OMFG KAOS

Created by hoogiman and tikitikirevenge, in order of unimportance.

Disclaimer: The Board of Disagreement agrees about disagreeing anything that can be disagreed and/or agreed. In this case, then the agreement will be double-disagreed, therefore making it a double negative disagreement, therefore making it an agreement; so on, so forth. So our strategy is to triple-agree disagree agree which will equal to a disagreement, therefore accomplishing nothing.

And also, we don't own these characters. KAOS!

Introduction

So the Smash Brothers were at the Smash Mansion drinking Smash Juice when Smash Master Hand arrived to tell them some important news.

"Please, tell us what the important news is," said everyone.

So Master Hand said, "Okay, I'll tell you the important news."

Then he told them the important news.

"I'm signing you all up for a reality TV show!" he proclaimed.

Everyone stared blankly, except for Luigi, who fainted.

"That's the important news?" demanded Kirby.

"What were you expecting?" said Master Hand angrily, "something nice?"

"I wanted food…" murmured Kirby, breaking into tears.

"Now look what you've done!" shouted Zelda angrily. "You've made the pink puffball cry!"

"No, you haven't!" pouted Jigglypuff.

"So anyway," said Master Hand, "I'm going to lock you all into the Smash Mansion for this TV show. The only way out is to die."

Everyone laughed appreciatively.

"And, of course, there will be cameras following all of them. The only way to escape their constant gaze – is to die."

Everyone laughed hesitantly.

"Oh, and you won't have much food to eat, so be careful you don't die," laughed Master Hand.

The few people still laughing stopped.

"Last person alive wins!" proclaimed Master Hand excitedly.

"WHAT?" yelled everyone.

"I said," repeated Master Hand, annoyed, "that whoever doesn't die wins!"

"WHAT?" yelled everyone.

"Screw this," said Master Hand, "the game starts – now!"

He flew out of the mansion and all the doors and windows locked behind him.

Everyone stood there, utterly stunned.

"Soo…" began Zelda, "should we panic or what?"

Everyone panicked.

Note: This chapter is basically establishing the premise and (maybe) tone of what is to follow. If you hate it, explain why. If you love it, pretend you hate it and explain why. If you don't care, pretend you love it and pretend you hate it and explain why.

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