Invader Zim and That Fiery Cupy Thingy

Chapter One: The Owls.

The great Irken Invader Zim (at least that's what he thinks) stood in front of the house of his most dreaded enemy, the Earth child Dib watching ever quietly... "OHHHHHH! HI BIRDY!" Gir his faithful (well mostly), yet stupid (really stupid) robotic assistant screeched as an owl passed by.

"GIR! We are spying on the enemy haven't I told you the most important part of spying?"

"Oh yeah..." Gir paused and then, "DO THE DONUT DANCE!" Gir then started to roll on the ground in a circle all the while making a sound of excitement that could be heard.

"NO DONUT DANCE! FORGET THE DONUT DANCE! Gir while spying on the enemy we must use stealth and sneakiness." Zim said as he pulled out a huge alien device out of his pocket. " Now help me carry this so we can put it on top of the Dib's FILTHY house."

"Ohhh but I wanted to do the donut dance."

"Gir, maybe in your SHEER STUPIDITY you have discovered quiet the problem."

" The Donuts are invading the Earth."

"No!... well maybe, but look at all of the filthy earth meat birds that are surrounding the Dib's home."

"Maybe Dib's throwing a party. I like parties can we go?"

"No Gir we do not party with the enemy, the only partying that will be done is when I ZIM am made ruler of all humans."

" Ohh that's never goin' happen. I am never going to party." Gir said while a few drops of tears fell from his ovular eyes.

"SON! You've got mail, lots of mail and there seems to be a loud of it for you to Gaz!" Porf. Membrane said as his two kids the Mysterious Mysteries buff Dib and the temperamental Game Slave addict Gaz entered the room.

"Oh is it from the online shop at Mysterious Mysteries I ordered their special on the bigfoot lock ness monster baby. Apparently they had a simple service and had children right after. " Dib said all to mater of factly.

"That is so wrong... Besides I thought bigfoot married the yeti of Backwater." Gaz said first being enraged and then showing an odd interest.

" That was such a cruel break up."

"No they seem to all be from something called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... Your not trying to raise the living dead again are you boy?" Membrane asked.

"No... well yesterday their was that incident with the mutant zombie dogs. WAIT! Hogwarts... School... of..of... Witch... I've heard of them it's a school in England that Mysterious Mysteries has hinted to its mighty existence... It's real! REAL! " Dib said as he started to laugh manically.

"Oh them again. They've tried to contact me all summer." Gaz said as Dib's expression fell.

"WHAT! GAZ you've had an invitation to go to school at the prestige the aw inspiring Hogwarts and you didn't say a word."

"I thought it would be funny... I was right."

" Can we go dad ever since I cast that spell on Gaz that made her taste pork I've been itching to become a wizard, think of it I'll be Dib the Blue, then Dib the Brown and then."

"Dib the annoying." Gaz interrupted.

"PLEASE!"

"I suppose, but you will have to take your sister with you and you may not, I repeat may not, raise the living dead."

"Awww do I have to go with him?"

"Yes, someone needs to keep an eye on him to keep him from doing the unthinkable. Besides it will be a chance for you to make friends and develop social skills."

"But I don't want social skills."

"Well we don't always get what we want, now you must go and clean up all the owl poop that came with your letters."

"Think Gaz, now I can have a weapon against Zim to save the human race and finally be respected and admired for my ingeniousness." Dib said as he and Gaz walked out the door to find a mass of owls perched on their porch.

"Do you think they'll teach me how to make people's heads go away?"

"Probably not."

"I GUESS that'll be OK or SOMETHING."

"Did you here that Gir Hogwaxs cool of Wilting and Knitting."

"That's not what they said."

"BE QUIET! Gir we must follow the Dib, for we don't know what kind of sweaters he will knit (Gasp) or what he'll be wilting."

"That makes no sense."

"Oh but we too will learn how to knit oh and what sweaters will we knit ones with flowers and puffy bunnies. PUFFY BUNNIES!" Zim said as he started to laugh Gir joined in too but soon stopped.

"I don't get it."