach, may I go home now?'

'Yes,' said the coach. 'Please do.' Shusuke walked off…shivering.

okay, that was totally irrelevant… but we'll get there!

'I'm glad everyone agreed on this monthly sleepover,' said Inui. 'Kunimitsu, your house is so warm.'

'Shut up,' said Kunimitsu. Everyone stayed up late, except Kunimitsu, who fell asleep at exactly 9:30 (21h30) pm. Freak.

'Let's play truth or dare,' said Inui.

'That's only so you can gather data,' pointed out Ryoma.

'True,' said Inui, smiling. 'But would you prefer spin the bottle?'

They started to play Truth or Dare.

'Truth,' said Kaido.

'Um, do you have a girlfriend?' said Momo.

'…no.'

'Boyfriend?'

'You're not allowed to ask two questions!' said Kaido.

'So you do have a boyfriend!'

'NO!'

Some strangling… etc.

'Ryoma,' said Kikumaru (Eiji). 'Do you like any girls?'

'No,' said Ryoma. 'And no boys either!'

'Taka,' said Ryoma. 'Have you ever done anything exceptionally foolish in your life?'

'Many things,' said Takashi Kawamura. 'None of which I'm going to tell you, Echizen.'

'Durn-it,' said Ryoma.

'Shusuke,' said Taka. 'Do you like any films?'

'Lots,' said Shusuke. 'None of which I'm going to tell you, Echizen.'

'I'm Takashi,' said Taka.

'Oh, I mean, yeah, duh,' Shusuke looked at his armpits. 'Ooh! Oh, films yeh, I like lots of films.' He went off on a long list.

They all fell asleep after a very very very long list, thanks loads, Shusuke!

Anyway,

'Goodmorning,' said Kunimitsu, waking up with the entire tennis regulars in a dogpile on top of him. 'Eww.' He said pushing them over.

They all woke up from the fall, some of them were a tad delirious from lack of sleep (thanks again shusuke, stupid dogpile idea).

'Möchten sie tanzen?' Shusuke licked a table.

'!' Shouted Kaido, running into the licked table.

Kunimitsu made everyone breakfast and they all became normal, almost, again.

'So,' said Kunimitsu to Inui. 'We know that these sleepover are for data purposes and you usually give us something to do by the end of them, what's the verdict?'

'Um, you're all clumsy gits who can't speak Japanese,' Inui looked at his data book. 'And I signed all you up for ballroom dancing classes!'

'What?' said, er, everyone.

Okay, so um, we only just got to the point, but please review and tell us what should happen other wise we're, like, totally lost, 'dude'. Ha!

-old fiat, drive fiat-